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Dinner Conversation Between Tulio and Linda
Tulio
It was nice of you to join me for dinner. I often eat alone. Oh, uh, because, of course, my work.
Linda
I thought I was the best nut, until I met you.
[chuckles]
Tulio
Yes. Right. Do you have a favorite bird?
Linda
Well, obviously, I'm a blue macaw kind of gal.
Tulio
That makes sense. They are very handsome birds.
[chuckles]
Linda
Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
Tulio
I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is the spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes.
[he looks at Linda's eyes which are big, round, and intelligent-looking]
Waiter
Ha ha! Picanha!
Second Waiter
Chicken hearts? Flambada!
Linda
Oh! Ooh! Chicken hearts. Oh, gosh. Ahh! Oh!
[chuckles; laughs nervously; blowing]
Tulio
Oh. Hello?
[chuckles]
Linda
Oh, Blu. We should have never left Moose Lake. This is all my fault.
[sobbing; Blu and Jewel is gone; Tulio opens and closes the door]
Tulio
No, no, Linda. Linda, please. This is not your fault.
[crying after finding out Blu has been taken]
Linda
You're right. It's not my fault. It's *your* FAULT!!
[sniffles; She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio]
Tulio
What the...?
Linda
With your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well, you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to curse.
[Realizes what she said; covers her mouth; realizing what she's done; gasps]
Tulio
I... I don't understand. Sylvio is the best guard in the business.
Police Officer
So let me get this straight. You were attacked by a little white bird?
[Linda and Tulio watch as Sylvio gets questioned by a police officer]
Sylvio
Yes, with this rag. He held it to my mouth like... like this.
[he holds up a small white rag; muffled babbling]
Linda
We're doomed.
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Unexpected Encounters in a Cage
Blu
Help! Help! Let me out of here! Linda!
[grunts, pants; gasps]
Linda
Maybe I should...
Tulio
No, no. Give it a chance.
Blu
Hello? Whoa! Hello? Uh... I come in peace. Whoa. She's beautiful. What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah!
[gulps; gasps; gasps; as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time; Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him; suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
Jewel
Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
[to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary]
Jewel
Quê?
[Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed talon holding his throat]
Blu
You're standing on my throat.
Jewel
Oh, you're an American.
Blu
Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
[clears throat]
Jewel
You look like me.
Blu
Oh. Uh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
[clears throat; to himself as he realizes what he's just said]
Jewel
All right, come on. We don't have much time.
Blu
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[chuckles nervously; groans]
Jewel
Are you ready?
Blu
For what? Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. Confidence. Crazy love hawk.
[he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating; to himself; inhales]
Jewel
All right.
Jewel
Whoa. Hey. What are you doing?
[She pushes him away]
Blu
What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
Jewel
I'm trying to escape.
Blu
Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Jewel
Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
Blu
No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
Jewel
We just met!
[squawking]
Linda
Oh, my.
Tulio
I think they need a little help.
Blu
I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird.
[just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
Blu
Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. Yeah, sing it, Lionel.
[Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music; screams and yells; grunting]
Linda
Wow. That was fast.
[Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating]
Tulio
Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
Linda
I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Tulio
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
Blu
Help me!
[screaming and grunting; grunts]
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Search for the Missing Birds
Fernando
Lady! American lady!
Linda
Blu? Blu?
[gasps]
Tulio
Ah! Where? Oh!
[clears throat]
Fernando
Wow. I know where your birds are.
[gasps]
Linda
You found Blu? Are you sure? It's his!
[gasps]
Tulio
Let me see that. Hmm. You're right.
[babbling; slurping]
Linda
Okay. Where is he?
Fernando
Come on. Let's go. I'll take you to him.
Tulio
No, no, no. Linda, Linda, wait. We don't know this boy. We can't trust him.
Linda
I have to trust him. I don't have a choice.
Marcel
Do you think I am an idiot?
Tipa
Uh...
Marcel
They were two birds, chained together, in a cage. How could you lose them?!
Tipa
They outsmarted us, boss. But-But don't worry. We'll get them back. I have a plan.
Marcel
Oh, great. What are you going to do, wander the city calling, "Here, birdie, birdie. Here, birdie"?
Tipa
Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.
[groans]
Marcel
Okay. We have to get the birds to the airport tonight.
Tipa
But it's Carnival. All the roads will be blocked by the parade.
Marcel
And that's why I wanted to go this morning! Nigel!
[Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]
Marcel
This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.
Tipa
Yeah, well, if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?
Marcel
I am putting him in charge.
Armando
Stop suggesting things!
[to Tipa]
Marcel
Go find them, Nigel.
[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
Marcel
Hmm. If we can't get through the parade, we'll have to be in the parade.
Both
Huh?
[grunting]
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Invitation to Celebrate
Taglines
Join the party!
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Breaking the Chain of Doubt
Jewel
Are you sure this is going to work?
[as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope]
Blu
Positive. Check out my math.
[pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]
Jewel
Yeah, that's... that's comforting. Thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.
Blu
Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
Jewel
No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm going to go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
Blu
Fine. Deal.
[screams]
Jewel
Nice try, brainiac.
[groans]
Blu
I think something is watching us.
[gasps]
Jewel
Oh, be careful, Blu. They might snuggle you to death.
Blu
Oh. Aw, come here.
[chuckles; screaming, groaning]
Rafael and Eva's Children
Intruders!
Jewel
Aah!
Blu
Now stop! Ow! Aah! No! No! Whoa! Whoa!
[screams, gulps, gags]
Rafael and Eva's Son
Attack!
Blu and Jewel
Aah!
Blu
Help!
Rafael
What's going on down there?
Rafael
Go, go, go. Off with you.
Rafael and Eva's Children
Daddy! Daddy!
Rafael
Okay, guys, guys... I've told you thousand times. Manuela, Sofia, come on, now. Listen to me. Ow! Oh, yeah, right in the eye.
Jewel
Oh, precious, aren't they?
[referring to Rafael's children]
Rafael
Kids? 17 of them, and one on the way. Hey! He is not a maraca! Stop shaking him!
[chuckles; shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg; turning to Blu and Jewel]
Rafael
They're giving me gray feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. So, you two lovebirds headed for Carnival?
Jewel
Whoa. Lovebirds?
[chuckles]
Blu
Uh, we're more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel
And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Blu
Yeah. I-I mean, if... Ow!
Blu
What is it with this kid and the feathers?
Rafael
We have no idea. We're having him tested.
Jewel
So, do you think you could help us get this thing off?
Rafael
Hmm. Lucky for you, you know Rafael, and Rafael knows everyone. Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother?
Rafael and Eva's Children
No!
Rafael
Works every time. They're scared to death of her. Ahh!
[chuckles]
Eva
Call me for what?!
Rafael
Eva, my love. I must take this young couple to see Luiz.
[chuckles]
Eva
Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second! You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnival.
Rafael
Oh, Carnival. That magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
Blu
Aw.
Jewel
Ugh.
Eva
Huh!
Rafael
I still remember the song that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. ♪ Tall and tanned and young and lovely ♪ ♪ The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking ♪ Come on, baby, sing it!
Eva
♪ And when she passes ♪
[off-key]
Eva
♪ Each one she passes goes, "Ahh!" ♪
[off-key]
Rafael
Like a river of the sweetest honey.
[as Eva sings out of tune]
Jewel
Ooh! I guess love is deaf too.
Rafael
Come here.
[chuckles as they bang each other]
Rafael and Eva's kids
Ew!
Eva
Okay. Take them to Luiz, but hurry back.
Rafael
You are an angel. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango.
Eva
Oh, me, too, my pudgy papaya.
Boy
Ow! Ow!
Eva
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[hears baby toucans' blow; [Arthur (TV series)|'''Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put your brother down!''' '''''NOW!''''']
Rafael
I can't believe she actually let me go.
Blu
So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael
Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu
Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel
Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael
But... but he's a bird!
Blu
Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel
You are not an ostrich.
Blu
Well, not technically, but...
Rafael
Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
Rafael
But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. No, no, d-don't look back. They sense fear.
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Preparations for the Bird Transport Mission
Armando
Come on! The game's starting.
Marcel
Yes, you were very clear. Tomorrow, or the deal is off. Of course, I have both the macaws. Yes, I will deliver them myself. Au revoir. All right, you two. You load the truck tonight. First thing, in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport. You got it?
Armando
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, uh-huh.
Tipa
Oh, yeah. All right. Heard you.
Marcel
Oh, and one of you, feed Nigel.
Tipa and Armando
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[gulp]
Tipa
Yes!
Armando
Uh-uh. Scissors cuts rock.
Tipa
Oh, man. How come you always win? Nice birdie. Yeah, here you go.
[nervous grunting; whimpering]
Tipa
Aah!
Tipa
Ugh! Cannibal.
[sighs, grunts]
Blu
Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
[trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals]
Jewel
I'm not panicking.
Blu
I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel
Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu
Yeah. Uh, I mean, no.
Jewel
Look, pet, cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
Nigel
Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
[smacking lips]
Blu
Ow!
[grunts]
Nigel
Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
[jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]
Blu
Hey!
Nigel
Sweet nightmares.
[laughing; laughs wickedly and flies away]
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Determination in the Face of Doubt
Blu
I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a... a bus schedule or something?
[whimpers; yells; as he looks down the edge of a cliff]
Rafael
Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady.
Blu
Uh... huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Rafael
All right, that's the spirit.
Jewel
You're sure you're up for this?
Blu
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Rafael
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu
What?
Rafael
No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on Glider
No, no, wait, wait! Aah! Mommy!
Rafael
Fun, right?
Blu
Yeah. Fun.
Rafael
Okay. I need you two to get closer. Closer. Closer. Ooh. Nice. Now put your wings around each other.
[Blu and Jewel step an inch close; Blu and Jewel step another inch close and touch each other]
Blu
What?
Rafael
Come on, amigo! It's not like she's going to bite. Will you?
Jewel
We'll see.
Rafael
Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly.
[to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side]
Blu
Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
Rafael
Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here. It's what you feel in here. And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly! See? It's easy.
[points to Blu's head; points to Blu's heart; whooping; as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu]
Blu
Easy? Easy for you to say. Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel
Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu
Okay, you're right.
Jewel
Yes, I am.
Blu
This is for Linda.
Jewel
Right!
Blu
Keep it simple.
Jewel
Easy-breezy.
Blu
Thrust, lift, drag.
Jewel
Oh, come on! Let's go!
Blu
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Jewel
Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Blu
Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Jewel
Inside, outside.
Blu
Inside...
Jewel
Come on, Blu! You can do it!
Blu
I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it!
[yells]
Jewel
Whoa! Not again!
Blu and Jewel
Aah!
Blu
Am I dead?
[sighs]
Jewel
No. We're still alive!
[laughs]
Blu
This is incredible. Wow. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
[sighing]
Jewel
See what you've been missing?
[laughs]
Blu
Yeah. Whoa!
Rafael
All right, Blu! You're flying! Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?
[after Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand glider's wings]
Blu
Yes! I do feel it.
Jewel
No! No! Blu, wait!
Blu and Jewel
Aah!
Rafael
Ay, caramba.
Blu
Whoa!
Jewel
Aah!
[grunting]
Blu
Whoa, whoa! Aah!
Blu
Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Blu and Jewel
Aah!
Blu
We're going to die! Whoa!
[whimpers]
Blu and Jewel
Aah!
Both
Aah!
[grunting]
Rafael
You did not feel it in here.
[after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu's nearly successful but failed attempt at flying; pointing to his heart]
Jewel
You think?
[sarcastically]
Rafael
Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Hurry, you two! Vamos! Vamos!
Blu
Ah, okay. Ahh! Last of the species here. Whoa!
Jewel
Move it!
[panting]
Blu
Hey, wait... wait-wait... wait up.
Rafael
Come on, lovebirds.
Rafael
Ah, you made it.
Blu
I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?
Jewel
For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah.
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Unexpected Chaos in a Tourist Encounter
Lady Tourist
Oh, what an adorable monkey.
Guy
Aw.
Woman
Oh. Oh, no.
Tourist
Hey! My watch.
Nigel
Hello, boys. Seems like you've had a busy day.
Mauro
What, this? This is just some stuff we found. Right, boys? Yeah.
[laughs; Referring to all the stuff they've stolen from tourists]
Nigel
I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks. Your burgled baubles bore me. There are two blue macaws out there, and I need your multitude of eyes to help me find them.
Mauro
Oh, yeah? What's in it for us?
[chuckles]
Nigel
Well, that's a fair question.
Nigel
Let's discuss it.
Nigel
I certainly see your point.
Nigel
But what could I possibly do for you in return? Hmm?
Mauro
Save me! SAVE ME!
[while falling]
Nigel
Oh! Well, that's a thought, yeah. But is it enough? I don't want to feel like I'm cheating you.
Mauro
Ahh! Help me! Help me! Help me! We'll do it! We'll do it! Save me, please. Save me!
Nigel
All right, you've twisted my wing. Deal. Now then, anymore questions?
Nigel
No? Good. You will spread out and you will find these macaws by the end of the day, or it's flying lessons for everyone! Go!
Nigel
Go do your monkey business.
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Countdown to Carnaval in Rio
Man (on radio)
Boa noite, Rio! This is the final countdown to Carnaval! Let's samba.
Sylvio
Whoo! Ah! Huh?
[hums; humans; humming]
Sylvio
Aw. Come here, poor little birdie. Aw, It's okay. I got you. I got you.
[muffled shouting]
Blu
Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep.
[groans]
Jewel
Oh, I'm sorry, sleepyhead. I'm trying to escape.
[sarcastically; grunting]
Blu
Escape? Why? The cage is awesome.
Jewel
The cage... Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
[laughs]
Blu
Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want, cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Jewel
Incredible. You would rather be with a-a-a human than your own kind.
Blu
Well, that human has given me love and affection for the 15 years, whereas my own kind tried to strangle me after 15 seconds!
Jewel
Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them.
[gasps]
Blu
Of course, you can trust humans.
[he hears Jewel make a noise]
Blu
Jewel? Jewel. Oh. Hi, there.
[he sees a man hover over him; yells; the man puts a bag over Blu's head]
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A Polite Exchange at Luiz's Garage
Rafael
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Luiz's garage!
Blu
After you.
Jewel
No, no, no, you first.
Blu
Oh, please, I insist.
Jewel and Blu
Okay.
[thump; chuckling]
Jewel
Yeah. Guess this is it.
[chuckles; sighs]
Blu
Uh, yeah. Quite an adventure.
Jewel
End of the line.
Blu
Ah, yes.
Jewel
Guess things like this don't happen in Tiny-soda.
Blu
Tiny-soda? Oh. Wait, Minne-sota?
[laughs]
Jewel
Yeah.
[laughs]
Blu
Oh, that's very good.
Jewel
Right.
Blu
That's very funny, actually.
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Desire for Home in Unexpected Circumstances
Blu
Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
[Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage]
Jewel
Shh! Play dead.
Blu
What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
Jewel
Just do it!
Blu
Fine.
[sighs; moans; gagging; grunting]
Jewel
Stop twitching.
Blu
Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
Jewel
Shh!
Armando
Come on in, kid.
Marcel
Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
[a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel]
Tipa
That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? Ow!
[Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up]
Marcel
No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid.
[he hands the boy some money]
Fernando
Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Marcel
Ah, shut up, kid. What the...? I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead; he picks up Jewel]
Marcel
Get her!
[screams]
Armando
Come over here!
Blu
Jewel!
Marcel
Come here!
Nigel
Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
Marcel
Nigel! Alive.
Nigel
To be continued.
Blu
That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
[after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]
Jewel
Well, why didn't you follow me?
Blu
Uh...
[doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he can't fly]
Marcel
Nice work, Nigel.
Tipa
Yeah, nice work, Nigel.
Marcel
The last blue macaws on Earth. These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
[laughs]
Scaredy Bird
Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
Neurotic Bird
Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird.
[laughs]
Bat
I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
[Dracula voice]
Fernando
Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Marcel
Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando
But I don't have a mama.
Marcel
Father?
Armando
Brother?
Tipa
Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
Marcel
No!
[he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
Tipa
So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
[hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]
Marcel
Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
Armando
We're gonna be rich!
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Unexpected Encounters Among Friends
Rafael
Luiz! Are you here? Luiz? Hey, buddy. I got some friends I want you to meet.
Pedro and Nico
Aah!
Jewel and Blu
Aah! Inside! Outside! Inside Outside!
[grunts]
Luiz
I got you's good!
[laughing]
Jewel and Blu
What?
Luiz
I could've ripped your throats out, but I didn't. But I could've.
[slurps]
Rafael
Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.
[laughs]
Luiz
Hey, Rafie! Come here! Where you been?
Luiz
You look good.
Jewel
W-W-Wait. Luiz is a ]?
[[w:Bulldog|bulldog]
Luiz
You got something against dogs?
Jewel
I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz
It's a medical condition.
[slurps]
Rafael
No, no, hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz
She's mean, bro.
Rafael
Luiz, come on, please, please. We need your help.
Luiz
Hmm. I think I know what to do.
[slurps]
Blu
Uh, are you sure this is safe?
Luiz
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Because I hear too good with this thing on. Hey, Raffie! Get the switch, please.
[muffled, echoing]
Rafael
Don't worry. He's a professional.
[grunts]
Luiz
Now, try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing, either!
Blu
Whoa!
[gasping; deep, distorted yelling; distorted yelling continues]
Luiz
Hey! Where'd you go?
Blu
Whoa...!
Blu
Ugh! Ew, gross. But I'm free. Jewel! Jewel, we're free! Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally...
[as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot; gasps; realizing he's freed from his chain]
Jewel
Ha-ha!
[whooping]
Blu
...over.
Jewel
Oh, yeah! Whoo! Wah-hah! Come on, guys, let's go!
Nico
What are we standing around for? It's Carnival!
Rafael
Beautiful!
Pedro
Oh, yeah!
Luiz
Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh? Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin em is plenty.
[slurps; Blu remains silent]
Jewel
♪ I'm flying flying just like a bird! ♪
[laughing]
Nico
Jewel, but you are a bird.
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A Plan to Escape Together
Tipa
Come on, kid.
[to a guilty Fernando as he gives the cage with Rafael, Pedro and Nico in it to him]
Fernando
I'm gonna get you guys out of here.
[to Blu and Jewel; gasps when Nigel comes down and screeches at him]
Marcel
What do you think you're doing?
Fernando
Uh, nothing.
Marcel
You shouldn't have done that. Now, come on. Ow!
[Fernando looks sadly back at Jewel as Marcel drags him away, then bites him on the hand to escape; grunts; groans]
Marcel
Just forget him. Get the birds!
[to Armando]
Tulio
They're getting away.
Linda
We'll see about that.
Tulio
Ahh! Watch out!
Marcel
We did it, boys!
Armando
Yes!
Tipa
Yes, we did it! Ha, ha! We're the best! Ha, ha.
Marcel
Is that, a float?
[spots the scarlet macaw parade float in front of them]
Tipa
Wow! Look at the detail on that thing.
Armando
Ooh!
Marcel
Pull up, you idiot! Pull up!
[to Tipa]
Tipa
Huh?
Linda [sobbing]
Blu! Blu! Oh, Blu.
[sobbing continues]
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Searching for the Missing Birds
Fernando
Come on. Follow me.
Tulio
Uh...
[groans]
Fernando
What? But... the birds were here.
Tulio
Yeah, sure they were, kid.
Fernando
I swear! The birds were right here.
Linda
Well, how do you know?
Fernando
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
Linda
You?!
Fernando
I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
Linda
But Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando
I know, but--
[Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
Tipa
Oh, man, that's good.
[chuckling]
Fernando
Hey, guys.
Armando
What are you doing here?
Fernando
I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Tipa
Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
Armando
Shut up.
[quietly]
Fernando
So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
Tipa
So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
Armando
Shut up!
Tipa
We made a float.
[quietly]
Fernando
Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Tipa
Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
Armando
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
[groans]
Tipa
Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. Let's go.
[grunting; chuckles]
Fernando
Whew!
Armando
Hurry up, kid.
Tipa
Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
Armando
Shut up!
Tulio
No. We can't let them get on that plane.
Linda
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
Tulio
Yes. You insult me. Hmm!
Linda
Ooh...
Tulio
Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle.
[distorted yelling]
Linda
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile!
[chuckles]
Nigel
What happened?
Lead Marmoset
Papa?
[whimpers]
Nigel
What happened?!
Nigel
Ha!
Little Green Bird
Oh, no, let me go!
[squeaky]
Nigel
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Little Green Bird
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Nigel
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[he squeezes hard on the little green birds head]
Little Green Bird
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
[gasps]
Nigel
Anything else?
Little Green bird
They said you were very nice.
Nigel
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
Little Green bird
And handsome too?
Nigel
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job.
[squawks]
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Morning Routine with Blu and Linda
Linda
Stupid clock. Huh? Good morning, Blu.
[groaning; grunting; chuckles]
Linda
Ew! Ooh! Come here. Tyler Blu Gunderson! You know these vitamins are good for you. Ooh. What's this?
[gasps]
Linda
Gotcha. Whoo!
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Celebrating Blu's Flight and Courage
Fernando
Linda!
[spots Blu and Jewel and points out to them]
Linda
Blu? It's Blu! Look, Tulio, it's Blu! And he's flying. My Blu is flying! He's flying.
[gasps in joy; gasps]
Tulio
Here, let me see. Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
Linda
That's my big, brave boy.
Nigel
Ahh!
[growls; gasps in embarrasment]
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Arrival in a Colorful Paradise
Kipo
Hey!
Nico
Welcome to paradise!
Rafael
Some party, huh?
Blu
This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
[as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]
Rafael
I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
[laughs]
Nico
E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Pedro
Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap em as loud as you can! Flap em, clap em. I don't care, slap em.
[squwaking]
Nico
Party in the Ipanema, baby.
Jewel
What are you doing?
Blu
Uh, I don't know.
Rafael
All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
Blu
What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
Rafael
No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
Little Green Bird
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
Mauro
You two are coming with me.
[from trailer]
Jewel
In your little monkey dreams.
[spits on the ground]
Blu
Yeah. That was meant for you.
[tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.]
Rafael
Come on. Can we all just get along?
Mauro
This isn't your fight, big nose.
[laughs, gasps]
Kipo
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds
And us!
Pedro
Yeah, little ].
[[King Kong]
Little Green Bird
I don't know what's going on here.
[panicky; flies off]
Pedro
BIRDS VS. ]!
[breaking a stare-off; [w:Common marmoset|MONKEYS]
Mauro
Get them!
Pedro
Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
Nico
Yeah!
Mauro
Ohh!
Monkey
Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
Rafael
Missed!
[grunting]
Jewel
We got to go!
[gasps]
Kipo
Need a lift?
Blu
Whoa!
Nico
Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
[gasps; whooping; as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat; laughs]
Blu
Thank you!
[chuckles]
Kipo
Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
Pedro
That's what I'm talking about!
Blu
Man, we threw down!
[as they've gotten away from the monkeys]
Jewel
Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael
You guys were like fire and ice.
Nico
Thunder and lightnin'!
Pedro
Hip n hop!
Blu
Cheese and sprinkles!
Blu
It's a Minnesota thing.
Rafael
You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.
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Aviary Treatment Room and Its Importance
Tulio
This is the heart and soul of our aviary-- our treatment room.
[imitates birdcalls]
Linda
They really like you. Oh! A lot.
[chuckles]
Tulio
Yes. I'm their great, big mama bird.
Blu
Ew.
Linda
Wow.
[chuckles]
Tulio
Want some?
Linda
Ah! Oh, I'm, good.
Tulio
Many of the birds here were rescued from smugglers.
Linda
Smugglers?
Tulio
Yes. And, unfortunately, the poor birds are often hurt or even killed in the process. But with proper care, they can be saved. Look here. This poor guy was found last night.
Tulio
Hey, buddy. You're looking great today. Much better. Much better.
Blu
Get well soon.
Blu
Oh.
[nervously]
Linda
So, where's Jewel?
[in the bird sanctuary]
Tulio
Oh, we have a special place for Jewel. She's a very spirited bird.
Aviary Intern
I'll say.
[groans]
Blu
She did that? Oh, charming. Okay, I want to go home now.
[squawking]
Tulio
No, no, don't worry. I'm going to make you look irresistible.
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Carnival Preparations and Unexpected Trades
Tulio
They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
[groans]
Fernando
Don't worry, I'm on it.
Tulio
Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
Fernando
I traded it for your Jeep.
Tulio
What?!
Fernando
Yeah, it's in great condition.
Tulio
Whoa!
Fernando
Well, good condition!
Linda and Tulio
Aah!
Fernando
Hey, out of the way!
Linda
Look out!
Tulio
Ow!
[screams]
Fernando
Hold on!
Blu
Ahh!
Jewel
Whoa!
Blu
Ow!
[groans]
Jewel
Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Rafael
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Nico
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Rafael
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Pedro
Where you been hidin yourself, bird?
Nico
Man, I thought you were dead.
Pedro
Hold up! Rewind. Ain't that the bird from the cage?
[going towards Blu]
Nico
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
Pedro
You work fast!
Nico
Baby got big!
Pedro
You was locked up and now you're rollin up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Blu
Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Nico
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Pedro
Keep it spicy.
Nico
Oh, yeah.
Rafael
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Pedro
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Jewel
Oh, great.
Nico
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Pedro
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
Blu
What's wrong with this level?
Pedro
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Nico
Oh, yeah!
Blu
Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Rafael
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
Nico
Yeah, live a little.
Mauro
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? We got em.
[laughs]
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Breaking Free from Constraints
Rafael
Sorry, Eva, I'm not gonna be home for dinner.
Jewel
What are you doing?
Blu
I'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can.
[grunting]
Nico
Now, that's popping!
Blu
Hurry. We gotta help the others.
Pretty Bird
I'm a pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird.
[hysterical laugh]
Nico
Come on!
Pedro
Yeah!
Rafael
Hurry up, guys!
Trapped Bird
I'm out!
[laughs]
Bat
Ah! The light!
Blu
Go! Go! Go!
Pedro
Freedom!
Jewel
Come on! Come on! We need to get out!
Blu
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Wait!
[pants]
Jewel
Um, it's okay. Hey, it's okay. We'll figure this out together. Right? Aah!
Jewel
Let him go!
Jewel
Ow!
Blu
Jewel!
Jewel
Ow! My wing.
Nigel
Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, birds.
[laughing]
Nigel
Huh?
Blu
Not cool, man. Not cool!
Nigel
Uh-oh.
[screaming; screams]
Tipa
Ahh! We're going down! Huh? Okay, okay.
Both
Rock, paper, scissors...
Marcel
Chute! Ha, ha! Hasta la vista, losers!
Armando
Hey! Wait for us!
[yelling]
Tipa
Cannonball...!
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Comforting Moments Among Birds and Friends
Mother Bird
Hey!
Red Bird
E'a Ilha diz!
Young Linda
It's okay. It's okay. Shh. I'll take care of you.
[gasps]
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Birds Discuss Plans and Encourage Action
Jewel
Hey, where you going? Blu? Blu, what's wrong?
[Blu ignores her and keeps on walking; Blu stops walking]
Blu
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel
I...
Nico
Hey, birds! Stop yappin and start flappin'! Let's go!
Jewel
I...I...I guess I thought maybe...
Blu
What? That you...you'd come to Minnesota? Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
[Jewel just looks at him]
Jewel
No, that's not what I meant.
Blu
Look Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel
Hey, it's not my fault you don't fly.
Pedro
Awkward.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel argue]
Rafael
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.
[to Blu and Jewel; as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue]
Blu
You want honesty? Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. And... and... and you know what? I hate samba.
[to Rafael and Jewel; stammers]
Pedro
Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico
Make the mean bird take it back.
Blu
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya! I'm tico-taco out of here.
[sings; groans]
Jewel
Fine! See you around, pet!
[angrily; starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael
No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end. But, you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her. Blu! Come back here, come on!
[to Nico and Pedro; starts flying to Blu]
Luiz
Yeah! I'm ready for Carnival! Who wants to ride in my... fruit? You left without me. That's messed up.
[slurps]
Pedro
Jewel! Jewel!
[panting]
Nico
Wait up!
Nigel
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Jewel
Oh, yeah. I was just on my way to CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!
[punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel
Temper. Temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade. And everybody loves a parade!
[flies away with Jewel]
Jewel
Let go of me!
Pedro
Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin it! It's on!
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force; as they watch Nigel take Jewel by force; starts punching the air]
Nico
What are you-- on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?
Pedro
Talons? Maybe, it's on next time. RALFIEEEE!
[he and Nico turn and fly away]
Nico
Blu! Help!
Pedro
Help!
Blu
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael
I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this. Not with this.
[points to Blu's heart; points to Blu's head (or brain) meanwhile, Nico and Pedro approach Blu and Rafael]
Nico and Pedro
Blu! Blu! Hey, Blu! Blu!
Pedro
I was flying, and then I saw this big cockatoo!
Nico
With big ninja taloons!
Pedro
This cockatoo was ugly.
Nico
Yeah...
Pedro
Anyways, that's not the point.
Nico
And then Jewel was there, and he snatched Jewel up, like, he snatched her up! And then he was, like "You're comin with me, you little princess?
Pedro
And Jewel was, like... "I ain't your princess, Leave me alone." And I was, like, "What?
[imitating kicks and punches]
Nico
Then he was, like, "What?
Blu
Stop! Just tell me what happened.
Pedro
He got Jewel, man!
Both
And he's taking her to the parade.
Blu
This is all my fault. Let's fly.
[gasp]
Luiz
Carnaval, here we come!
Nico
Hey, dog, I'm drowning back here!
[grunts, chuckles]
Luiz
You will get wet on this ride! Ha-ha!
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Curiosity About Common Objects
Blu
Ooh, ooh. What was that?
[confused and step on a stick]
Jewel
A stick.
Blu
Ah! And that?
[asked and hit something]
Jewel
It's just a rock.
[calmly and kept walking]
Blu
Oh, right. Yeah. Is that a spider on my back?
[Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back; whimpers]
Jewel
Will you quit it? It's just a leaf. Turn around. Um... Leaf. Told you. Now, uh, just come on. We need to find a safe place to spend the night.
[Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back; gulps; Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back; grunts]
Blu
Safe? Safe? We are in the jungle. You know when people say, "It's a jungle out there"? Well, I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing.
Jewel
Look, I hate to break it to you, but this is where our kind naturally lives.
Blu
Hey, hey, don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal Planet. I know all about the food chain. Ah! Ahh! You see? You see? Out here, I'm just an hor d'oeuvres. Nothing more than a feathery spring roll.
[just then a bug flying by gets eaten by a frog sticking his tongue out to grab it]
Jewel
That is why we stay in the trees and not on the ground. After you.
[pointing to a large tree ahead of them; pointing to a man-made tree house]
Blu
Oh. No. I don't think so. Nuh-uh. No. I would feel much more confortable in something man-made. Um... Hey. How about up there?
Jewel
I can't believe I have to drag your clumsy butt up there.
Blu
Drag me? Watch and learn.
[scoffs]
Jewel
Oh! Blu! Oh! Just wait one... Blu! Ha!
[gasps]
Blu
Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?
Jewel
Ha ha. Very funny. Oh!
[laughing; grunting]
Blu
You see? Who needs flying?
[as Blu reaches the top of the tree house]
Jewel
Birds. Birds need flying. Flying is... it's freedom and-and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu
Mmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely. Uh... uh, I'm probably going to be up for a little while, muh, cause I'm-I'm still on Minnesota time.
Jewel
Good night.
Blu
Good night, Jewel. Good night, Linda.
[looks out into the sky]
Linda
Excuse me, Sir? Have you seen my bird? Have... have you seen my bird?
Woman
Mm-mm.
Linda
Excuse me. Um, have you seen my bird? Ma'am? Mmm. Have you seen my bird?
[sighs; snoring; indistinct mumbling]
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Unexpected Reactions Among Friends in Rio
Jewel
Blu!
[grunting]
Blu
No!
[yells]
Jewel
Aah!
Blu
Aah!
Jewel
Blu! You're crazy! What are you doing?
Blu
I'm not gonna let you go! We're chained to each other birds, remember?
Jewel
Blu, you're flying!
Blu
Yeah! Woo-hoo! I'm flying! I'm really flying! You're right! I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!
Jewel
Whoo-hoo! What--? Aah!
Blu
Whoa! Wh-wh-wh-whoa!
[chuckles]
Young Boy
Whoa! Dad! Look!
Marcel
Idiots.
[groaning]
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Blu's Unexpected Reaction to Heat
Rafael
Pssst!
Blu
Don't worry, I got it.
[whispers]
Rafael
There he goes! That's my boy!
[as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]
Blu
Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating. I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look?
[he holds up his wing]
Jewel
Oh. Wow.
Nico
Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
[as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]
Rafael
Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Pedro
Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out. Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
[he starts dancing and rapping]
Rafael
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What kind of mood is that?
Nico
Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
[whistling melody]
Rafael
Now, that's more like it.
Nico
Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking, wasn't searching for an answer / In the moonlight / When I saw your face / Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams / Through the palm trees / Swaying in the breeze / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do / Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason / When the stars shine / Just to fall in love / Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time / In the sunshine / Flying in the sky / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you / Than I thought I could do / Oh yeah... / Now I know love is real / So it's sky high, as the angels try / Letting you and I / Fly love
[whistling romantic melody over bossa nova rhythm; singing]
Jewel
Wow. What a beautiful sunset.
Blu
Yeah.
Rafael
Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Blu
That's good! Great idea. I have beautiful eyes.
[to Jewel; confidently]
Jewel
Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.
Rafael
No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
[flying low, whispers to Blu]
Blu
Oh, right. Yeah! Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.
[turns to Jewel]
Rafael
Blu, just tell her how you feel.
[whispering to Blu]
Blu
Jewel?
[turns to Jewel]
Jewel
Yeah?
Blu
I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I...
[suddenly swallows a floating flower petal and chokes]
Jewel
Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! Come on, Blu, you got to move with me. Stay with me, Blu. Hyah! One more. Come on. One... more... time! Hyah!
[turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking; she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver]
Rafael
Yep, that's my boy.
[they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich maneuver]
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Overcoming Fear Through Support and Determination
Blu
Natural instincts." There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him. Hmm. I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open. Perfect. Landing gear. Check. Tail flaps. Operational. And, actually, not bad. This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag... W-w-w-wait! Ow!
[scoffs; reading a book about flying; opens his wings; wiggles his claws; flaps his tail; as he prepares to fly for the first time; speeds up to get off the table; gets scared and tries to stop himself, but instead falls from the table; screams; sighs, screams]
Linda
Blu? I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise? I'm scared, too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?
[To Blu; Blu looks at Linda in worry]
Linda
That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back before we even know it.
Linda
Your turn, Blu. You don't want to get beak-burn.
Linda
Whoa! What's going on here?
Tulio
You arrived in time for Carnival.
Linda
Carnival?
Tulio
Yes. It's the biggest party in the world. You know, a time to have fun and dance.
[imitates rhythmic drumming]
Linda
Oh, my. Is she a performer?
[laughs]
Tulio
No. In fact, she's my dentist. Dr. Barbosa!
Dr. Barbosa
Oy! Don't forget to floss, Tulio.
[laughs]
Tulio
You got it! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that.
Linda
Not me.
[chuckles]
Nico
♪Oba, la, la, la, ya E, e, ei!♪ E ai? Tudo bom?
Blu
Oh. Um, oh, right. Uh, yeah. Aah! Uh... I am not from here.
[slowly; Nico and Pedro approach Blu]
Pedro
Hey, Nico. He's a tourist.
Nico
Funny, you don't look like one.
Blu
Really? I... I don't.
Pedro
Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
Blu
Oh, oh, oh, no, this is just SPF 3,000.
Nico
So are you here for Carnival?
Blu
Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet a... a girl.
Nico
Oh, a girl!
Pedro
Yes.
Nico
Little word of advice: you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu
Oh, right.
Pedro
Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest. Mmm! Swing that tail. Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk.
[makes swishing noise; squawks]
Nico
But, first, we got to bust you out.
Blu
What?
Pedro
Yeah! I'm-a pop that cage open like a soda can.
Blu
No, no, no. Whoa! No, no, no, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pedro
You call that popping? Whew. This thing's robust.
[grunting]
Blu
No, no, no. No, guys., really. I'm fine. This cage is great. Love this cage.
Pedro
Ta bom. Suit yourself. Hey, don't forget-- love hawk. Bemvindo!
[squawks; he squawks and flies away with Nico]
Blu
Yes. Yes, bem... And... and to you, as well.
[stammers]
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Rescue Mission Takes Priority Over Fun
Luiz
Ha-ha! This is the spit! Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
[as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel]
Blu
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. Come on!
[gasps]
Luiz
Out of my way, people!
Guy
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Rafael
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
Pedro
Mr. Big Nose! Hold up!
Linda
Uh...
Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda
What?
Women
Rebola!
Tulio
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! Linda!
[gasps; speaking Portuguese]
Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda
In English!
Tulio
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
Linda
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
Luiz
Hot dog! Coming through!
Linda
Blu!
[grunts; gasps]
Linda
Tulio! Tulio! I saw Blu!
Tulio
What?
Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Linda
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
Tulio
Meu Deus!
[gasps; My Gosh!]
Linda
Whoa! Oh! Oh! Blu! Blu!
Blu
Linda! Linda? Wait!
Rafael
Blu! Blu! We found her!
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Pedro
She's on some, like, weird ] float.
[[w:chicken|chicken]
Rafael
Come on!
Blu
Let's go get Jewel.
Linda
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
Man
Ow!
Linda
Whoo!
Man
Aha!
Linda
Ahh!
[laughs]
Linda
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
Tulio
What?!
Blu
There they are, that's the float!
Luiz
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
Linda
There he is!
Blu
Hey, Jewel?
[grunts; in the smugglers' float; quietly]
Jewel
Blu!
Blu
I'm gonna let you out of here.
Jewel
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
Nigel
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
Pedro
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Nico
Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro
Oh.
Nigel
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[sighs]
Marcel
Yes! Well done, Nigel.
[Chuckles]
Linda
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Tipa
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Linda
Wait! Come back! Get in!
[panting]
Luiz
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo!
[on top of a carnival float; starts dancing]
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A lively call for dance and celebration
Marcel
Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Yes! Nice! Very nice.
[laughs]
Tipa
Marcel! Yoo-hoo! Marcel!
[calls; clucking like a chicken]
Marcel
Oh, boy.
Tipa
We're a chicken! Cluck, cluck! Come on, Fernando, dance!
[chuckling, laughing; clucking]
Marcel
Oh, idiots.
[groans]
Linda
Excuse me. Um... Coming through. Watch your feet.
[clears throat]
Guy
Hey!
Linda
Whoops. Sorry.
Gate Guard
Go ahead. Come in. Wait. Stop, please. Performers only.
Tulio
Huh? Wow! Cyanopsitta Spixi. Oh! Oh!
[gasps softy; chuckles quietly; dressed in a macaw costume; looks in a mirror and makes bird noises; squawking; squawking]
Linda
Tulio!
Tulio
Oh! Linda. I was just, uh...
[nervous chuckle]
Linda
I look ridiculous, don't I?
Tulio and Linda
Ooh!
Linda
Sorry.
[chuckles]
Tulio
Oh! The parade, it's about to start.
[giggles]
Gate Guard
Okay. Boa noite. Go ahead.
Tulio
Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally.
[whispers; squawking]
Linda
Oh, uh...
Linda
Ooh...!
Tulio
Are you okay?
Linda
Yeah.
Tulio
Come on. Blu?
Linda
Blu?
Linda
Blu? Blu?
Linda
What? W-Wait, wait, no, no, no. I am looking for a blue bird. B-Birdo?
Samba School Director
Que e que e "birdo"?
Linda
Birdo, yes.
Linda
Oh. Okay. Wait! What are you doing? Tulio! Hey! Let me out!
Tulio
Whoa, whoa!
[squawking; coughing]
Linda
Tulio! Oh... this is not good. This is not good. This is... Cheese and sprinkles.
[gasps]
Linda
Okay, you can bring me down now! I think we're done here!
Tipa
Hey! Hey!
[in rhythm; grunting in rhythm]
Crowd
Boo!
[shouting]
Tipa
Ha-ha! I think they like my moves! Ha-ha! Hey, keep dancing, egg-boy!
Nigel
One down, and one to go.
Jewel
You'll never find him. He's already gone.
Nigel
Oh, I don't need to find him. He'll find you.
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Concerns About Parrot Care While Traveling
Linda
Enjoy the new book.
Bookstore Customer
Thanks, Linda.
Linda
Bye, now. Yes, Mom, I'd to visit. But who would take care of Blu? Mom, they don't have kennel's for parrots. Here's your hot chocolate, Blu.
Linda
Just how you like it. Plus, I don't trust leaving Blu with just anyone. No, I don't have a bird-sitter...
Blu
Ah. This is the life. The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. One, two, three, four, five... six. Mmm.
[Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him; sniffs; counting the marshmallows; another marshmallow floats to the surface; takes a sip of his cocoa]
Chloe
Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird.
Blu
Very... very funny. Real mature.
Alice
Hey, pet! Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook?
Blu
Throw all the snowballs you want. I'm protected by this magical force field called glass. It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys are out there freezing your...
Alice
La, la, la, la, la!
[singsongy; laughing]
Blu
Classy.
Tulio
Arara! Arara! Arara! Ara...
[gasping; yelling; groaning]
Linda
Are you all right?
Tulio
I'm not really built for this weather.
[groans; shivering]
Linda
Oh. Are you looking for some books?
Tulio
Books? No. No. I have come 6,000 miles looking for him.
[chuckling]
Linda
Doctor of ornithology?
Tulio
Ooh. He's magnificent.
[imitates birdcalls]
Blu
Linda, little help here. Linda?
Linda
Wow. You're actually communicating.
Tulio
Yes. Yes. I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter-clockwise, thus deffering to his dominance.
Blu
I did not get that at all.
Linda
So, Dr. Monteiro, you...
Tulio
Oh, no "Doctor," please. Just call me Tulio. You know, your macaw is a very special bird. In fact, as far as we know, Blu is the last male of his kind.
[chuckling]
Linda
Really?
Tulio
Yes. And recently, we found a female, and our hope is to bring the two of them together to save their species.
Linda
Oh. Well, yeah, sure. When can she come over?
Tulio
Oh, no, no, no. She is in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro.
Linda
Rio? Brazil?
[laughs]
Tulio
Oh, no. You... you misunderstood. It's all arranged. You will be with him every stop of the way. And I will be with you.
Linda
Um, look, I know you're doing your job, but I can't... Well, Blu is very particular, and we have our little routine here, and we're not big on travel. Heck, he doesn't fly.
Tulio
But, of course, he can fly. He's a perfect specimen.
[takes Blu and inspects him]
Linda
Uh, what are you doing?
Tulio
Don't worry. Their natural instincts always take over.
Linda
Wait! Wait, wait! No! No!
Tulio
Well, almost always.
Linda
Blu!
Blu
What kind of doctor are you?
[grunts]
Linda
Are you okay?
Tulio
Perhaps he's too domesticated.
Linda
It was very nice of you to stop in and squawk around and throw my bird, but now it's time for you to go.
Tulio
Well, I... I'm very sorry. I... I'm very sorry, but... wait, wait. Linda. Linda. This could be our last chance.
[Linda walks him out of the shop]
Linda
Have a safe flight.
[sighs]
Tulio
Linda, please, listen to me. If we don't do this, his whole species will be gone. Just think about it.
[He throws his business card through the door post flap]
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Love at First Flight Theme
Taglines
Love at first flight
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Tension and Urgency in a Critical Moment
Blu
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
Jewel
No, I am definitely not okay!
Blu
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Jewel
Getting out of here.
[grunts]
Blu
Whoa!
Jewel
Are you going to help me or what?
Blu
Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
Jewel
No one is coming!
Blu
Whoa!
Jewel
We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
Tipa and Armando
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tipa and Armando
No!
Tipa
Nigel, get out of the way!
Armando
Yeah! Hold on!
Blu
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door?
[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage; he slides open the cage door with his beak]
Jewel
Are you kidding me?
[panting]
Blu
What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Jewel
Come on! Let's fly! What are you doing?
[screams; Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak]
Blu
Oh, I can't...
Jewel
What? You can't what?
Blu
Whoa! I can't fly!
[gasps]
Jewel
You couldn't tell me this before now?
Blu
It didn't matter before now!
[muffled grunting]
Jewel
I hate you.
Jewel
Is there anything else I need to know?
[after they crash land to the ground]
Blu
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
Armando
There they are!
Jewel
We got to get out of here!
Blu
Whoa!
Jewel
Move! Come on, just move! Move!
Blu
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg.
[as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men; he starts leading the way walking]
Jewel
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Blu
Inside, outside.
Jewel
Inside, outside, inside, outside!
Blu
Inside, outside.
Jewel
Inside, outside.
Crowd
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tipa
Huh? Yes! Yes!
Armando
Come on!
Tipa
Ow!
Blu
See? I'm bilingual, too!
Jewel
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
[as they are running away from Marcel's men; panting; she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Blu
Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel
Duck!
[notices a box]
Jewel
No! Duck!
[notices a crate; referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
Blu
Ahh! Whoa!
Blu
Whoa!
Guy
Oh! Whoa!
Girl
Whoo! Yay!
Blu
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Jewel
Whoa!
Crowd
Yes!
Jewel and Blu
Whoa!
Crowd
Yes!
Jewel and Blu
Whoa!
Crowd
Yes!
Crowd
Yes! Yes!
Blu
Hold on!
Jewel
Aah!
Crowd
No! No!
Nigel
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! Ahh! Ow! Ah!
[groaning; groans]
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