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Janey Briggs and the Gun Revelation
Jake
Janey's got a gun. Janey Briggs got a gun..
Art student
She's got a gun! Janey's got a gun!
[points to Janey; rest of her art class scatters while police are called in to subdue her]
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Concern Over Drinking and Driving
Mr. Briggs
Hey, uhh…I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey
Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs
No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey
Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs
Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey
Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs
Bye, Pumpkin.
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Dreams of Paris and Unexpected Opportunities
Janey
I have this dream of one day... just... hopping on a plane and going to Paris. There's an ] there...but I can't afford it. Unless there's some way of raising $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.
[[w:Sorbonne|art school]
Jake
Oh my God, Janey, do you realize that my parents give a scholarship to a girl who can't get into art school every year?
Janey
Really? That's amazing!
[turns around, expectantly]
Jake
Yeah! This year we gave it to Lupe Rodriguez, the Mexican fingerpainter. I think you'd really like her work.
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Request for Time to Talk
Priscilla
I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-y.
Jake
What?
Priscilla
Some time to talk to you.
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Family Tensions and Unconventional Desires
Catherine
I want you.
Catherine
Only by blood.
Jake
What is wrong with this family?!
[shoves Catherine off]
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A Feast of High School Clichés
Taglines
They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we're gonna stuff your face.
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Confrontation and Humor in a Teen Setting
Mitch
EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Vernon
Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch
Oh I'm shaking!
Vernon
Ok that's another!
Mitch
So...
Vernon
Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Mitch
GO!
Vernon
Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Mitch
Mo?
Vernon
Your mother was a...?
Mitch
Ho?
Vernon
Who was the famous clown?
Mitch
Bobo?
Ox
Mitch, cut it out, stop.
[whispers]
Vernon
That's another!
Ox
But I was just....
Vernon
Another!
Bruce
Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Vernon
Another!
Bruce
I confused.
Vernon
Shut your hole, ]! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, I'm cracking skulls!
[[w:Wang Chung|Wang Chung]
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Cheerleading Rivalry Escalates in Competition
Black Rival Cheerleader
We saw you at our game and we know you stole our routine!
Priscilla
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. We've always done our own cheers! Right, girls?
[to squad]
Squad
That's right!
Black Rival Cheerleader
Then you better bring it.
Priscilla
Oh, it's already been broughten.
Cheerleaders
We are! The North Comptonn Wildcats! We're black! We know it! We shake our big booties and show it! We ain't white! We ain't white! We definitely ain't white! Break it down niggas'!
[Cheerleaders start booty dancing]
Sports Announcer
Damn! Those bitches represent!
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