Life and Love at Their Best
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when life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest...
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Celebrated Academy Award-Winning Film
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A TRIPLE ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER!
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Facing Fear and Finding Comfort Together
Norman:
You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our lane. I couldn't remember where the old town road was. I went a little ways in the woods. There was nothing familiar. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death. That's why I came running back here to you. So I could see your pretty face and I could feel safe and that I was still me.
Ethel:
You're safe, you old poop and you're definitely still you picking on poor old Charlie. After lunch, after we've gobbled up all those silly strawberries we'll take ourselves to the old town road. We've been there a thousand times. A thousand. And you'll remember it all. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're gonna get back up on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind you holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go.
Norman:
I don't like horses. You are a pretty old dame aren't you? What are you doing with a dotty old son of a bitch like me?
Ethel:
Well, I haven't the vaguest idea.
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Misunderstandings in Family Relationships
Chelsea:
It just seems like we've been mad at each other for so long...
Norman:
I didn't think we were mad; I just thought we didn't like each other.
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Bears and Local Legends in Conversation
Bill: [as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea]
Are there any bears around here?
Norman:
Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.
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Canoes and Cultural References in Conversation
Billy Ray:
A canoe! Just like the Indians used.
Norman:
Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum.
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The Appeal of a Provocative Word
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Reflections on Age and Perspective
Billy Ray:
So, I heard you turned 80 today.
Norman:
Is that what you heard?
Billy Ray:
Yeah. Man, that's really old.
Norman:
You should meet my father.
Billy Ray:
Your father's still alive?
Norman:
No, but you should meet him.
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Confrontation Over Friendship and Boundaries
Bill:
You're having a good time, aren't you?
Norman:
Huh?
Bill:
Chelsea told me all about how you like to have a good time messing with people's heads. She does too, sometimes. Me, sometimes I can get into it. Sometimes not. You know, it's not imperative that you and I become friends. I thought it would be nice. I'm sure you're a fascinating person, and I thought it would be fascinating to get to know you, but that's obviously not an easy task. So you just go ahead and be as... poopy, to quote Chelsea, as you want to be, and I'll be as nice and as civil as I can be. But I think there's one thing you should know while you're jerking me around and making me feel like an asshole. I know precisely what you're up to. And I'll take just so much of it. Now what is the bottom line on this illicit sleeping together question?
Norman:
Very good. That was a good speech. Bottom line, huh? You're a bottom line man? All right, here's the bottom line... O-kay.
Bill:
Huh?
Norman:
You seem like a nice man. A bit verbose, but nice...
Bill:
Thank you.
Norman:
...and you're right about me. I am fascinating.
Bill:
I'm sure you are.
Norman:
But let's get back to the sex thing... anything you want to know, just ask me. Go ahead.
Bill:
No, no... I just, uh, wanted to clear that up. Chelsea and I can sleep together.
Norman: [pauses, resumes reading]
Sure, please do. Just don't let Ethel catch you.
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Reflections on Aging and Friendship
Ethel Thayer:
Chelsea, Norman is eighty years old. He has heart palpitations and trouble remembering things. Just when did you expect this friendship to begin?
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Recognition of Unseen Kindness
Ethel Thayer:
You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it.
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Embracing Life Beyond Childhood Regrets
Ethel Thayer:
Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something? You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore. It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling. Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it.
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Complexity of Marriage and Loyalty
Ethel Thayer:
That son of a bitch happens to be my husband.
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A Lighthearted Reminder Against Being Grumpy
Ethel Thayer: [to Norman]
Don't be such an old poop!
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A Lighthearted Offer for Intimacy
Norman Thayer Jr.: [to Ethel]
Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?
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A Question About a Controversial Memory
Norman Thayer Jr.: [to Bill]
Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?
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