17 quotes
Dress Code Expectations in Relationships
Paul
If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra.
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A Man in Need of a Coke
Joan
I said you look like a man in need of a coke.
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A Playful Exchange on Attention and Interest
Joan
She's got her eye on you.
Keenan
Yeah, but it's her good one.
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Unspoken Words and Heartfelt Affection
Joan
The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul. Of course I'm crazy about him.
[on the phone]
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A Sexy Comedy with Unexpected Twists
Taglines
The sexy comedy with a twist.
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An Unexpected Dinner Invitation
Trent
Have dinner with me.
Meredith:
Look, I'm not going to sue you or anything.
Trent:
I'm not asking as a pre-emptive strike against ], I'm asking--
[[Lawsuit|litigation]
Meredith:
I'll have dinner with you.
Trent:
What changed your mind?
Meredeith
Anyone who can say pre-emptive strike against litigation with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.
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Understanding the Mystery of Romance
Taglines
If romance is a mystery, there's only one way to figure it out.
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Unfiltered Truths About Love and Loss
Mildred:
I never loved your father. Not for a minute.
Mark:
Wow. You're...good at this.
Mildred
I was so relieved when he died.
Mark
Geez Mom, don't hold anything back.
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Unsettling Feelings in a Familiar Place
Meredith
This is gonna sound really weird.
Trent
You're worried about Barley, and you want to go back to your place.
Meredeith:
Oh my G-d, this is way fucking spooky.
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Advice Against Anger in Relationships
Gracie
Roger.
Roger
Yeah?
Gracie
Don't be an angerball.
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A Comedy with Unexpected Turns
Taglines
The comedy with a twist.
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The Art of Dismissive Communication
Joan
You should write these kiss-offs down. How to crush a woman's soul in ten words or less. That was ten, wasn't it? You're-terrific-Sensational-really-but-I'm-not-right-for-you. Yep. Ten.
[counting]
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Isolation and Despair in Personal Struggles
Hugh
I should be alone. Alone in hell. That's where I am.
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Dealing with Loss and Grief
Hugh:
I lost my wife and kids.
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Desire and Honesty in Relationships
Hannah
And you really didn't sleep with her?
Paul
No.
Hannah
And you didn't want to sleep with her?
Paul
Good God, yes, I did.
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A Moment of Reflection Among Friends
Paul
What are you thinking?
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Discovering Love Too Late
Paul
You know, I never knew what love was until I met your mother. And by then it was too late.
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