Desire for More Osmosis
Leah Estrogen:
Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin for a little more Osmosis.
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Health Commitment in the Workplace
Leah Estrogen:
Sir, he's got a point. When I came to work for you, you promised you would concentrate more on health issues.
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Gratitude in a Complex Situation
Leah Estrogen:
Jones! Oh, thank Frank!
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A Conscience's Urgent Advice on Relationships
Leah Estrogen:
Okay, Frank. This is your, um, conscience speaking. Now listen carefully. This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work. Use that charm.
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A Warning About Contagiousness
Thrax:
Careful. I'm contagious.
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Thrax Compares Himself to Ebola
Thrax:
Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
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Thrax Celebrates Underestimating Immune Resistance
Thrax:
They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!
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Thrax Remarks on Pre-existing Illness
Thrax:
Whew! this cat was sick before I even got here!
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Embracing Challenges with Enthusiasm
Thrax:
Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
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Thrax's Challenge to Jones
Thrax: [last words; chuckles]
Can you feel the heat, Jones? Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl.
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Thrax's Ambition for a Record Kill
Thrax:
This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!
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Acknowledging a Dangerous Virus
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
Sir, he was a lethal virus.
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Drix Observes Unexpected Flu Symptoms
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
Funny. He doesn't look fluish.
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Examining Irritated Areas in Osmosis Jones
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
I'd like to examine your irritated areas.
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Questioning Identity in Osmosis Jones
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
James who?
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Virus Con Dios Exclamation
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
Virus con Dios!
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Drix expresses discomfort and nausea.
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
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Drix's Unique Perspective on Motion
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
That's my effervescent propulsion.
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Observation on Unusual Skin Conditions
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?
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Drix's Cough Medicine Warning
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff:
Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
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Osmosis Jones Meets a College Student
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Great, got me a college boy.
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Preference for Disgusting Situations
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
It's just the way I like it: Extra disgusting.
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The Challenges of Growing Up Poor
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.
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Temperature Threshold and Consequences
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Just as long as it doesn't hit 108 degrees, or Frank's daughter's an orphan.
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Flu Shot Reference in Osmosis Jones
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
That's Chill. He's a flu shot.
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Embracing Osmosis Jones' Determination
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!
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White Blood Cell Identity Statement
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Well, you dealin with a white blood cell here!
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Embrace the Energy of James Brown
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!
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Priorities in the Face of Illness
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.
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Ozzy Jones Plans to Be the Bad Cop
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones:
Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
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