Billy Crystal Biography
William Edward "Billy" Crystal (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, filmmaker, and comedian. He gained prominence in the 1970s for playing Jodie Dallas on the ABC sitcom “Soap” and became a Hollywood film star during the 1990s, appearing in the critical and box office successes When “Harry Met Sally...” and “City Slickers.” He is also known for his role as Mike in the “Monsters Inc.
” franchise, and roles in “The Princess Bride,” “Analyze This,” and “Throw Momma From the Train.” He has hosted the Academy Awards eight times.
Billy Crystal Movies
Billy Crystal TV Shows
Billy Crystal Quotes
Parental Guidance - Dialogue 3
Artie Decker: [singing; pauses]
Come out, come out, Mr. Doody. And swim in the swimming pool. I know it's dark when you're hiding, but out here it's really cool. Come on, come on, Mr. Doody. Cause we've got something to do. And if you hurry, you'll meet Carl the kangaroo.
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Annoyance and Preferences in Relationships
Jack Lawrence:
This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's just so damn annoying.
Carrie Lawrence:
You don't like anything that's annoying.
Jack Lawrence:
Who does?
Carrie Lawrence: [serious]
No, I mean that's a special thing for you.
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