10 quotes
Ultimate Frisbee Challenge Among Friends
Yancy
You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan
I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Misunderstanding About Scat and Poop
Zach
I think "scat" is poop.
Dan
Really, son?
Zach
Yeah.
Charlie
You wiped poop on my face?
Dan
Yeah. Scat happens, man.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Denial of Emotions Between Friends
Charlie
You crying, man?
Jimmy
I ain't cyring!
[''holding back tears'']
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Questioning the Drink's Extravagance
Dan Rayburn
Whoa, does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Caution Regarding Depth Perception Changes
Charlie Reed
Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?
[reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Life's Challenges Are Not Easily Avoided
Taglines
Life is Not Child-Proof
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Yancy
How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?
[after tackling Dan]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Childhood Fears and Humor in Parenting
Charlie
The kids have never seen ], part 1 or ]!
[[Friday the 13th (1980 film)|Friday the 13th; [Friday the 13th Part 2|2]
Vicki
Oh, my God!
Dan
He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of ]. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.
[[The Wizard of Oz]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing New Roles as Parents and Uncles
Dan
If I'm going to be an old dad, you're going to be an Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie
We?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Dog Parenting Instructions
Taglines
Sit. Stay. Play Dad.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.