31 quotes
Questioning Commitment and Relationships
Kate Thomas
What?! No! Don't be silly. You're married, you're here...
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A warning about consequences for disrespect
Rasputia
Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!
[Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower]
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Complimenting Norbit's Performance
Kate Thomas
Wow, that was some nice show, Norbit.
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Demonstrating Slide Techniques with Confidence
Rasputia
I'ma show you how a chick go down a slide!
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Mr. Wong Celebrates a Successful Hit
Mr. Wong
Bingo! Right in the blowhole!
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Rasputia's Exclamation of Frustration
Rasputia
KATE, FOOL!!
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Consequences of Actions in Norbit
Rasputia
That's what your stupid black butt get!
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Nostalgia and Friendship in Unusual Moments
Mr. Wong
It just like old times. Maybe you two go take poop together.
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Childhood Bullying and Defiance in the Playground
9-Year-Old Norbit
What did you do that for?
One of the Bullies
Cause we felt like it.
Both Bullies
What are you gonna do about it?
10-Year-Old Rasputia
Leave him alone.
[to the bullies]
Both Bullies
Says who?
9-Year-Old Norbit
Who are you?
10-Year-Old Rasputia
Rasputia. What's your name?
9-Year-Old Norbit
Norbit.
10-Year-Old Rasputia
Norbit"? That's a stupid name.
9-Year-Old Norbit
Why'd you beat those boys up?
9-Year-Old Norbit
Uh, Norbit. No...
10-Year-Old Rasputia
Well, you do now. Get up and hold my hand.
9-Year-Old Norbit
Okay. How you doing?
[the source of Rasputia's catchphrase]
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Confusion About Birthday Celebrations
Rasputia
It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?
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A Loser's Consistent Fate
Rasputia
Well, well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!
[''laughs after Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story about Deion is a corrupt goldigger/cheater'']
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Facing New Experiences with Patience
Norbit
Rasputia, I know we're a little nervous because we've never done this before, but we can take our time, darling. In sweet time. Yes. AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Rasputia leans into the doorway wearing lingerie; Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed in the process]
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Doughnut Jelly Preference Explained
Norbit
No, the one, suckin the jelly outta them doughnuts.
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Loss of Trust in Relationships
Kate Thomas
I just don't trust you anymore.
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Claiming the Title of Queen
Norbit
Yes, it did! And that makes you the Queen of (mouth silently)!
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Casual Greeting from Rasputia
Rasputia
How YOU doin'!
[repeated line]
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Defending Personal Space in Norbit
Norbit
I didn't touch your seat.
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Clarifying Relationship Status in Norbit
Norbit
No, that's just my... my wife.
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Celebrating President's Day in America
Norbit
Happy president's day! God bless America!
[Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again]
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Car Seat Boundaries in Relationships
Rasputia
Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin with my car seat?!
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Emergency Call for Help
Norbit
HALT!!!!!! 187, officer down!
[Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again]
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Claiming Ownership of a Wine Cooler
Rasputia
That's MY wine cooler!
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Unexpected Exclamation from Mr. Wong
Mr. Wong
Whale, ho!
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Appreciation of Beauty in Norbit
Kate Thomas
Oh, yeah! She's pretty!
[After seeing Rasputia]
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Concerned Inquiry About Norbit's Actions
Kate Thomas
Norbit, what are you doing?!
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Refusal to Accept a Situation
Rasputia
Hell to the no!
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Questioning a Name-calling Remark
Rasputia
Did somebody just call me a whale?
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Tension Escalates During Wedding Disruption
Deion
THAT'S ENOUGH!! THAT'S ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Stop the music!
[screaming]
Pope Sweet Jesus
Hold on...
Deion
Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.
[cuts Pope off]
Preacher
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Norbit
I object!
Preacher
Oh, for Christ sake!
[''frustrated'']
Mr. Wong
Norbit.
[''pleased'']
Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy
Norbit!
[''cheers'']
Kate
Norbit!
[''surprised'']
Choir
Norbit-t-t-t!
[''singing'']
Norbit
This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.
Kate
Norbit, what are you doing?
Norbit
I'm bein a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.
Rasputia
What the hell did you just say?!
[''Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church'']
Norbit
You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your (mouth silently)!
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Mr. Wong Questions Norbit's Sudden Departure
Mr. Wong
Norbit, where you go?! Why you run off?
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Impending Explosion Anticipation
Mr. Wong
Yeah, gonna blow!
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Apology to Mrs. Rice
Kate Thomas
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
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