The Alien and the Military Unite
Taglines:
The Alien. The Military. The Movie.
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Alf's Return: A Call to Action
Taglines:
Call the government! Alert the media! Hide the cat! Alf's back!
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Unexpected Perspectives on Personal Grooming
ALF:
Rick, I've never seen you like this.
Dr. Mullican:
Nah, I just don't like the guy, is all.
ALF:
No, I mean from this angle... and I thought I had a lot of nose hair.
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Military Policy Inquiry in Project: ALF
ALF:
I'm a bit curious about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy here in the military.
Dr. Carnage:
What about it?
ALF:
Well it assume it's worked to you advantage.
Dr. Carnage: [to the camera]
Stop the tape.
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Humorous Exchange About a Game with ALF
Dr. Newman:
Hello, Alf, I'm Dr. Newman.
ALF:
No need to ask who you're replacing.
Dr. Newman:
We're going to try a little game called numeric sequencing.
ALF:
Does involve electric shock?
Dr. Newman:
Absolutely not.
ALF:
Forgive me if I'm still paranoid, there's still a silhouette burned into the linoleum.
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Word Association Game with ALF
Dr. Stanley:
Let's try some word association. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind.
ALF:
Food.
Dr. Stanley:
I haven't said anything yet.
ALF:
Nothing interesting, at least.
Dr. Stanley:
Sit.
ALF:
I am sitting.
Dr. Stanley:
No, that's the first word: sit.
ALF:
Oh, um... food.
Dr. Stanley:
Sunrise.
ALF:
Breakfast.
Dr. Stanley:
Square.
ALF:
Meal.
Dr. Stanley:
Left.
ALF:
Overs.
Dr. Stanley:
Should we stop and get you something to eat?
ALF:
I could use a little snack.
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Testing Communication and Perception in Dialogue
ALF: [strapped into an electric chair]
I take it this isn't the word association test.
Dr. Warner:
No, no. We're going to conduct a different test.
ALF: [looks at a High Voltage sign]
I'm not sure I like the word "conduct".
Dr. Warner:
Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you.
ALF:
It bothers me.
ALF:
Medic. Medic.
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