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Chaos in the Arcade as Game Unplugs
Wreck-It Ralph
Where's he going? Is he…? (Oh, no.) Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Let's go! Go, go, go, go! Run, run! Come on! Let's go!
Wynchell
Gangway!
Duncan
Yeah, you heard him! Gangway!
Surge Protector
Stop it! No running! Ow! What are you people doing out of the game, for Pete's sake? The arcade is open!
Wreck-It Ralph
Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!
Wynchell
We're homeless!
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A Game of I Spy Between Friends
Wreck-It Ralph
Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Wreck-It Ralph
Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Seriously, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph
Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
Wreck-It Ralph
No! That's not – why is that obvious?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
Wreck-It Ralph
I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
Wreck-It Ralph
Yeah, you got me.
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Vanellope Claims Her Place Among Princesses
Vanellope von Schweetz
Uh, hi.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
Anna
Wait. What?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
[laughs nervously]
Pocahontas
What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope von Schweetz
What kind?
Rapunzel
Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No.
Elsa
Magic hands?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No.
Cinderella
Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No.
Snow White
Were you poisoned?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No!
Tiana and Aurora
Cursed?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No!
Rapunzel and Belle
Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel
Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope von Schweetz
No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Snow White
Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ew! Barf!
Jasmine
Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope von Schweetz
I don't even have a mom.
Numerous princesses
Neither do we!
Rapunzel
And now for the $1 million question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses
She is a Princess!
Cinderella
Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
[eyes Vanellope's clothing]
Vanellope von Schweetz
Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora
As would I.
Moana
Me, too!
Elsa
So cool!
Rapunzel
Best outfit ever!
Ariel
I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella
I'll get my mice on this.
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Character Reactions to Classic Phrases
Buzz Lightyear
To infinity and beyond!
Vanellope von Schweetz
Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.
Eeyore
Hey! Easy there.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Oh! I mean, no offense or anything.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Excuse me, sir!
[to Nick]
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Ralph Confronts His Insecurity with Friends
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ralph, look. I think you fixed your insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph
Yeah, I did. Woo-hoo!
[as Ralphzilla disappears; starts to fall]
Vanellope von Schweetz
NO!
J.P. Spamley
Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!
[comes to the rescue]
Wreck-It Ralph
Woohoo!
[surprised; goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly]
J.P. Spamley
Wow, that didn't work.
[surprised; as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]
Rapunzel
Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing!
[gasps; Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]
Wreck-It Ralph
Ah, thanks, Frogger. Wait a minute, who are all of you?
[notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death]
Jasmine
We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa
Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana
You're welcome.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ralph!
[offscreen]
Yesss
Looking good, big fella!
[laughs]
Wreck-It Ralph
Hey, y'all! This dress is not made for a big boy. It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go.
[extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh; laughs; adjusts the dress and shows his fat belly; the princesses laugh]
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Princesses Discover Modern Fashion and Music
Cinderella
So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[sighs]
Ariel
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
[sings]
Vanellope von Schweetz
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine
Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel
Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. Oh, steering wheel, steering wheel! Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel!
[clears throat; sings; scats]
Belle
Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan
Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas
What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope von Schweetz
What?
Snow White
Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana
I stare at the ocean.
Mulan
Horse trough.
Cinderella
Soap bubbles.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel
Important water.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel
For sure.
Tiana
Mm-hmm.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
C-3PO
Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
[he leaves]
Jasmine
Okay, thank you.
Tiana
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle
And best of luck finding your song.
Merida
(speaking Scottish) Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope von Schweetz
Uh-huh. What did she just say?
Tiana
We don't know.
Moana
We can't understand her.
Anna
She's from the other studio.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ah.
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Anticipation of a New Game Device
Wreck-It Ralph
Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?
Fix-It Felix Jr.
Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. What do you think, ladylove?
Sergeant Calhoun
I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. Kids love those things.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Please be a racing game, please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.
Wreck-It Ralph
Whiffee"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either "whiffle ball" or an arranged marriage game.
Sonic
It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph
Yeah, that’s what I said.
Sonic
And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop, play games and socialize.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ooh, fun!
Surge Protector
Oh, no, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So, keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!
[chuckles, but no one responds; puts police tape around the entrance]
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Finding Homes for Sugar Rush Characters
Fix-It Felix Jr.
Alright, now we've found some good homes for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping few more of you will open your doors and your hearts to those in need.
Gene
Well, I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor.
Sour Bill
I'm a sour ball.
Gene
Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? Come along, condiment.
[leaves]
Sour Bill
Mmmkay.
[follows Gene]
Fix-It Felix Jr.
Marvelous! That just leaves the racers.
Taffyta Muttonfudge
We're, like, adorable.
Fix-It Felix Jr.
You sure are! So, any takers?
Fix-It Felix Jr.
Anyone?
Sergeant Calhoun
Felix, I know we've never once talked about having a family before, but...
Fix-It Felix Jr.
I know! It feels like the kind of thing you just jump into with both feet and nary a plan!
[excited]
Sergeant Calhoun
Felix and I will give them sanctuary!
The Surge Protector
Can I get a quick word with you two? Look, I get it. You've been married six years. You're looking to spice things up. But trust me, adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice. Those things are basically feral.
[spits out the coffee he was drinking; takes Felix and Calhoun into the kitchen and closes the shutters as the other game characters leave]
Sergeant Calhoun
Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
Fix-It Felix Jr.
That's right. Besides, how hard can parenting be? You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want, and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy?
Sergeant Calhoun
Darn tootin'.
Taffyta Muttonfudge
Hey, Mom, why does your dumb TV have only one channel?
[trying to use a remote control on a painting]
The Surge Protector
Well, hate to say I told you... Ow!
[a trophy hits him in the face]
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A Positive Exchange Between Friends
Fix-It Felix Jr.
Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
[approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise]
Wreck-It Ralph
Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy.
[as the arcade characters start reporting to their games; as the two heads off to the Fix-It Felix Jr. game, we zoom back into the plug of the Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title; Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet]
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A Moment of Concern Between Friends
Wreck-It Ralph
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. Don't leave me, kid.
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ralph?
[wakes up]
Wreck-It Ralph
Oh, there you are. You okay, kid?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Ralph, I (really) messed up so bad.
[starts to sob]
Wreck-It Ralph
No, no, you didn't, it's okay.
Vanellope von Schweetz
This is all because of me and my glitch. I should've just stayed with you instead of followin some stupid dream. (All I need is one thing, myself.) I've ruined everything.
[hugs Ralph, sobbing]
Wreck-It Ralph
No, kid, no. Uh, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. It... It was not supposed to be this bad.
Vanellope von Schweetz
You didn't mean for what to happen?
Wreck-It Ralph
I might-a, kind of, sort of put a… harmless little virus in the game.
Vanellope von Schweetz
A virus? You... You did this?
Wreck-It Ralph
Well, I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard you tell Shank that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever.
[neurotically; angrily]
Vanellope von Schweetz
So you were spying on me?!
[gasps]
Wreck-It Ralph
Hey! You're not exactly innocent here. You were going to ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush!
[angrily]
Vanellope von Schweetz
Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers! They'd never miss me! (And they're not my friends, neither!)
[angrily]
Wreck-It Ralph
What about me?!
Vanellope von Schweetz
Why would I ever spend another SECOND WITH YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID?!
[becomes furious; furiously yanks off the "You're My Hero" he had around his neck and throws it away into the abyss]
Wreck-It Ralph
No! No. Vanellope, where are you going?!
[gasps, as he tries to catch it; looks down at the abyss; then back at Vanellope who tearfully leaves]
Vanellope von Schweetz
Wherever you're not.
Wreck-It Ralph
Wait a minute! I can explain...
Vanellope von Schweetz
NO!! You will NOT follow me!
[angrily stops and turns to Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph
Vanellope, please--!
Vanellope von Schweetz
A friend would never do what you did… Never! So you LEAVE ME ALONE!!
[enraged; tearfully storms off]
Wreck-It Ralph
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! Please! What did I do?!
[Arthur emerges from the reboots Slaughter Race]
Arthur
Scannin for insecurities.
[spots Ralph, who is begging his friend to come back]
Wreck-It Ralph
Vanellope! Come on, don't leave me…
Arthur
Insecurity detected. Copying insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph
No, no, no!
[runs into the abyss to retrieve his medal]
Arthur
Distributing insecurity.
[starts to shoot off lots of Ralph clones]
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