Out Cold (2001) - Quotes

Confrontation Over Party Plans and Kung-Fu

Doorman: Get outta here!

Pig Pen: I'm gonna take Kung-Fu and kick your friggen ass! We'll have the party at our place... We don't need their fancy-smancy shit and their blue ropes!

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A Conversation About Laziness and Limitations

Pig Pen: [shouts] So, are you like a crippled guy?

Barry: [shouts] Naw, I'm just a really lazy guy!

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Scars and Their Unexciting Origins

Inga: Tell me where did you get these scars?

Luke: Oh lets see. Skateboard, truck accident, and a fire hydrant.

Inga: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?

Luke: No, not really. I skateboarded off a truck into a fire hydrant.

Inga: I never met an American boy before, are you all so, wild?

Luke: Yeah, we have a saying around here, "no brains, no headache.

Inga: We have saying in Switzerland too, "no swimsuit, no tan lines.

Luke: [Looking towards the sky; whispers] Thank you.

Luke: We have another saying around here.

Inga: Uh huh, what's that?

Luke: I don't know.

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Father-Son Revelation in Out Cold

Stumpy: Rick! I'm your father!

Rick: Ok whatever!

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Claiming Ownership of Bull Mountain

Pig Pen: Snownook's not our home, Bull Mountain's our home.

Anthony: Well technically, it belonged to the Eskimos, but we stole it fair and square.

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A Humorous Exchange on Aggression and Flirting

Eric Montclare: Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass?

Luke: Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat, technically, that was flirting.

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Experience with Immaturity Acknowledged

Rick: You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you.

Jenny: Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys.

Rick: Ouch.

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Changing Habits in Social Situations

Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits.

Rick: You don't have to do that anymore, remember?

Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me?

Rick: Lance you don't have to do that either...

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Misguided Advice on Romance and Entertainment

Pig Pen: Here's what I don't get alright is you met this chick and you got all freaky-deaky with her and then poof she disappeared. How's there a problem with that.

Rick: Pig Pen when I want advice about a good planet of the apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you, okay? But I am not going to take romantic advice from someone who can't spell romantic or advice. Or bong.

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Postponing Drinks for Responsibilities

Luke: Let's go have a drink everybody.

Rick: Actually I have to turn in. I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboarding lesson.

Luke: Yeah I've got fag practice in the morning so I understand.

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Unexpected Treasures in a Stolen Wallet

Rick: And as an added bonus you also win the contents of Eric's stolen wallet. Which are Luke...?

Luke: Two bucks, Condom, ...expiration date 1997. And a picture of his grandmoth- ...nope that's uh ...Nancy Reagan.

Rick: And most importantly, pushing, shoving and cheating are encouraged.

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Rules and Guidelines in Conversation

Luke: Rule number one. You do not talk about king of the mountain. Rule number two. There are no rules.

Anthony: Uhh...what about rule number one?

Luke: That's more of a guideline than a rule. Do NOT interrupt.

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Innocent Flirtation on the Slopes

Jenny: Are you sniffing me?

Lance: Oh man, if I was her I'd be getting with every dude on this mountain.

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Moving On and Relationships

Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.

Rick: All right. So... you wanna hook up?

Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.

Rick: [pause, lower; Jenny laughs] Soooo... ya still wanna hook up?

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Invention of Snowboarding Attribution Misunderstanding

Stumpy: Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? Ya I don't want credit for it but they keep on giving it to me...

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Reflections on Change and Nostalgia in Utah

Stumpy: I was there. Yeah, it was called the 80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte's. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go!

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A Call for Sensitivity and Leadership

Luke: [punches Pig Pen] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man? Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa Muntz wanted you to run this mountain.

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Contradictory Feelings About Coffee and Nature

Luke: You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.

A Longstanding Crush on a Bench

Luke: [Pig Pen wakes up from humping a bench in his sleep] He's had a crush on that bench for years....Did you enjoy your nap?

A Dance Invitation with a Twist

Luke: [drunk; Anna walks up] There you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance. Not you, him and his white tuxedo.

A Humorous Take on Restrictions and Enjoyment

Luke: Well, yeah it doesn't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.

Suit Constraints and Personal Discomfort

Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

Embracing a Life Without Regrets

Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Clarifying the Hierarchy of the Mountain

Luke: Maybe we should clarify something. When you won the race last night, that made you king of the mountain. Not king of the no-ball-pussy-losers. They already have their own king. My brother.