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Attempted Homicide Investigation Unfolds in Dialogue
Michael
Is there a problem officer?
Deputy Greytack
Yeah. Looks like we have an attempted homicide on our hands.
Michael
Homicide? What are you talkin about, it was an accident.
Deputy Greytack
Well then how do you explain these...?
[holds up bullets]
Doctor
He's been shot twice in the stomach.
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Complimenting Beauty and Desire
Lyle from Dallas
Suzanne... why you're as pretty as the Everglades. You're pretty near good enough to eat!
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A Conversation About Uncertainty and Frustration
Lyle
Wayne? She got away. The cowboy was here, they got the jump on me.
Wayne
Do you know where they went?
Lyle
Hell, no. How could I? I've been staring at my eyelids for the last hour and a half.
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Life's Ongoing Struggles and Challenges
Michael Williams
Story of my fuckin life.
[gas needle reads empty]
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Confrontation Over Superiority and Power Dynamics
Lyle
I knew a guy like you once. Thought he was better than everybody else. That's it ain't it Mike? You think you're better than me, don't you?
Michael
Why don't you just blow me?
Lyle
Ohhh, you think you're real hot shit don't ya Mike? Huh? Well who's got the gun cowboy?
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Illusions and Deceptions in Red Rock West
Taglines
Where nothing is as it seems.
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Car Trouble in the Desert
Lyle
What the fuck are you doing?
[finding Michael laying down in the middle of the road]
Michael
My car broke down.
Lyle
Where? I don't see a car.
Michael
It's just over that ridge.
Lyle
Just over that ridge', huh? Well you're one lucky son of a bitch, aren't you? If I hadn't had my brakes just done, I'd be picking your brains out of my radiator. Fuck.
Michael
Look, I hate to ask you this, but do you think you could give me a ride?
Lyle
I don't know. You're not dangerous, are you?
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Intrigue Awaits on Every Path
Taglines
All Roads Lead To Intrigue.
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Unlikely Allies in a Moment of Crisis
Lyle
I nearly greased your can back there. The least I can do is buy you a beer.
Michael
Thanks but I should get my car, you've done enough already.
Lyle
Now I said I'd help you get your car.
Michael
Really, it's okay.
Lyle
You don't wanna drink with me? I'm not good enough to buy you a beer?
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Unexpected Encounter on a Truck
Truck Driver
Does that tickle? Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?
[points gun at Michael's head]
Michael
Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare ya.
Truck Driver
Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?
[Smiles and points the gun closer]
Michael
I was just trying to ditch my old lady.
Truck Driver
You were WHAT?
Michael
Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin horns and shit.
Truck Driver
Bullshit. Bullshit. Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!
[cocks gun and smiles]
Michael
Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.
Truck Driver
So you just climbed up on my truck?
Michael
Yeah.
Truck Driver
That's kind of stupid, isn't it?
Michael
Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.
Truck Driver
Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off.
[truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]
Michael
Oh, man.
[Michael climbs off the truck]
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Marriage's Impact on People
Suzanne
Have you ever been married?
Michael
No.
Suzanne
It does strange things to people.
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Advice on Superstitions and Respectful Behavior
Lyle from Dallas
Don't piss on the seat, even if they did. It's bad luck.
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