Navigating Uncertainty in a Quest
Barley:
It's okay? We can figure this out.
Ian:
Figure out what? We're back where we started.
Barley:
I mean, it has to be here. There was a gauntlet. I mean, unless that gauntlet was for, coincidentally, some different quest. That's a possibility.
Ian:
What?
Barley:
No, no, no. This has to be where the Phoenix Gem is. I followed my gut.
Ian:
Oh, no.
Barley:
What?
Ian:
The gem is in the mountain. The mountain we could have been to hours ago, if we'd just... stayed on the expressway.
Barley:
No, the expressway is too obvious. You can never take the obvious...
Ian: [enraged]
If I hadn't listened to you! OKAY?! I can't believe this. You act like you know what you're doing, but you don't have a clue! And that's because you are a screw-up. And now, you've screwed up my chance to have the ONE THING I'VE NEVER HAD!!
Barley:
Where are you going?
Ian: [gives Barley his staff]
To spend what little time we have left with Dad.
Barley:
Ian, wait! We can still find the Phoenix Gem! We just have to keep looking! Ian! IAN!
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Embracing Inner Strength and Expression
Ian: [tries to make a can float with his staff]
Aloft Elevar!
Barley:
No, from your heart's fire!
Ian:
Aloft Elevar!
Barley:
Don't hold back!
Ian:
Aloft Elevar!
Barley:
HEART'S FIRE!
Ian: [frustrated]
STOP SAYING, "HEART'S FIRE"! This just clearly isn't working.
Barley:
Hey, it was a good start.
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Family Conflict During a Gap Year
Laurel: [hurts her foot on one of Barley's figurines; kicks it in his room]
Oh, my... Barley, keep your soldiers off my land, or our kingdom will go to war!
Barley: [from in his room]
Sorry, Mom!
Laurel:
Oh, this is the world's longest gap year. Honey, I was gonna do that.
Ian:
That's okay.
Laurel:
Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master.
Ian:
Yeah. A very humble sewing master. What was Dad like when he was my age? Was he always super confident.
Laurel:
Oh, no. It took him a while to find out who he was.
Ian:
I wish I'd met him.
Laurel:
Oh, me too. But, hey, you know when your dad got sick, he fought so hard because he wanted to meet you more than anything. You know what? I have something for you. I was gonna wait until after cake, but I think you've waited long enough.
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Warning of Imminent Danger to the Boys
Corey the Manticore:
Your boys are in great danger!
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Overlooked Details in a Quest Narrative
Corey the Manticore: [gasps]
Oh, they went on a quest. But don't worry, I told them about the map, I told them about the gem, I told them about the curse- I forgot to tell them about the curse!
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Urgent Call for Help with Griffin Nuggets
Corey the Manticore:
Quick! Somebody help me! These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out a minute ago!
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A Declaration of Strength and Courage
Laurel Lightfoot: [during the final battle]
I am a mighty warrior!
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Stay Safe While I Catch Up
Laurel Lightfoot:
I'm on my way, guys. Just stay out of trouble.
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A Gift for You at Sixteen
Laurel Lightfoot:
He just said to give you this when you were both over sixteen.
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A Gift from Dad
Laurel Lightfoot:
I have a gift from your dad.
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Confronting the Mischievous Dragon
Laurel Lightfoot:
Blazey! Bad dragon! Go back to your lair!
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Barley's Wallet Size Humor
Barley Lightfoot: [exclaims]
My wallet's still tiny.
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Barley Lightfoot Describes a Mysterious Object
Barley Lightfoot:
Oh, it's a giant greenish cube.
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A Unique Perspective on Sweetness
Barley Lightfoot:
There's a sweet blotch. Not in the middle not quite at the end.
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Unexpected Outcomes of a Magical Experiment
Barley Lightfoot: [realizes he has been shrunk]
It worked! The tin is huge! And the van is huge! And your- Oh, no!
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Growth Spell and Its Mechanism Explained
Barley Lightfoot:
Growth spell! We grow the tin, and then the gas itself will grow with it.
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Barley's Call to Action in Onward
Barley Lightfoot:
Put it in "O" for "Onward!
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The Manticore: Beginning of Every Quest
Barley Lightfoot:
All quests start with the Manticore, the fearless warrior.
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A Call to Adventure
Barley Lightfoot:
We're going on a quest!
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A Race Against Time for Family
Barley Lightfoot:
We only have 24 hours to bring back the rest of Dad.
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A Tribute to Unconditional Support and Growth
Ian Lightfoot:
I had someone who looked out for me. Someone who pushed me to be more than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad, but I always had you.
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A Spell to Discover Family Identity
Ian Lightfoot: [reading his Father's letter]
I wrote this spell so I could see for myself who my guys grew up to be.
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