12 quotes
Indifference to Public Gatherings
Laura Henderson
And if we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?
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The Importance of a Good Argument
Laura Henderson
My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument!
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Unexpected Revelation About Mr. Van Damm
Laura Henderson
(After seeing him naked) Why Mr Van Damm, you are Jewish!
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Challenges Facing Variety Performers Today
Laura Henderson
As you know, these are difficult times. So many of our delightful variety performers have been forced onto the milkline.
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Observations on Americans and Their Manners
Laura Henderson
Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners.
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Subtle Lighting and a Barber's Assurance
Laura Henderson
You needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, the disputed area will be barely visible. And anyway, we'll have a barber!
[the female genitalia]
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The Show Must Go On, Clothes Optional
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The show must go on, but the clothes must come off.
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Embracing Diversity in Showbusiness Challenges
Laura Henderson
Showbusiness is full of Jewish people. One must make do!
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Excitement for Upcoming Auditions and Performers
Laura Henderson
Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn't that exciting? People come in to entertain us, and we say either stick around or buzz off!
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Observations on Men's Reactions to the Midlands
Laura Henderson
You men certainly do get yourselves into such a state over the "midlands"!
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Building a Home for Future Generations
Laura Henderson
But I've told all my friends, that I'm helping to build a home for future bastards!
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Unexpected Comparisons in Domestic Life
Laura Henderson
My husband put me on top of the cupboard once. You have so much in common.
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