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Grandparents Arrive, Rules Disappear
Taglines
Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.
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A Christmas Battle for the Ages
Taglines
This Christmas it's a battle for the ages
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Encouragement Amidst Self-Doubt
Diane Decker
Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
Harper Decker Simmons
I stunk.
Diane Decker
You most certainly did not!
Diane Decker
Wasn't she wonderful?
Dr. Schveer
No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!
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The Truth About Yogurt and Ice Cream
Harper Decker-Simmons
Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!
[with a mouthful of cake]
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Parental Guidance - Dialogue 3
Artie Decker
Come out, come out, Mr. Doody. And swim in the swimming pool. I know it's dark when you're hiding, but out here it's really cool. Come on, come on, Mr. Doody. Cause we've got something to do. And if you hurry, you'll meet Carl the kangaroo.
[singing; pauses]
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