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Ocean's Twelve Quotes

"Twelve is the new eleven."

PG-13 2004 · 2h 5m
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17 quotes
A New Challenge for Old Thieves
Taglines Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean.
Memorable Heists and Unforgettable Moments
Taglines Who could ever forget that thing they did that time to that guy?
Questioning Age Perception
Danny Ocean Do I look 50 to you?
Danny Ocean's Quirky Observation on Holidays
Danny Ocean If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.
Response Timing in Conversation
Rusty Ryan (to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetorical in which case the answer is obvious, yes.
Danny Ocean's Remark on Potsie's Performance
Danny Ocean That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian]
Consequences of Excessive Choices and Actions
Terry Benedict I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition-- You got two weeks.
[to Rusty Ryan; car explodes]
Terry Benedict's Inquiry About Mr. Diaz
Terry Benedict Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?
[about Danny]
Urgent Bathroom Request Amidst Tension
Reuben Tishkoff Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank...
[to Turk]
Imminent Arrest at 10:45
Rusty Ryan (to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested.
Rusty's Frustration with Topher's Attitude
Rusty Ryan Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all ] on me.
[to Topher Grace; [Wikipedia:Frankie Muniz|Frankie Muniz]
Twelve is the New Eleven
Taglines Twelve is the new eleven
Reuben's Frustration with Invisibility
Reuben Tishkoff THIS? You couldn't see this?!
[Meeting a fortune teller, notices Benedict and his goons behind him]
Unexpected Fundraising Inquiry
Reuben Tishkoff Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!
Questioning Authority in Ocean's Twelve
Turk Malloy Who died and made you Danny?
[to Linus]
The Nature of Dreams and Reality
Rusty Ryan A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Character's Critique on Clichés and Costs
Roman Nagel And tell him it's gonna cost him double. And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche.
[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan; pause; Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]