24 quotes
Questioning Reality and Perception
Dr. Mumford
I don't know what's real and what's not. That's never been my strong suit.
[to Sofia Crisp]
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Love and the Touch of Madness
Taglines
You don't have to be crazy to fall in love...but it helps.
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A Confession of Affection in Therapy
Skip Skipperton
You've fallen in love with one of your patients? — Doc! It's not me is it?
Dr. Mumford
What? No, Skip. It's not you, but I like you a lot.
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Struggling with Exhaustion and Hopelessness
Sofie Crisp
]. It's almost too exhausting to tell you about my exhaustion. I didn't really want to come. I'm not hopeful right now.
[about her symptoms of [[w:Chronic Fatigue Syndrome|Chronic Fatigue Syndrome]
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Identity and Misunderstanding in Mumford
Dr. Mumford
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a psychologist.
[to Skip Skipperton]
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Understanding the Desire to Escape Problems
Dr. Mumford
I understand what it's like to want to leave a problem behind.
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Desire for Freedom in Constrained Environments
Nessa
This shrink school you went to, did you hear about it in an infomercial?
Lilly
I watched 20/20, it was shocking! Did you know the government is wasteful?
Martin Brocket
Have you come across a bigger shithead than my stepfather?
Althea Brockett
Why do I feel so elated? Am I in denial? You know what this feels like? I know my time's up, but I've got to get this out while I've got a hold of it! ... When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That's all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That's how I feel right now. Like I have some giant all day hall pass.
Skip Skipperton
I may be young, but Doc can tell you — I'm very immature.
[to Lilly]
Dr. Ernest Delbanco
No one can escape the fear of death. It is, as ] put it, "the worm at the core," and try as we may to forget or ignore our own mortality, the skull will grin in at the banquet.
[[William James]
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Perceptions of Doctoral Credentials in Conversation
Mrs. Crisp
What kind of doctor are you?
Dr. Mumford
Ph.D. Psychologist.
Mrs. Crisp
Oh. Not a real doctor.
Dr. Mumford
That's right, the fake kind.
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Reflections on Time and Personal Growth
Sofie Crisp
God, it seems like years. I'm embarrassed by it. Before this happened — when I'd hear people talk about this kind of thing — I thought it was bullshit.
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The Power of Listening in Connection
Dr. Mumford
I noticed something. For some reason, probably because I was too stoned to talk, everywhere I went people would talk to me. Tell me everything. Their problems, their inner most thoughts. Sometimes they needed advice, but most of the people just wanted someone to listen.
[to Skip Skipperton]
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A Misunderstanding About Spending Time
Skip Skipperton
Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment?
Dr. Mumford
Jerking off?
Skip Skipperton
No! That's a good guess though.
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Acknowledging Personal Flaws and Vulnerabilities
Althea
Everyone's got something they're not so proud of. Even you probably have things.
Dr. Mumford
Me more than most.
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The Value of Honesty in Relationships
Sofie Crisp
You're shockingly honest. That's what makes you great. I've never had a man treat me this way. With you I feel really listened to.
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On Self-Care and Life Choices
Jeremy Brockett
Are you a man who likes to treat himself right?
Dr. Mumford
I've had my moments.
Jeremy Brockett
Well, I am. And I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody ever said on their deathbed, "I treated myself too well.
Dr. Mumford
I thought it was, "Nobody ever said I should have spent more time at the office.
Jeremy Brockett
Fill in the blanks. I don't mind the office. The point is you only go around once. So, like the Zen say, "Be here now.
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Confusing Gratitude with Love
Sofie Crisp
I have taken all my feelings of gratitude and relief and transferred them onto you. I have taken all those warm, grateful emotions, and confused them with feelings for you, so that now I am under the delusion that — I am in love with you.
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A Frustrated Observation on Behavior
Dr. Mumford
Jeez, what an asshole.
[to Althea Brockett, about Lionel Dillard]
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Unexpected Backgrounds in Personal Stories
Skip Skipperton
Are you telling me that your last job before becoming a psychologist was an investigator for the IRS?
Dr. Mumford
Everybody has a story, Skip.
Skip Skipperton
Seems like you got the variety pack.
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Finding Solutions Together in Conversation
Dr. Mumford
We'll work it out.
Sofie Crisp
You have the best answer for everything.
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Redemption in a Free Society
Dr. Mumford
In a free society you are what you say you are. If you screwed up on life, sometimes you can get another shot.
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Finding Confidence in Love
Sofie Crisp
Thanks to this therapy I now know what I am looking for. I need to find a man like you. Not one who's treating me of course. And I'm going to do it dammit, you've given me the confidence.
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Imagining Idealized Versions of Ourselves
Dr. Mumford
In these fantasies, Henry Follet is played by a handsome guy — with biceps. Can you imagine that — where your self esteem has to be? Man, I'd just like to move the guy to the point where he gets to appear in his own fantasies.
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Questioning the Authenticity of Love
Sofie Crisp
Do you understand how I might be a little resentful that this so-called love I'm feeling is totally bogus and just a pathetic case of ]?
[[w:Transference|transference]
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Towns with All the Fun
Taglines
Some towns have all the fun.
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Boundaries in Intimate Conversations
Dr. Mumford
Feel free to lie down. Most people do.
Sofie Crisp
I'd better not. I'll fall right to sleep. I think it's too soon for me to be sleeping with you.
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