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Evolution's Ultimate Predator Unleashed
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Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.
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Unexpected Reactions to a Biting Incident
Sam
Something bit me.
Paula
Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.
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Mysterious Presence in the Water
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There's Something in the Water
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Confidence and Curiosity in Unconventional Skills
Julie Forester
Are you sure you can do this?
Danni
You better believe it. I don't pole dance for nothing!
[climbing on the rope]
Julie Forester
You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
[to Jake before handing him a radio]
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Summer 3D Unleashes Its Sharp Edge
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This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth
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Concern Over Piranha Babies and Their Parents
Mr. Goodman
The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
[to Julie]
Novak
The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?
[an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]
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Casual Compliments and Personal Preferences
Danni
Nice horn.
Laura Forester
Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni
Thanks.
Laura Forester
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it cause it itches.
Danni
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni
They all do.
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A Humorous Exchange on Appearance
Laura Forester
You talk funny.
Derrick Jones
Yeah, well, you're short.
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Unexpected Piranha Infestation Surprises Characters
Novak
Excuse me... but is that a fucking piranha?!
Julie Forester
Carl, it's not the only one.
Novak
Here, here. Yeah, look at this. There are thousands of them. Thousands. And they're pissed!
[shows the torn diving suit]
Mrs. Goodman
You know, I've heard of this happening. It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, somebody leaves them and they breed...
Novak
What?
Mr. Goodman
Nobody released this fish into the lake.
Julie Forester
What're you talking about?
Mr. Goodman
This particular piranha vanished off the face of the Earth over 2 million years ago!
[hurries to his office]
Novak
Um, where's he going?
Mr. Goodman
Allow me...to introduce you... Pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha. They used to swim the Colorado River, right up until the Pleistocene epoch! I still don't understand how you found one...alive!
[shows the fossil; Novak and Julie see the live piranha almost exactly matches the fossil]
Novak
We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by the earthquake.
Mrs. Goodman
But, how could it have survived for so long, cut off from the surface?
Mr. Goodman
CANNIBALISM. They must have fought each other to survive. Look...oh, the scars on the scales. Notice the eyes.
[looks at the piranha]
Julie Forester
Jesus, it's like he's staring back at you.
Mr. Goodman
No, no, no. Look, staring... sensing...
[slowly lowers two tips of his fingers into the tank. The piranha rushes to bite them, Goodman pulls them away in the nick of time]
Novak
God, don't do that!
Mr. Goodman
Piranha hunt in packs. Not for protection, but the overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack.
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Warning Against Provocation
Julie Forester
You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
[brings out a taser gun]
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Warning to Leave the Water Immediately
Julie Forester
Get the fuck out of the water!
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Swarming Threats in Piranha 3D
Novak Radzinsky
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
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Humorous Take on Unconventional Attraction
Andrew
Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
[watching Danni and Crystal swim naked]
Derrick Jones
Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
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Questioning the Presence of a Piranha
Novak Radzinsky
Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
[to Mr. Goodman]
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Chaos and Survival in Piranha 3D
Andrew Cunningham
Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
Mr. Goodman
Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
Deputy Fallon
Chew on this, motherfuckers!
[kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]
Derrick Jones
Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!
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Swim Fast This Summer
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This summer, how fast can you swim?
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Stay Calm and Keep Swimming
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Don't Scream...Just Swim!
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A Warning Against Entering the Water
Jake Forester
I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
Julie Forester
What? Where are Laura and Zane?
Jake Forester
They're with me on the boat.
Julie Forester
Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Jake Forester
You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
Julie Forester
What? Where are you?
[shocked]
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