Not Your Typical Love Story
Taglines:
Not a love story.
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Awkward Beauty in Unlikely Situations
Taglines:
Pretty. Awkward.
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Unexpected Parental Involvement at the Party
Maddie:
Your fucking parents are here?
Party Mother:
You think our son would have a party without our consent?
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Reassurance Amid Uncertainty
Percy:
You're gonna be okay.
Maddie:
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay.
Percy:
We're both gonna be okay.
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Concerns About Parental Surveillance
Percy:
I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here.
Maddie:
Do they come here?
Percy:
No, no. They track my phone.
Maddie: [[w:microchip implant (human)|microchip]
Wow, okay. Do they ] you too?
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The Value of the Human Body
Jim:
You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
Sara:
Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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Summer Party Shenanigans and Important Messages
Cameron B: [filming himself on phone]
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.
Trash Gucci: [also filming himself; Maddie steps in the background of their filming to use the beer keg]
Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. Bullying is not a...
Cameron B: [to Maddie]
Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
Maddie:
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Cameron B: [to Trash Gucci; he and his friend train their phones on Maddie]
Did she just call me Frosted? That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
Maddie:
Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
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Intense Dreams and Private Conversations
Maddie:
I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.
Percy:
Of course. That's private.
Maddie:
Do you ever have those?
Percy:
Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.
Maddie:
Tell me.
Percy: [[w:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn; [w:Suicide Squad (2016 film)|Suicide Squad]
You know ] from ]?
Maddie:
Okay.
Percy: [Maddie looks confused]
I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed.
Maddie:
And that made you cum?
Percy:
Uh... I did not.
Maddie:
How the fuck is that a sex dream?
Percy:
You asked me if I have intense dreams.
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Caring About the Past in Relationships
Maddie:
It was a long time ago. Who cares?
Percy:
I care.
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Confrontation Over Stolen Clothes at the Beach
Maddie: [after fighting a few kids in the nude]
What about you? Want some business?
Beach Bully:
No, no, no, take it, take it.
Maddie:
You think it's cool to steal clothes?
Beach Bully:
You need fucking help. Call the cops.
Maddie:
Stay the fuck out of Montauk!
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Confusion Over Dating Intentions
Maddie:
Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?
Laird, Allison:
Yes!
Laird:
Date him!
Allison:
Date him!
Laird:
Date him hard!
Maddie:
I'll date his brains out!
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Reflecting on Beginnings and Experiences
Percy: [protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night; [w:Jaws (film)|Jaws]
Isn't this how ] started?
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Questioning Life Choices and Circumstances
Maddie Barker: [after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road]
YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!
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Questioning Modern Relationships and Intimacy
Maddie Barker: [sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom]
Does anyone even fuck anymore?
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