Memorable Heists and Unforgettable Moments
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Who could ever forget that thing they did that time to that guy?
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A New Challenge for Old Thieves
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Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean.
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Twelve is the New Eleven
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Twelve is the new eleven
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Reuben's Frustration with Invisibility
Reuben Tishkoff: [Meeting a fortune teller, notices Benedict and his goons behind him]
THIS? You couldn't see this?!
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Unexpected Fundraising Inquiry
Reuben Tishkoff:
Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!
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Urgent Bathroom Request Amidst Tension
Reuben Tishkoff: [to Turk]
Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank...
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Character's Critique on Clichés and Costs
Roman Nagel: [to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan; pause; Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]
And tell him it's gonna cost him double. And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche.
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Questioning Authority in Ocean's Twelve
Turk Malloy: [to Linus]
Who died and made you Danny?
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Consequences of Excessive Choices and Actions
Terry Benedict: [to Rusty Ryan; car explodes]
I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition-- You got two weeks.
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Terry Benedict's Inquiry About Mr. Diaz
Terry Benedict: [about Danny]
Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?
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Response Timing in Conversation
Rusty Ryan:
(to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetorical in which case the answer is obvious, yes.
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Imminent Arrest at 10:45
Rusty Ryan:
(to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested.
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Rusty's Frustration with Topher's Attitude
Rusty Ryan: [to Topher Grace; [Wikipedia:Frankie Muniz|Frankie Muniz]
Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all ] on me.
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The Nature of Dreams and Reality
Rusty Ryan:
A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
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Questioning Age Perception
Danny Ocean:
Do I look 50 to you?
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Danny Ocean's Remark on Potsie's Performance
Danny Ocean: [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian]
That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
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Danny Ocean's Quirky Observation on Holidays
Danny Ocean:
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.
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