22 quotes
Confronting the Mischievous Dragon
Laurel Lightfoot
Blazey! Bad dragon! Go back to your lair!
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A Declaration of Strength and Courage
Laurel Lightfoot
I am a mighty warrior!
[during the final battle]
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A Gift from Dad
Laurel Lightfoot
I have a gift from your dad.
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A Spell to Discover Family Identity
Ian Lightfoot
I wrote this spell so I could see for myself who my guys grew up to be.
[reading his Father's letter]
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Family Conflict During a Gap Year
Laurel
Oh, my... Barley, keep your soldiers off my land, or our kingdom will go to war!
[hurts her foot on one of Barley's figurines; kicks it in his room]
Barley
Sorry, Mom!
[from in his room]
Laurel
Oh, this is the world's longest gap year. Honey, I was gonna do that.
Ian
That's okay.
Laurel
Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master.
Ian
Yeah. A very humble sewing master. What was Dad like when he was my age? Was he always super confident.
Laurel
Oh, no. It took him a while to find out who he was.
Ian
I wish I'd met him.
Laurel
Oh, me too. But, hey, you know when your dad got sick, he fought so hard because he wanted to meet you more than anything. You know what? I have something for you. I was gonna wait until after cake, but I think you've waited long enough.
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Embracing Inner Strength and Expression
Ian
Aloft Elevar!
[tries to make a can float with his staff]
Barley
No, from your heart's fire!
Ian
Aloft Elevar!
Barley
Don't hold back!
Ian
Aloft Elevar!
Barley
HEART'S FIRE!
Ian
STOP SAYING, "HEART'S FIRE"! This just clearly isn't working.
[frustrated]
Barley
Hey, it was a good start.
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Unexpected Outcomes of a Magical Experiment
Barley Lightfoot
It worked! The tin is huge! And the van is huge! And your- Oh, no!
[realizes he has been shrunk]
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Barley Lightfoot Describes a Mysterious Object
Barley Lightfoot
Oh, it's a giant greenish cube.
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Navigating Uncertainty in a Quest
Barley
It's okay? We can figure this out.
Ian
Figure out what? We're back where we started.
Barley
I mean, it has to be here. There was a gauntlet. I mean, unless that gauntlet was for, coincidentally, some different quest. That's a possibility.
Ian
What?
Barley
No, no, no. This has to be where the Phoenix Gem is. I followed my gut.
Ian
Oh, no.
Barley
What?
Ian
The gem is in the mountain. The mountain we could have been to hours ago, if we'd just... stayed on the expressway.
Barley
No, the expressway is too obvious. You can never take the obvious...
Ian
If I hadn't listened to you! OKAY?! I can't believe this. You act like you know what you're doing, but you don't have a clue! And that's because you are a screw-up. And now, you've screwed up my chance to have the ONE THING I'VE NEVER HAD!!
[enraged]
Barley
Where are you going?
Ian
To spend what little time we have left with Dad.
[gives Barley his staff]
Barley
Ian, wait! We can still find the Phoenix Gem! We just have to keep looking! Ian! IAN!
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A Tribute to Unconditional Support and Growth
Ian Lightfoot
I had someone who looked out for me. Someone who pushed me to be more than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad, but I always had you.
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A Race Against Time for Family
Barley Lightfoot
We only have 24 hours to bring back the rest of Dad.
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Barley's Call to Action in Onward
Barley Lightfoot
Put it in "O" for "Onward!
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Stay Safe While I Catch Up
Laurel Lightfoot
I'm on my way, guys. Just stay out of trouble.
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The Manticore: Beginning of Every Quest
Barley Lightfoot
All quests start with the Manticore, the fearless warrior.
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A Unique Perspective on Sweetness
Barley Lightfoot
There's a sweet blotch. Not in the middle not quite at the end.
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Barley's Wallet Size Humor
Barley Lightfoot
My wallet's still tiny.
[exclaims]
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A Gift for You at Sixteen
Laurel Lightfoot
He just said to give you this when you were both over sixteen.
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Urgent Call for Help with Griffin Nuggets
Corey the Manticore
Quick! Somebody help me! These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out a minute ago!
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Overlooked Details in a Quest Narrative
Corey the Manticore
Oh, they went on a quest. But don't worry, I told them about the map, I told them about the gem, I told them about the curse- I forgot to tell them about the curse!
[gasps]
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A Call to Adventure
Barley Lightfoot
We're going on a quest!
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Growth Spell and Its Mechanism Explained
Barley Lightfoot
Growth spell! We grow the tin, and then the gas itself will grow with it.
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Warning of Imminent Danger to the Boys
Corey the Manticore
Your boys are in great danger!
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