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"Call the government! Alert the media! Hide the cat! ALF's back!"

PG 1996 · 1h 35m
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60
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7 quotes
Project: ALF
The Alien and the Military Unite
Taglines The Alien. The Military. The Movie.
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Project: ALF
Alf's Return: A Call to Action
Taglines Call the government! Alert the media! Hide the cat! Alf's back!
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Word Association Game with ALF
Dr. Stanley Let's try some word association. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind.
ALF Food.
Dr. Stanley I haven't said anything yet.
ALF Nothing interesting, at least.
Dr. Stanley Sit.
ALF I am sitting.
Dr. Stanley No, that's the first word: sit.
ALF Oh, um... food.
Dr. Stanley Sunrise.
ALF Breakfast.
Dr. Stanley Square.
ALF Meal.
Dr. Stanley Left.
ALF Overs.
Dr. Stanley Should we stop and get you something to eat?
ALF I could use a little snack.
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Project: ALF
Testing Communication and Perception in Dialogue
ALF I take it this isn't the word association test.
[strapped into an electric chair]
Dr. Warner No, no. We're going to conduct a different test.
ALF I'm not sure I like the word "conduct".
[looks at a High Voltage sign]
Dr. Warner Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you.
ALF It bothers me.
ALF Medic. Medic.
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Project: ALF
Humorous Exchange About a Game with ALF
Dr. Newman Hello, Alf, I'm Dr. Newman.
ALF No need to ask who you're replacing.
Dr. Newman We're going to try a little game called numeric sequencing.
ALF Does involve electric shock?
Dr. Newman Absolutely not.
ALF Forgive me if I'm still paranoid, there's still a silhouette burned into the linoleum.
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Project: ALF
Military Policy Inquiry in Project: ALF
ALF I'm a bit curious about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy here in the military.
Dr. Carnage What about it?
ALF Well it assume it's worked to you advantage.
Dr. Carnage Stop the tape.
[to the camera]
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Project: ALF
Unexpected Perspectives on Personal Grooming
ALF Rick, I've never seen you like this.
Dr. Mullican Nah, I just don't like the guy, is all.
ALF No, I mean from this angle... and I thought I had a lot of nose hair.
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