Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) - Quotes

Mythical creatures: [[w:Maria Olsen|Maria Olsen] ] as Mrs. Dodds

Mythical creatures: [[Pierce Brosnan] ] as Chiron

Mythical creatures: [[Uma Thurman] ] as Medusa

Gods: Luke Camilleri as Dionysus

Gods: [[w:Conrad Coates|Conrad Coates] ] as Hephaestus

Gods: [[w:Serinda Swan|Serinda Swan] ] as Aphrodite

Gods: [[w:Ona Grauer|Ona Grauer] ] as Artemis

Gods: Dimitri Lekkos as Apollo

Gods: [[w:Stefanie von Pfetten|Stefanie von Pfetten] ] as Demeter

Gods: [[w:Dylan Neal|Dylan Neal] ] as Hermes

Gods: [[w:Rosario Dawson|Rosario Dawson] ] as Persephone

Gods: [[w:Melina Kanakaredes|Melina Kanakaredes] ] as Athena

Gods: [[w:Steve Coogan|Steve Coogan] ] as Hades

Gods: [[w:Kevin McKidd|Kevin McKidd] ] as Poseidon

Main characters: [[w:Jake Abel|Jake Abel] ] as Luke Castellan

Main characters: [[w:Alexandra Daddario|Alexandra Daddario] ] as Annabeth Chase

Main characters: [[w:Brandon T. Jackson|Brandon T. Jackson] ] as Grover Underwood

Main characters: [[w:Logan Lerman|Logan Lerman] ] as Percy Jackson

Gabe: [goes to the refrigerator and sees a lock on the door along with a note that reads "Do not open this refrigerator under any condition! EVER! No matter what!! - Percy"; grabs a fire extinguisher, breaks the lock, and opens the door to reveal Medusa's head on the top shelf. Her eyes glow yellow, and her snakes hiss. The camera goes down one snake's throat, and the screen turns black. The sound of stone hardening is heard.] I need a beer. What? "Do not open..." That little brat. Well, I may not live here anymore... but I'm still the king of this castle.

Annabeth: [leaning in as if to kiss Percy, then swiping his sword] First rule of battle strategy: don't ever let your opponent distract you.

Poseidon: I know I'm not the father you always wanted. But if you even need me, I'll be there for you. In your thoughts, in your dreams.

Hades: Alright, come on. Come on, give it back.

Persephone: [to the hounds; throws her hand out; the gates slam shut, and the hounds leave] Fyge makria tous!

Grover: Bad dog! Bad dog!

Persephone: He won't remember a thing!

Percy: [draws his sword] Why'd you do that?

Persephone: [holds the bolt out to Percy] Because, he's cruel and abusive! The only thing I look forward to is my allotted time away from this hellhole. A war of the gods would put an end to all that, and I'd be alone with only him, forever. Go. Take the bolt. And your mother.

Hades: [yelling] Persephone! What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me!

Persephone: [yells back; quietly] Or WHAT?! What will you do? I'm already in Hell.

Grover: Perce, check this out, man. You're on TV.

Male TV Reporter: ...surrounding the missing boy, Percy Jackson, and his mother, Sally Ugliano. But their relatives have some interesting theories.

Female TV Reporter: So, Mr. Ugliano, talk to me about your son, Percy Jackson.

Gabe: No, he's not my son. He's a stepson. He did not come from these loins. Ever since he started with the drugs and the alcohol, he's never been the same.

Percy: Oh, no.

Gabe: Five nights ago, he tried to kill me and he threw his mother on the ground. And his cripple friend then attacked me from behind and knocked me out. When I woke up, Sally was gone. She was kidnapped by Percy. She would never leave with that...

Percy: Shut up, Gabe. Great. Now I'm a fugitive.

Grover: [holding up Medusa's head] See? That's what I'm talking about, man. Gabe's always running his mouth. He's just mad because I busted him up with my crutches. Guys, I can't pee with her watching me!

Grover: Sorry, guys. I messed up. I should have closed the curtains.

Annabeth: Come on, guys. Let's hit the road before Homeland Security shows up.

Percy: I get the sense that you don't like me very much.

Annabeth: It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other.

Percy: Wait... they do?

Annabeth: Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.

Percy: Well, you let me know when you figure it out.

Annabeth: You'll be the first.

Grover: [seeing the daughters of Aphrodite] Ooh. The daughters of Aphrodite. Okay. All right, guys. You guys got a lot of catching up to do. Their mother is the goddess of love, so you know where that leads.

Gabe: Sally! More beer!

Percy: Mom! Hey, Mom. Mom! Mom! Look, we gotta talk, okay?

Gabe: Hey! Can't you see she's servicing me and my friends?

Percy: Hey. Hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bald-headed freak.

Sally: No, Gabe! Gabe!

Grover: [Gabe gets hurt by Grover's crutches] Calm down!

Gabe's Friend: Whoa!

Percy: Hey, nice one.

Grover: Like I said, I'm your protector.

Chiron: [hands Percy what appears to be an ordinary pen] Percy, take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress.

Percy: This is a pen. This is a pen!

Chiron: [quietly to Grover] They found him. He's in danger.

Percy: Who found me?

Gabe: Woman!

Sally: Hi, Gabe.

Gabe: Where's my beer?

Sally: It's in the fridge.

Gabe: [Gabe slaps Sally's butt] So, what, it's supposed to magically float from the icebox and into my hand? Hustle.

Percy: Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? It's disgusting. We're in a kitchen. Yeah, real charmer you got there, really. Show some respect, all right? That's my mom right there.

Gabe: This is my house. You show some respect.

Percy: Oh, come on. Why do you stay with that pig? He smells like a sewer. He sleeps till noon every day and he can't even hold a job. Why do you stay with him?

Sally: He's been good to us, Percy, in ways you don't understand.

Percy: You're right. I don't understand. I don't get it.

Poseidon: Zeus.

Zeus: Poseidon.

Poseiden: It's been many years.

Zeus: What do you see?

Poseiden: Thunderclouds.

Zeus: But no lightning. Stolen.

Poseidon: What, you think I took it? Omnipotence has blinded you, brother. We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers.

Zeus: But our children aren't.

Poseidon: You're accusing my son? I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't know me; he doesn't even know who he is because of you.

Zeus: If your son is the thief, I will send him to the depths of Tartarus.

Poseidon: [grabs Zeus in rage] If you touch him, you will have the fight of your life!

Zeus: [breaks free] He must return the bolt to me in 14 days, by midnight on the summer solstice... or there will be war.