14 quotes
Unexpected Parental Involvement at the Party
Maddie
Your fucking parents are here?
Party Mother
You think our son would have a party without our consent?
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Questioning Life Choices and Circumstances
Maddie Barker
YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!
[after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road]
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Awkward Beauty in Unlikely Situations
Taglines
Pretty. Awkward.
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Reassurance Amid Uncertainty
Percy
You're gonna be okay.
Maddie
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay.
Percy
We're both gonna be okay.
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Questioning Modern Relationships and Intimacy
Maddie Barker
Does anyone even fuck anymore?
[sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom]
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Intense Dreams and Private Conversations
Maddie
I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.
Percy
Of course. That's private.
Maddie
Do you ever have those?
Percy
Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.
Maddie
Tell me.
Percy
You know ] from ]?
[[w:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn; [w:Suicide Squad (2016 film)|Suicide Squad]
Maddie
Okay.
Percy
I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed.
[Maddie looks confused]
Maddie
And that made you cum?
Percy
Uh... I did not.
Maddie
How the fuck is that a sex dream?
Percy
You asked me if I have intense dreams.
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Confusion Over Dating Intentions
Maddie
Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?
Laird, Allison
Yes!
Laird
Date him!
Allison
Date him!
Laird
Date him hard!
Maddie
I'll date his brains out!
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Confrontation Over Stolen Clothes at the Beach
Maddie
What about you? Want some business?
[after fighting a few kids in the nude]
Beach Bully
No, no, no, take it, take it.
Maddie
You think it's cool to steal clothes?
Beach Bully
You need fucking help. Call the cops.
Maddie
Stay the fuck out of Montauk!
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Not Your Typical Love Story
Taglines
Not a love story.
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Caring About the Past in Relationships
Maddie
It was a long time ago. Who cares?
Percy
I care.
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The Value of the Human Body
Jim
You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
Sara
Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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Reflecting on Beginnings and Experiences
Percy
Isn't this how ] started?
[protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night; [w:Jaws (film)|Jaws]
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Concerns About Parental Surveillance
Percy
I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here.
Maddie
Do they come here?
Percy
No, no. They track my phone.
Maddie
Wow, okay. Do they ] you too?
[[w:microchip implant (human)|microchip]
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Summer Party Shenanigans and Important Messages
Cameron B
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.
[filming himself on phone]
Trash Gucci
Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. Bullying is not a...
[also filming himself; Maddie steps in the background of their filming to use the beer keg]
Cameron B
Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
[to Maddie]
Maddie
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Cameron B
Did she just call me Frosted? That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
[to Trash Gucci; he and his friend train their phones on Maddie]
Maddie
Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
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