30 quotes
Proving Doubters Wrong Through Determination
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
They called me crazy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all!
[does a classic "mad scientist" laugh]
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A Squidling's Tale of Unexpected Challenges
Gallaxhar
Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And I was all "No way!", and she was all "Yes way!", and I was like... But I've told you too much already!
[telling his life-story; is constantly interrupted by his cloning machine pressing him down]
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Panic in the Face of Danger
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
I can't fight that thing! I can't even...I never... I'm hyperventilating! Does anybody have a giant paper bag?!
[seeing Gallaxhar's gigantic robot probe; gasping]
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Acknowledging a Hugging Character's Nature
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Sorry, Mom. He's a hugger.
[to her mother, after B.O.B. hugs her and nearly suffocates her in his gelatinous body]
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The Resilience of a Cockroach
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
You can't crush a cockroach!
[laughs maniacally]
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Mad Scientist vs. Quack: A Distinction Explained
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
I am not a quack, I am a mad scientist!!!! There's a difference.
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Demand for Total Quantonium Extraction
Gallaxhar
Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop!
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Celebrating Amidst Uncertainty
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Wait, wait, everybody! It’s okay! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!
[as she grows, for the wedding guests flee in terror]
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Gallaxhar's Urgency for Action
Gallaxhar
Come on, come on!!!!
[last lines before his death]
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Impenetrable Forcefield Frustration
Gallaxhar
Don't bother, that forcefield is impenetrable-- WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!
[Susan tries to escape his forcefield''; Susan smashes her fist through, nearly hitting Gallaxhar]
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Gallaxhar's Call to the Alien Forces
Gallaxhar
Attention, all aliens! ]!
[[Destroy All Monsters|Destroy all monsters]
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Unstoppable Determination
Gallaxhar
Nothing can stand in my way now!
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Confidence in Identity as Ginormica
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
I wouldn’t be so sure, and the name is Ginormica.
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Questioning Fresno's Superiority Over Paris
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Fresno!! Fresno.... In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?!
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Empowerment Through Unexpected Challenges
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to fight an alien robot, I would have said "No can do!" But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!
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Value of Free Garbage
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
At least the garbage was free.
[after the ruined party]
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The Nature of Carbon-Based Lifeforms
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... ...Nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!
[to after they rescue her; notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her]
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Dr. Cockroach's Atomic Gin Fizz Invitation
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a... ...kick.
[the gin explodes]
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Request for Seriousness During Procedure
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Doctor, I'd prefer that you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.
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Susan Murphy bids farewell to Derek
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
This is Susan Murphy, saying, "Goodbye, Derek!
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Gallaxhar's Threat to His Opponents
Gallaxhar
Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the Quantonium! Have fun exploding!!
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Gallaxhar's Warning Against Reckless Behavior
Gallaxhar
Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!
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Comment on Exceptional Scientific Creation
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
Whatever mad scientist made you... he really went all-out.
[to Susan]
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Dr. Cockroach's Opinion on New Susan
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
We all think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! I'm sorry.
[chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else]
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A Peaceful Announcement with Grim Consequences
Gallaxhar
Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! So, just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.
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Determined Pursuit of Quantonium on Earth
Gallaxhar
Oh, you think because you're all big and strong, and you can destroy my robot probe, that you're gonna send me running and hiding?! My days of running and hiding are over. Computer set a course to Earth! I will retrieve the Quantonium myself... even if I need to rip it out of her body, one cell at a time!
[looking at Susan on a monitor]
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Gallaxhar Declares His New Planet's Name
Gallaxhar
Let the birth of my new planet - now called... "Gallaxhar's... Planet" begin!!
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Gallaxhar's Disdain for the Omega Quadrant
Gallaxhar
The Omega Quadrant? Lame!
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Gallaxhar's Command for Escape Preparation
Gallaxhar
Uh, Spaceballs! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!
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Gallaxhar Commands Robot Probes to Attack Earth
Gallaxhar
Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!
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