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Ralph Breaks the Internet Quotes

"Who broke the internet?"

PG 2018 · 1h 52m
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10 quotes
Chaos in the Arcade as Game Unplugs
Wreck-It Ralph Where's he going? Is he…? (Oh, no.) Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Let's go! Go, go, go, go! Run, run! Come on! Let's go!
Wynchell Gangway!
Duncan Yeah, you heard him! Gangway!
Surge Protector Stop it! No running! Ow! What are you people doing out of the game, for Pete's sake? The arcade is open!
Wreck-It Ralph Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!
Wynchell We're homeless!
A Game of I Spy Between Friends
Wreck-It Ralph Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
Vanellope von Schweetz Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Wreck-It Ralph Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
Vanellope von Schweetz Seriously, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Vanellope von Schweetz Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
Wreck-It Ralph No! That's not – why is that obvious?
Vanellope von Schweetz Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
Wreck-It Ralph I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
Vanellope von Schweetz Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah, you got me.
Vanellope Claims Her Place Among Princesses
Vanellope von Schweetz Uh, hi.
Vanellope von Schweetz Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
Anna Wait. What?
Vanellope von Schweetz Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
[laughs nervously]
Pocahontas What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope von Schweetz What kind?
Rapunzel Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope von Schweetz No.
Elsa Magic hands?
Vanellope von Schweetz No.
Cinderella Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope von Schweetz No.
Snow White Were you poisoned?
Vanellope von Schweetz No!
Tiana and Aurora Cursed?
Vanellope von Schweetz No!
Rapunzel and Belle Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope von Schweetz No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope von Schweetz No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Snow White Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope von Schweetz Ew! Barf!
Jasmine Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope von Schweetz I don't even have a mom.
Numerous princesses Neither do we!
Rapunzel And now for the $1 million question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope von Schweetz Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses She is a Princess!
Cinderella Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
[eyes Vanellope's clothing]
Vanellope von Schweetz Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora As would I.
Moana Me, too!
Elsa So cool!
Rapunzel Best outfit ever!
Ariel I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella I'll get my mice on this.
Character Reactions to Classic Phrases
Buzz Lightyear To infinity and beyond!
Vanellope von Schweetz Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.
Eeyore Hey! Easy there.
Vanellope von Schweetz Oh! I mean, no offense or anything.
Vanellope von Schweetz Excuse me, sir!
[to Nick]
Ralph Confronts His Insecurity with Friends
Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph, look. I think you fixed your insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah, I did. Woo-hoo!
[as Ralphzilla disappears; starts to fall]
Vanellope von Schweetz NO!
J.P. Spamley Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!
[comes to the rescue]
Wreck-It Ralph Woohoo!
[surprised; goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly]
J.P. Spamley Wow, that didn't work.
[surprised; as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]
Rapunzel Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing!
[gasps; Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]
Wreck-It Ralph Ah, thanks, Frogger. Wait a minute, who are all of you?
[notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death]
Jasmine We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana You're welcome.
Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph!
[offscreen]
Yesss Looking good, big fella!
[laughs]
Wreck-It Ralph Hey, y'all! This dress is not made for a big boy. It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go.
[extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh; laughs; adjusts the dress and shows his fat belly; the princesses laugh]
Princesses Discover Modern Fashion and Music
Cinderella So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[sighs]
Ariel Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
[sings]
Vanellope von Schweetz Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope von Schweetz Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope von Schweetz Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope von Schweetz Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. Oh, steering wheel, steering wheel! Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel!
[clears throat; sings; scats]
Belle Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Vanellope von Schweetz Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope von Schweetz What?
Snow White Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana I stare at the ocean.
Mulan Horse trough.
Cinderella Soap bubbles.
Vanellope von Schweetz Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel Important water.
Vanellope von Schweetz Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel For sure.
Tiana Mm-hmm.
Vanellope von Schweetz Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
C-3PO Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
[he leaves]
Jasmine Okay, thank you.
Tiana Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle And best of luck finding your song.
Merida (speaking Scottish) Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope von Schweetz Uh-huh. What did she just say?
Tiana We don't know.
Moana We can't understand her.
Anna She's from the other studio.
Vanellope von Schweetz Ah.
Anticipation of a New Game Device
Wreck-It Ralph Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?
Fix-It Felix Jr. Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. What do you think, ladylove?
Sergeant Calhoun I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. Kids love those things.
Vanellope von Schweetz Please be a racing game, please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.
Wreck-It Ralph Whiffee"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either "whiffle ball" or an arranged marriage game.
Sonic It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah, that’s what I said.
Sonic And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop, play games and socialize.
Vanellope von Schweetz Ooh, fun!
Surge Protector Oh, no, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So, keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!
[chuckles, but no one responds; puts police tape around the entrance]
Finding Homes for Sugar Rush Characters
Fix-It Felix Jr. Alright, now we've found some good homes for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping few more of you will open your doors and your hearts to those in need.
Gene Well, I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor.
Sour Bill I'm a sour ball.
Gene Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? Come along, condiment.
[leaves]
Sour Bill Mmmkay.
[follows Gene]
Fix-It Felix Jr. Marvelous! That just leaves the racers.
Taffyta Muttonfudge We're, like, adorable.
Fix-It Felix Jr. You sure are! So, any takers?
Fix-It Felix Jr. Anyone?
Sergeant Calhoun Felix, I know we've never once talked about having a family before, but...
Fix-It Felix Jr. I know! It feels like the kind of thing you just jump into with both feet and nary a plan!
[excited]
Sergeant Calhoun Felix and I will give them sanctuary!
The Surge Protector Can I get a quick word with you two? Look, I get it. You've been married six years. You're looking to spice things up. But trust me, adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice. Those things are basically feral.
[spits out the coffee he was drinking; takes Felix and Calhoun into the kitchen and closes the shutters as the other game characters leave]
Sergeant Calhoun Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
Fix-It Felix Jr. That's right. Besides, how hard can parenting be? You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want, and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy?
Sergeant Calhoun Darn tootin'.
Taffyta Muttonfudge Hey, Mom, why does your dumb TV have only one channel?
[trying to use a remote control on a painting]
The Surge Protector Well, hate to say I told you... Ow!
[a trophy hits him in the face]
A Positive Exchange Between Friends
Fix-It Felix Jr. Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
[approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise]
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy.
[as the arcade characters start reporting to their games; as the two heads off to the Fix-It Felix Jr. game, we zoom back into the plug of the Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title; Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet]
A Moment of Concern Between Friends
Wreck-It Ralph Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. Don't leave me, kid.
Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph?
[wakes up]
Wreck-It Ralph Oh, there you are. You okay, kid?
Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph, I (really) messed up so bad.
[starts to sob]
Wreck-It Ralph No, no, you didn't, it's okay.
Vanellope von Schweetz This is all because of me and my glitch. I should've just stayed with you instead of followin some stupid dream. (All I need is one thing, myself.) I've ruined everything.
[hugs Ralph, sobbing]
Wreck-It Ralph No, kid, no. Uh, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. It... It was not supposed to be this bad.
Vanellope von Schweetz You didn't mean for what to happen?
Wreck-It Ralph I might-a, kind of, sort of put a… harmless little virus in the game.
Vanellope von Schweetz A virus? You... You did this?
Wreck-It Ralph Well, I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard you tell Shank that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever.
[neurotically; angrily]
Vanellope von Schweetz So you were spying on me?!
[gasps]
Wreck-It Ralph Hey! You're not exactly innocent here. You were going to ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush!
[angrily]
Vanellope von Schweetz Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers! They'd never miss me! (And they're not my friends, neither!)
[angrily]
Wreck-It Ralph What about me?!
Vanellope von Schweetz Why would I ever spend another SECOND WITH YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID?!
[becomes furious; furiously yanks off the "You're My Hero" he had around his neck and throws it away into the abyss]
Wreck-It Ralph No! No. Vanellope, where are you going?!
[gasps, as he tries to catch it; looks down at the abyss; then back at Vanellope who tearfully leaves]
Vanellope von Schweetz Wherever you're not.
Wreck-It Ralph Wait a minute! I can explain...
Vanellope von Schweetz NO!! You will NOT follow me!
[angrily stops and turns to Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph Vanellope, please--!
Vanellope von Schweetz A friend would never do what you did… Never! So you LEAVE ME ALONE!!
[enraged; tearfully storms off]
Wreck-It Ralph Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! Please! What did I do?!
[Arthur emerges from the reboots Slaughter Race]
Arthur Scannin for insecurities.
[spots Ralph, who is begging his friend to come back]
Wreck-It Ralph Vanellope! Come on, don't leave me…
Arthur Insecurity detected. Copying insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph No, no, no!
[runs into the abyss to retrieve his medal]
Arthur Distributing insecurity.
[starts to shoot off lots of Ralph clones]