Unexpected Comparison in a Humorous Exchange
Terry:
Your mom's a Ukalele, Terry.
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Unexpected Announcement in a Public Setting
Wiegel:
I'm pooping.
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Unexpected Inquiry from Motel Owner
Motel Owner:
You guys here for the suck-fest?
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Unexpected Reaction in a Tense Moment
Jim:
What the fuck, man?
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Unexpected Reaction in a Tense Situation
Kelvar Guy: [''Officer Weigel takes her turn shooting at guy in Kelvar vest & accidentally shoots him in the arm'']
What the fuck?
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A Request for Compassionate Intimacy
Trudy:
Jim Can you just give me a pity fuck?
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A Bold Exclamation in Reno 911!
Jeff: [''attempting to jump a raised bridge in a mini-cart'']
HAMMER OF THE GODS!
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Trudy's Motivation for Becoming a Cop
Trudy:
I became a cop because my doctors thought it would be a good idea for me to get out of the house.
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Inappropriate Tools for a Boat Trip
Drug Lord's First Hostage: [''after being tortured by weed wacker'']
Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?
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Inappropriate Language in Comedy Scene
Wiegel:
Shut up, nigger.
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Gentle Handling Advice in Reno 911!
Jones:
Be gentle with it!
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Unexpected Reaction in a Tense Moment
Jim:
What the fuck?
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An Unusual Encounter with a Stuck Watch
Wiegel:
Your watch is stuck in my pubes.
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Dreams and Reality Collide in Conversation
Junior:
I just had the weirdest dream.
Dangle:
You know you're driving, right?
Dangle: [''looking back'']
Nobody in it.
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Reno Compared to Mayberry with Dark Twists
Junior:
Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.
Junior:
FUCK YOU!
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Understanding the Consequences of Violence
Jeff:
No immunity to bullets.
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Legalization as a Last Thought
Jeff:
Johnson! Last words?
Johnson: [''sigh'']
Legalize it?
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