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Examining Irritated Areas in Osmosis Jones
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
I'd like to examine your irritated areas.
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Embrace the Energy of James Brown
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!
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A Conscience's Urgent Advice on Relationships
Leah Estrogen
Okay, Frank. This is your, um, conscience speaking. Now listen carefully. This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work. Use that charm.
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Health Commitment in the Workplace
Leah Estrogen
Sir, he's got a point. When I came to work for you, you promised you would concentrate more on health issues.
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Priorities in the Face of Illness
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.
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Drix's Unique Perspective on Motion
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
That's my effervescent propulsion.
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Acknowledging a Dangerous Virus
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
Sir, he was a lethal virus.
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Virus Con Dios Exclamation
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
Virus con Dios!
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Thrax Compares Himself to Ebola
Thrax
Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
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Osmosis Jones Meets a College Student
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Great, got me a college boy.
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A Warning About Contagiousness
Thrax
Careful. I'm contagious.
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Drix's Cough Medicine Warning
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
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Thrax's Ambition for a Record Kill
Thrax
This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!
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Ozzy Jones Plans to Be the Bad Cop
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
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Desire for More Osmosis
Leah Estrogen
Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin for a little more Osmosis.
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Drix Observes Unexpected Flu Symptoms
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
Funny. He doesn't look fluish.
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Embracing Osmosis Jones' Determination
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!
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Drix expresses discomfort and nausea.
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
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White Blood Cell Identity Statement
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Well, you dealin with a white blood cell here!
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Thrax Remarks on Pre-existing Illness
Thrax
Whew! this cat was sick before I even got here!
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Flu Shot Reference in Osmosis Jones
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
That's Chill. He's a flu shot.
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Temperature Threshold and Consequences
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Just as long as it doesn't hit 108 degrees, or Frank's daughter's an orphan.
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Preference for Disgusting Situations
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
It's just the way I like it: Extra disgusting.
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Questioning Identity in Osmosis Jones
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
James who?
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Embracing Challenges with Enthusiasm
Thrax
Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
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The Challenges of Growing Up Poor
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.
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Thrax Celebrates Underestimating Immune Resistance
Thrax
They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!
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Gratitude in a Complex Situation
Leah Estrogen
Jones! Oh, thank Frank!
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Observation on Unusual Skin Conditions
Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff
My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?
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Thrax's Challenge to Jones
Thrax
Can you feel the heat, Jones? Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl.
[last words; chuckles]
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