Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) - Quotes

Eddie Murphy Portrays The Klumps Characters

Taglines: Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps

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The Return of the Klumps

Taglines: The Klumps are back!

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Unexpected Humor in a Party Situation

Anna: [Answering door] Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?

Fireman Stripper: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.

Anna: [sniffs] I don't smell no smoke.

Fireman Stripper: [Walks in and beings playing music from stereo; begins stripping] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!

Party guests, Bridesmaid and Denise: [laugh and clap] Ooh!

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Affectionate Exchange Between Denise and Sherman

Denise: [persistent] Sherman, look at me! Who am I?

Sherman: Ah, pretty lady!

Denise: [sobbing] Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.

Sherman: [at same time] Yeah, nice lady!

Cletus: Come on, let's get him home.

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A Bold Statement from Grandma Klump

Grandma Klump: Does Cletus know I'm strapped?

Cletus: Come on, shoot.

Grandma Klump: I'm strapped, nigga!

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Unexpected Pain and Humorous Realizations

Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

Anna: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.

Granny: Both feet too, both feet.

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Humor Amidst Family Dynamics

Granny: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.

Cletus: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.

Anna: Cletus!

Cletus: What are you talkin about? She is an old bag with titties.

Anna: Jesus!

Cletus: Old bag with old bag titties!

Anna: Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?

Granny: [to Cletus] Death!

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A Timeout on Geriatric Conversations

Granny: You better eat up Isaac, cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.

Cletus: Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.

Anna: Lord, my, my.

Cletus: I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.

Granny: Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle.

Ernie: Oh snap now.

Granny: What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I got ya, got ya, got ya!

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A Humorous Proposition in a Comedic Scene

Sherman: Denise will you...

Buddy: Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?

Sherman: ...Denise will ya...will ya...let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?

Mexican band: ...Put the beef in your taco!

Denise: What?

Sherman: [Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back] Oh, no! No, no, no! (Chuckles) That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.

Denise: ...Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not...

Sherman: Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ole whopper right now, huh?

Mexican band: ...A big ole whopper right now!

Neighbor: You're sick!

Sherman: Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!

Neighbor: You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!

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Conflict Between Sherman Klump and Buddy Love

Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...

Dean Richmond: I

Sherman Klump: Thank you. T-E!

Buddy Love: Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?

Chaos During a Demonstration

Buddy Love: [after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula; turning into a baby; woman stares at his penis] What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch! Oh, Sherman...! Oh, SHIT! Uh, uh, everyone calm down! Just calm down, this is a part of the demonstration! Just calm-- Relax! everything is under control. What the hell are you looking at?! This is an impressive package for a toddler!

Expression of Frustration and Anger

Buddy Love: [sees a rubber ball, because his body has dog DNA] Oh, you bastard!

Buddy Love's Humorous Observation

Buddy Love: [Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E] Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?

Unexpected Declaration of Identity

Dean Richmond: [screaming] I'm not that kind of... GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!

Child's Innocent Observation Sparks Reflection

Dean Richmond: Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!

Struggles of Acceptance and Vulnerability

Sherman Klump: [To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me.

Sherman Klump's Admiration for a Woman

Sherman Klump: [Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!

The Struggles of Loneliness and Acceptance

Sherman Klump: You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore.