Johnny's Extreme Devotion to Missy
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Johnny would give an arm and a leg to date Missy. Well, maybe just an arm.
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True love endures beyond death
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A comedy that proves true love never dies.
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A Dead Boyfriend's Impact on Relationships
Johnny:
It's because I'm dead, isn't it? That's why you won't go out with me.
Missy:
Don't insult me.
Johnny:
You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you? Behind your back, everybody whispering, "There goes Missy and the dead kid"!
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Balancing Life After Unexpected Returns
Missy:
Johnny, hi! Uh, listen. I think it's really great that you're back from the dead and all, but I've got gym.
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Unexpected Return Home
Mr. Dingle:
You know, son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, were all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
Johnny:
I got better.
Mr. Dingle:
Huh. Well, welcome home, son.
Johnny:
Thanks.
Mr. Dingle:
Are you hungry, do you want something to eat? Gee, there's a lot of food left over from the funeral.
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Consequences of Disruption in the Classroom
Johnny:
Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't BELIEVE the trouble I had getting here!
Johnny's School Teacher:
I would believe it. And I'm not impressed. You get one demerit.
Johnny:
But-!
Johnny's School Teacher:
Just because you're dead does not mean that you can come waltzing in here whenever you like.
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Miscommunication in a Medical Emergency
Dr. Bronson:
I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive about of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.
Big Chuck:
He's not sick, you idiot! He's dead!
Dr. Bronson:
Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?
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A Father's Parting Advice on Kindness
Mr. Dingle:
Goodbye, son. Be nice to God.
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Coping with Unwanted Changes in Adolescence
Johnny:
I heard someone my age is supposed to be comfortable with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances, this was too much.
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Unusual Activity in a Dead Person
Dr. Bronson:
Okay. Well, you're dead. Which is unusual, because we don't normally see this much activity in a dead person.
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Desperation and Manipulation Before Prom Night
Eddie:
Alright, newsflash. This just in, Johnny: Missy is going to the prom with Buck. You got it?
Johnny:
Look, you pretend to kill her. I saved her life, she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck and goes to the prom with me. How sweet is that?
Eddie:
This is desperate and this is sick. I think you should get some therapy. I do!
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Critique of a Sexual Fantasy
Johnny's School Teacher:
This is the most pathetic sexual fantasy I've ever seen.
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A Mother's Request for Help After Loss
Mrs. Dingle:
Dr. Bronson, the reason I called is that our son, Johnny... died the other day, and I was wondering if you could take a look at him... Would you like to talk to him? Sure. Johnny?
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A Child's Disturbing Encounter with the Dead
Little Chuck:
Daddy, that dead man tried to eat me.
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