Muppets Meet International Tour Manager Dominic
Dominic: [hands the Muppets his license]
Wow. Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets. Um, big fan. Huge. Uh, Dominic. International tour manager.
Fozzie: [puzzled]
Dominic Badguy"?
Dominic:
It's pronounced "Bad-gee". It's French.
Muppets:
Oh...
Dominic:
It means "good man".
Miss Piggy:
Oh. Yes. I knew that.
Dominic:
Listen up. You're hot. You're having a moment. But what is inevitable about a moment? It ends.
Fozzie: [grabs Kermit's arm with worry]
I don't want this moment to end!
Dominic:
That's why we've got to get out there now and capitalize this moment with a capital "C", yeah? I want you to conquer the world, do an international tour. Show a global audience what you can do.
Kermit:
Yeah, that sounds great, but I-- I'm just not sure-- Wait a second, guys, I'd love to do that too, but we've barely gotten back together, we don't wanna mess that up.
Dominic:
Okay, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment. One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil, just some of the acts I can list.
Fozzie:
Wow, that's a good list!
Dominic:
And now, I wanna tour manage you guys. I know you're the boss, Kermit. I wouldn't interfere with that. And we'd share with our managerial roles because you've got a special bond with these little guys.
Kermit:
Sure.
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The Importance of Family and Freedom
Nadya:
It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever.
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Loyalty to the Amphibian Prince
Nadya:
You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince. I will never let you go.
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Selfishness in the Gulag
Nadya:
No one believes in family in the gulag, frog. People are only ever out for themselves.
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Expert on Prison Movies and Escape Tactics
Nadya:
Give up, frog. I have Netflix account with search keywords "prison escape". I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space.
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Warning Against Frog Handling
Nadya:
Put the frog down! Or I will deploy.
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Admiration for a Woman's Qualities
Constantine: [after Miss Piggy beats him up]
What a woman.
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The World's Most Dangerous Frog
Constantine:
Welcome aboard, Kermit. You don't know who you're dealing with. I am the world's most dangerous frog.
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Frustration Over a Disrupted Escape
Constantine:
You're ruining my getaway!
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Frog's Mistake Explained by Constantine
Constantine:
Bad move, frog.
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The Worst Bad Guy Name Ever
Constantine:
The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!
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The Obvious Rule of Double-Crossing
Constantine:
First rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule because it is so obvious.
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Insurance Policy Demands Action
Constantine:
Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!
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Constantine Declares Himself the Ultimate Frog Villain
Constantine:
That is right, MUPPETS! I... am CONSTANTINE... the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal, and a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person! And now... I have only one thing to say to you FOOLS! GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
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The Show Must Continue in Timely Fashion
Constantine:
Well, as the old saying goes, the show must... continue. In a timely fashion.
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Final Warning from Constantine to the Bear
Constantine: [menacing Fozzie and Walter]
You have wocka'd your last wocka, bear.
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Cheese and Dreams in Muppet Life
Constantine:
The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese. Nailed it.
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Constantine Questions His Disturbance by Others
Constantine:
Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says "BOTHER ME"?!?!
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Overcoming Fear: Vertigo vs. Stage Fright
Constantine:
It was vertigo, not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two.
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Confusion in the Air
Constantine:
What is happening? Why am I flying?
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A Heartwarming Lesson in Friendship and Sharing
Constantine: [to Walter]
Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure, during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?
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Following Dominic's Lead
Constantine:
Dominic is terrific. From now on, let's do whatever he says, hmm?
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Identity Confusion in Muppets Most Wanted
Constantine:
Hi-lo! I am Kermit.
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The Burden of Being Mean
Constantine:
It's fed up and bossy being mean.
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A Call for Submission
Constantine: [wincing]
Bow before me!
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A Call to Begin the Show
Constantine: [before blowing up the gulag]
It's time to light the lights.
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A Call to Dance
Constantine: [about to fight the prison guards]
Let's dance.
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Miss Piggy's Fierce Protection of Kermit
Miss Piggy: [beating up Constantine]
NO! ONE! TRICKS! ME! INTO! MARRYING! THEM! AND! THEN! HURTS! MY! KERMIE!
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Miss Piggy's Take on a Dangerous Frog
Miss Piggy: [standing up to Constantine]
Oh, brother! You may be the world's most dangerous frog, but you're still a frog!
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Miss Piggy's Commentary on the Club
Miss Piggy: [exploring a theater in Germany]
Hole in the Wall Club"? More like "Hole in the Ground Club".
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