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Piranha 3D Quotes

"There's something in the water."

R 2010 · 1h 28m
54
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54
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18 quotes
Evolution's Ultimate Predator Unleashed
Taglines Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.
Unexpected Reactions to a Biting Incident
Sam Something bit me.
Paula Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.
Mysterious Presence in the Water
Taglines There's Something in the Water
Confidence and Curiosity in Unconventional Skills
Julie Forester Are you sure you can do this?
Danni You better believe it. I don't pole dance for nothing!
[climbing on the rope]
Julie Forester You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
[to Jake before handing him a radio]
Summer 3D Unleashes Its Sharp Edge
Taglines This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth
Concern Over Piranha Babies and Their Parents
Mr. Goodman The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
[to Julie]
Novak The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?
[an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]
Casual Compliments and Personal Preferences
Danni Nice horn.
Laura Forester Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni Thanks.
Laura Forester I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it cause it itches.
Danni Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni They all do.
A Humorous Exchange on Appearance
Laura Forester You talk funny.
Derrick Jones Yeah, well, you're short.
Unexpected Piranha Infestation Surprises Characters
Novak Excuse me... but is that a fucking piranha?!
Julie Forester Carl, it's not the only one.
Novak Here, here. Yeah, look at this. There are thousands of them. Thousands. And they're pissed!
[shows the torn diving suit]
Mrs. Goodman You know, I've heard of this happening. It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, somebody leaves them and they breed...
Novak What?
Mr. Goodman Nobody released this fish into the lake.
Julie Forester What're you talking about?
Mr. Goodman This particular piranha vanished off the face of the Earth over 2 million years ago!
[hurries to his office]
Novak Um, where's he going?
Mr. Goodman Allow me...to introduce you... Pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha. They used to swim the Colorado River, right up until the Pleistocene epoch! I still don't understand how you found one...alive!
[shows the fossil; Novak and Julie see the live piranha almost exactly matches the fossil]
Novak We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by the earthquake.
Mrs. Goodman But, how could it have survived for so long, cut off from the surface?
Mr. Goodman CANNIBALISM. They must have fought each other to survive. Look...oh, the scars on the scales. Notice the eyes.
[looks at the piranha]
Julie Forester Jesus, it's like he's staring back at you.
Mr. Goodman No, no, no. Look, staring... sensing...
[slowly lowers two tips of his fingers into the tank. The piranha rushes to bite them, Goodman pulls them away in the nick of time]
Novak God, don't do that!
Mr. Goodman Piranha hunt in packs. Not for protection, but the overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack.
Warning Against Provocation
Julie Forester You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
[brings out a taser gun]
Warning to Leave the Water Immediately
Julie Forester Get the fuck out of the water!
Swarming Threats in Piranha 3D
Novak Radzinsky There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
Humorous Take on Unconventional Attraction
Andrew Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
[watching Danni and Crystal swim naked]
Derrick Jones Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
Questioning the Presence of a Piranha
Novak Radzinsky Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
[to Mr. Goodman]
Chaos and Survival in Piranha 3D
Andrew Cunningham Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
Mr. Goodman Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
Deputy Fallon Chew on this, motherfuckers!
[kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]
Derrick Jones Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!
Swim Fast This Summer
Taglines This summer, how fast can you swim?
Stay Calm and Keep Swimming
Taglines Don't Scream...Just Swim!
A Warning Against Entering the Water
Jake Forester I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
Julie Forester What? Where are Laura and Zane?
Jake Forester They're with me on the boat.
Julie Forester Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Jake Forester You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
Julie Forester What? Where are you?
[shocked]