18 quotes
Struggles of Acceptance and Vulnerability
Sherman Klump
I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me.
[To Denise]
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Humor Amidst Family Dynamics
Granny
Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Cletus
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Anna
Cletus!
Cletus
What are you talkin about? She is an old bag with titties.
Anna
Jesus!
Cletus
Old bag with old bag titties!
Anna
Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Granny
Death!
[to Cletus]
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Unexpected Humor in a Party Situation
Anna
Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
[Answering door]
Fireman Stripper
Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
Anna
I don't smell no smoke.
[sniffs]
Fireman Stripper
There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!
[Walks in and beings playing music from stereo; begins stripping]
Party guests, Bridesmaid and Denise
Ooh!
[laugh and clap]
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The Return of the Klumps
Taglines
The Klumps are back!
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A Bold Statement from Grandma Klump
Grandma Klump
Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Cletus
Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump
I'm strapped, nigga!
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Buddy Love's Humorous Observation
Buddy Love
Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
[Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E]
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The Struggles of Loneliness and Acceptance
Sherman Klump
You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore.
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Child's Innocent Observation Sparks Reflection
Dean Richmond
Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!
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Expression of Frustration and Anger
Buddy Love
Oh, you bastard!
[sees a rubber ball, because his body has dog DNA]
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Unexpected Declaration of Identity
Dean Richmond
I'm not that kind of... GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!
[screaming]
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Chaos During a Demonstration
Buddy Love
What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch! Oh, Sherman...! Oh, SHIT! Uh, uh, everyone calm down! Just calm down, this is a part of the demonstration! Just calm-- Relax! everything is under control. What the hell are you looking at?! This is an impressive package for a toddler!
[after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula; turning into a baby; woman stares at his penis]
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Sherman Klump's Admiration for a Woman
Sherman Klump
Ah, pretty lady!
[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is]
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Eddie Murphy Portrays The Klumps Characters
Taglines
Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps
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Unexpected Pain and Humorous Realizations
Granny
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Anna
You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Granny
Both feet too, both feet.
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A Humorous Proposition in a Comedic Scene
Sherman
Denise will you...
Buddy
Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?
Sherman
...Denise will ya...will ya...let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?
Mexican band
...Put the beef in your taco!
Denise
What?
Sherman
Oh, no! No, no, no! (Chuckles) That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.
[Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back]
Denise
...Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not...
Sherman
Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ole whopper right now, huh?
Mexican band
...A big ole whopper right now!
Neighbor
You're sick!
Sherman
Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!
Neighbor
You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!
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A Timeout on Geriatric Conversations
Granny
You better eat up Isaac, cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.
Cletus
Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.
Anna
Lord, my, my.
Cletus
I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Granny
Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle.
Ernie
Oh snap now.
Granny
What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I got ya, got ya, got ya!
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Conflict Between Sherman Klump and Buddy Love
Sherman Klump
Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
Dean Richmond
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Sherman Klump
Thank you. T-E!
Buddy Love
Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
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Affectionate Exchange Between Denise and Sherman
Denise
Sherman, look at me! Who am I?
[persistent]
Sherman
Ah, pretty lady!
Denise
Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.
[sobbing]
Sherman
Yeah, nice lady!
[at same time]
Cletus
Come on, let's get him home.
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