Pixels (2015) - Quotes

Taglines: Virus Attacks

Taglines: The Final Battle for The Earth

Taglines: The Saga has ended

Taglines: Play for the planet.

Taglines: It's Game on or Game Over.

Taglines: It's time to save the world.

Eddie Plant: [[Serena Williams] And I couldn't even get a handshake from ].

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [surprised] Well well well. Didn't think I'd see you again.

Eddie Plant: I had to prove myself and to the world I could do this without cheating.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [confused] What, you cheated?

Eddie Plant: Moving on.

Ludlow: I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I'm so sorry.

Sam: Well, there's gotta be something we can do.

Ludlow: Where's Eddie?

Sam: [stands up; [The Lorax (2012 film)|the boot] Eddie... Yeah, he crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again. Chewie won't take my calls. Violet got ]. We're on our own, guys.

Q*Bert: This feels like my planet. No fun, no laughter, only war.

Violet: Wait. Wait a second. Q*Bert is from there. He knows all their secrets.

Q*Bert: We were once a happy planet before you threatened us.

Sam: But we didn't threaten you. Y-You saw footage of old games.

Q*Bert: They do not know they are games.

Violet: Well, why didn't you tell them that, Q*Bert, and stop them?

Q*Bert: It's too late! And now the mothership is creating millions of {{w|Kamen Rider Ex-Aid|videogame warriors}} to destroy your planet.

Violet: Look, all we have to do is get inside the mothership and try to stop them. We can rescue Matty while we're up there.

Ludlow: Up there? You wanna go up there? I don't know about that. Y'know, they took away our light cannons. I don't think that's such a good idea.

Sam: [[Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian|can-do attitude] We have something better than light cannons. We have a positive ].

Q*Bert: [reassured] Ah...!

Sam: I'm kidding. We are all gonna die. I'm just... Sorry.

Jim Porter: [storms through the crowd to Sam Brenner] What did you do?!

Sam Brenner: I didn't do anything. I-I thought we obeyed every rule.

Jim Porter: [[Shrek|You thought wrong] ], civilian! We squandered our one chance on you, a hi-fi repair man.

Sam Brenner: [nervously] But I-I swear...

Jim Porter: [interrupts Sam; [Hall & Oates; [The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature|You blew it!] But nothin'! You heard ]! ] I've seen your files. You never accomplished a darn thing in your entire life.

Violet: [stands up for Sam] Brenner won 2 battles, Admiral. That's 2 more than you.

Jim Porter: [[Space Jam: A New Legacy|Martians] I wouldn't get smart with me, Colonel! You were all over the sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time. Sometimes I wonder if you're not working for the ] yourself!

Violet: Drop dead, Admiral!

Jim Porter: [points at Violet] You're done!

Will Cooper: [breaks up the argument] Alright, hey guys, that's enough! Listen, we tried something, it didn't work.

Sam Brenner: [watching Matty play "The Last of Us" on the PlayStation 3] There's no rhyme or reason to this game. Where are the patterns? He just attacks at a left field.

Matty: Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? You memorized the patterns?

Sam Brenner: Yeah. Only way to beat these things. Count the bullets, calculate the speed, crunch the numbers.

Matty: Where's the fun in that?

Sam Brenner: Oh, boy. Why? What do you do?

Matty: You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die.

Sam Brenner: Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.

Matty: That's why you have your reset button.

Sam Brenner: [about "The Last of Us"] Yeah, we didn't have those growin up. Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.

Matty: [thinking Sam Brenner is talking to him] It's fine, I can handle it.

Sam Brenner: [to Matty; clarifying] No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.

Q*Bert: [shaking in fear] So much blood!

Sam Brenner: Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.

Q*Bert: Yep.

Sam Brenner: [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.; throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.; chuckles; to Matty] Huh? Come on, suck one up. Take a handful. That was smooth. That was very smooth! You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?

Q*Bert: [excitedly] Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!

Matty: Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?

Sam Brenner: Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.

Q*Bert: [as his signature swear bubble appears] Bullcrap!

Sam Brenner: [to Q*Bert; Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container; Q*Bert chuckles] You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. Your gettin chubby.

Violet: Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.

Will Cooper: Come on, guys.

Sam Brenner: [confused] Pac-Man's a bad guy?

Professor Iwatani: Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.

Professor Iwatani: You'll see.

Violet: Professor Iwatani, get back in the car!

Sam Brenner: Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!

Professor Iwatani: I will talk to him. He's my son!

Sam Brenner: No, that's a bad idea.

Professor Iwatani: [to Pac-Man] Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: It's so sweet. He's so sweet.

Professor Iwatani: But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: NOOOOO!!!!

Professor Iwatani: SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!

Sam Brenner: [shocked and horrified] That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there!

Eddie Plant: All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!

Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember!

Eddie Plant: [he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.; The Arcaders go in different directions.] Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. Wonder-fro, you and Silver Medal break off. I'll stay with Big Yellow.

Violet: [sees Eddie's car going another way very quickly.] Whoa! Eddie, how did you do that so fast?

Eddie Plant: Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: Nope!

Sam Brenner: What's up?

Eddie Plant: [kills Pac-Man] OH, YEAH!

Will Cooper: Good one, Eddie.

Eddie Plant: Whew.

Sam Brenner: [on radio] One down!

Violet: [the Arcaders go another way.] Two to go! All right, Pac-Man #2 just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.

Sam Brenner: Got it.

Violet: [Ludlow does so] Ludlow, go left. Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

Sam Brenner: [shocked] Oh, God. No!

Violet: Oh, God, no" what?

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow; Ludlow runs away; Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror; Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.; Ludlow runs for his life.] He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man has got 10 seconds where he can eat us! Why me?! Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! Why are you doing this to me? YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Will Cooper: LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!

Will Cooper: [as the people in the office cheer] ATTABOY, EDDIE!

Eddie Plant: [chuckles] You just got fire-blasted, sucka!

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [makes finger guns at Eddie; weakly; faints from fear] Uh-huh.

Eddie Plant: [sighs] What?

Violet: How the Hell did he get over there so fast?

Sam Brenner: [to Eddie] Way to go, champ!

Eddie Plant: Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?

Sam Brenner: [sarcastically; normally] Yeah. Thrilled. One more to go and it's Happy Hour.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.

Eddie Plant: Now it's time for the hat trick.

Sam Brenner: Wow!

Violet: Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.

Sam Brenner: I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.

Will Cooper: Come on, Brenner. Come on.

Violet: Brenner, he's leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.

Sam Brenner: [with a game face] One.

Violet: [confused] What the Hell is he doing?

Sam Brenner: [backs up] Two.

Violet: [angrily] Damn it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up!

Sam Brenner: [Pac-Man chases him into parking garage] Three. You'll see your boy grow up. Four.

Violet: [alarmed] Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!

Sam Brenner: [getting chased through the parking garage.; closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow motion, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.; barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. At normal speed, he lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.] Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. ...Ten!

Will Cooper: [as everyone cheers wildly; He and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief as Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage] OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY!

Man in Crowd: He's over here!

Sam Brenner: In case it's {{w|Space Invaders}}, I just thought of something I should tell...

Corporal Hill: [interrupts Sam] Please return to the support area!

Sam Brenner: Okay, but there's a 5+1 formation, alright?

Corporal Hill: [grabs Sam's shirt; pushes him away] If we need you, we know where to find you, alright? Now bugger off. Bloody geek.

Jennifer: Mr. President.

Will Cooper: [gains attention] Yes, Jennifer.

Jennifer: We just received an alien transmission from the "{{w|Where's the beef?}}" lady.

Will Cooper: What did she say?

Jennifer: First of all, she asked where the beef was, then she said the next battle was on at sundown tomorrow. 5130'29" latitude, 09'42" longitude.

Will Cooper: Where's that?