A Christmas Battle for the Ages
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This Christmas it's a battle for the ages
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Grandparents Arrive, Rules Disappear
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Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.
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Parental Guidance - Dialogue 3
Artie Decker: [singing; pauses]
Come out, come out, Mr. Doody. And swim in the swimming pool. I know it's dark when you're hiding, but out here it's really cool. Come on, come on, Mr. Doody. Cause we've got something to do. And if you hurry, you'll meet Carl the kangaroo.
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Encouragement Amidst Self-Doubt
Diane Decker:
Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
Harper Decker Simmons:
I stunk.
Diane Decker:
You most certainly did not!
Diane Decker:
Wasn't she wonderful?
Dr. Schveer:
No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!
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The Truth About Yogurt and Ice Cream
Harper Decker-Simmons: [with a mouthful of cake]
Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!
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