Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) - Quotes

Sabine: [after finding out Mr. Bean is wanted by the whole of France, angrily] Who are you? Where are you going?

Mr. Bean: [takes out picture of Cannes and points to it] To the beach.

Carson Clay: [the soldiers and Sabine stop acting while Bean stands puzzled] Cut! Cut, cut! What the hell is he doing?! Where did he come from? Some of us here are trying to make a work of art! Everyone, back in position!

Carson Clay: [to the waitress; points to a yogurt container with the name "Fruzzi" full of strawberries in which a hand sprays scent on it] Get him in something different and put him in the background. You, sweetheart. You never stop, okay? Remember, you're crazy for the taste of Fruzzi yogurt. Well, how long does it take to reset? Then WHY IS EVERYONE MOVING IN SLOW MOTION?!

News Reporter: Cannes jury member Emil Dachevsky, the Russian film director, explained that his son Stepan was last seen on a train with a mysterious foreigner.

Train Station Manager: As soon as I saw him, I thought "he's evil.

Carson Clay: [the commercial goes as normal with Bean dressed in military outfit while holding his camera on the tip of his gun; the soldiers along with Bean stop running] Action! Cut! The guy with the video camera is fired!

Female Crew Member: [holding up a megaphone] Fired.

Carson Clay: [upon seeing Bean walking while seeing that his camera's battery is dying] YOU'RE FIRED!

Male Crew Member 1: Are you ready?

Male Crew Member 2: Yep.

Carson Clay: [the whole commercial goes as normal until the tank fires its gun in which the windows of a nearby building used in the set does not explode due to the machine used for the special effects turned off] Action! Cut! Cut, cut! My explosion! WHERE'S MY EXPLOSION?! All I want is an explosion, a little tiny explosion!

Carson Clay: [walking off the set with one of the male crew members; grabs a remote control from the member; presses a button on the remote, creating an explosion off-screen as Carson Clay's sombrero flies into the air] Is it really so hard for you guys? I mean, all you had to do is this!

Waitress on Train: Un café?

Mr. Bean: Oui.

Waitress on Train: Du sucre?

Mr. Bean: Non.

Waitress on Train: You speak very good French.

Mr. Bean: ¡Gracias!

Vicar: [everybody claps their hands] Three one! Thirty-one. Ah, Mrs. Lucas!

Mrs. Lucas: Over here!

Vicar: [the crowd stop clapping their hands; Bean pops out of the crowd; A nearby little girl named Lily turns on her [[iPod; [w:La Mer (song)|La Mer; everybody at the church, including Bean, clap their hands again; Bean sees that his ticket number is 6-1-6 which disgruntles him and causes him to dump it on a toy truck; Bean sees his ticket number upside down which reads 919, surprising him; right before the vicar gets another ticket from the bucket Bean quickly raises his ticket up as 9-1-9] Congratulations, Mrs. Lucas. And now to the first prize in today's raffle in aid of the "roof appeal." Thank you Lily. ], causing "]" to play] Indeed. The magnificent holiday to the south of France, kindly sponsored by Dalesborough Travel Limited. So, thank you guys. The winner of this prize will travel by Eurostar train to Paris then catch the fast train south before spending the week on the beaches of the French Riviera. This fabulous prize also includes 200 euros spending money and Barbara, this wonderful video camera kindly donated by A&K Electrics of Arbor Road. The winner of this amazing prize is: 9-1-9. Nine one nine. Anybody have ticket 9-1-9? If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick another ticket from the bucket. Anyone?

Mr. Bean: [everybody looks back at Bean and cheer as Bean joyfully walks to the stage, triumphant about winning the prize] YES!!!

Mr. Bean: [imitating Sabine after she insults a car overtaking them] Espèce de canard!

Mr. Bean: Back! Back! Back a bit.