Piranha 3D (2010) - Quotes

Taglines: This summer, how fast can you swim?

Taglines: Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.

Taglines: This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth

Taglines: There's Something in the Water

Taglines: Don't Scream...Just Swim!

Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.

Novak: [an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak] The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?

Sam: Something bit me.

Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

Laura Forester: You talk funny.

Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!

Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?

Danni: [climbing on the rope] You better believe it. I don't pole dance for nothing!

Julie Forester: [to Jake before handing him a radio] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

Danni: Nice horn.

Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.

Danni: Thanks.

Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it cause it itches.

Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.

Danni: They all do.

Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.

Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?

Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.

Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.

Julie Forester: [shocked] What? Where are you?

Novak: Excuse me... but is that a fucking piranha?!

Julie Forester: Carl, it's not the only one.

Novak: [shows the torn diving suit] Here, here. Yeah, look at this. There are thousands of them. Thousands. And they're pissed!

Mrs. Goodman: You know, I've heard of this happening. It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, somebody leaves them and they breed...

Novak: What?

Mr. Goodman: Nobody released this fish into the lake.

Julie Forester: What're you talking about?

Mr. Goodman: [hurries to his office] This particular piranha vanished off the face of the Earth over 2 million years ago!

Novak: Um, where's he going?

Mr. Goodman: [shows the fossil; Novak and Julie see the live piranha almost exactly matches the fossil] Allow me...to introduce you... Pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha. They used to swim the Colorado River, right up until the Pleistocene epoch! I still don't understand how you found one...alive!

Novak: We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by the earthquake.

Mrs. Goodman: But, how could it have survived for so long, cut off from the surface?

Mr. Goodman: [looks at the piranha] CANNIBALISM. They must have fought each other to survive. Look...oh, the scars on the scales. Notice the eyes.

Julie Forester: Jesus, it's like he's staring back at you.

Mr. Goodman: [slowly lowers two tips of his fingers into the tank. The piranha rushes to bite them, Goodman pulls them away in the nick of time] No, no, no. Look, staring... sensing...

Novak: God, don't do that!

Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs. Not for protection, but the overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack.

Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.

Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.

Deputy Fallon: [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller] Chew on this, motherfuckers!

Derrick Jones: Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!

Novak Radzinsky: [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?

Novak Radzinsky: There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Julie Forester: [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

Julie Forester: Get the fuck out of the water!