Repo Man Quotes

J. Frank Parnell Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have em, too.

Miller The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

Leila What about our relationship?

Otto What?

Leila Our relationship!

Otto Fuck that!

Leila You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!

Bud Credit is a sacred trust. It's what our free society was founded on! Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, "Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?

Otto Maddox They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free.

Bud Free, my ass. What are you, a fuckin Commie?

Otto Maddox No, I ain't no Commie!

Bud I don't want no Commies in my car!... No Christians, either!

J. Frank Parnell Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars!

Taglines ...It's 4 A.M., do you know where your car is?

Mrs. Maddox Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.

Leila What if he's innocent?

Agent Rogersz No one is innocent. Proceed.

Miller A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate of shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

Taglines Meet Otto. He's a clean-cut kid in a dirty business. He's a Repo Man. He steals cars legally. Now, he's out to repossess a 64 Chevy Malibu...with an amazing reward of $20,000. But Otto is not alone. There are others who want the car and will do anything to get it. The risks are great, because hidden in the trunk is something so incredible it could destroy them all. We'll give you a hint... it glows in the dark.

Miller There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go, they just, like, disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, huh? I'll tell you where. The future. And where did all these people disappear to? That's right! And how did they get there? Flying saucers. Which are really..? Yeah, you got it, time machines. I think a lot about this kind of stuff.

Duke The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto Maddox Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!

Duke But it still hurts!

Otto Maddox You're gonna be all right. Maybe not.

Archie Aw, Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.

Duke Fuck you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang any more.

Archie I'm taking over now.

Debbie Oh, leave it!

Archie King Archie! The Invincible!

Duke Shut up, Archie!

Archie Hey Debbie! Watch this!

Debbie Duke, let's go do those crimes!

Duke Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay!

Otto Maddox I can't believe I used to like these guys!