Life's Challenges Are Not Easily Avoided
Taglines:
Life is Not Child-Proof
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Dog Parenting Instructions
Taglines:
Sit. Stay. Play Dad.
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Misunderstanding About Scat and Poop
Zach:
I think "scat" is poop.
Dan:
Really, son?
Zach:
Yeah.
Charlie:
You wiped poop on my face?
Dan:
Yeah. Scat happens, man.
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Childhood Fears and Humor in Parenting
Charlie: [[Friday the 13th (1980 film)|Friday the 13th; [Friday the 13th Part 2|2]
The kids have never seen ], part 1 or ]!
Vicki:
Oh, my God!
Dan: [[The Wizard of Oz]
He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of ]. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.
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Denial of Emotions Between Friends
Charlie:
You crying, man?
Jimmy: [''holding back tears'']
I ain't cyring!
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Ultimate Frisbee Challenge Among Friends
Yancy:
You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan:
I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
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Embracing New Roles as Parents and Uncles
Dan:
If I'm going to be an old dad, you're going to be an Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie:
We?
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Yancy: [after tackling Dan]
How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?
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Questioning the Drink's Extravagance
Dan Rayburn:
Whoa, does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!
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Caution Regarding Depth Perception Changes
Charlie Reed: [reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles]
Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?
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