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RoboCop Quotes

"Part man, part machine, all cop."

R 1987 · 1h 42m
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29 quotes
Confrontation Between RoboCop and Criminals
Alex Murphy Go ahead and do it. Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Lewis? Lewis? Lewis, I've got a situation here. Okay, tough guy, get up. Get up! Turn around. Spread your legs! That's right.
[on radio; to Emil; Murphy hoists Emil to his feet and turns him around]
Clarence Boddicker Where's your partner? Where's your partner?!
[kicks Murphy; Joe Cox enters]
Joe P. Cox Well, guys, the other one was upstairs. She was swe-e-e-e-e-e-t, oom, oom, oom! I took her out!
[cackles]
Alex Murphy Buddy, I think you're slime.
[The gang members laugh loudly]
Clarence Boddicker See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... Well, give the man a hand!
[aims his shotgun across Murphy; shoots off Murphy's right hand]
Joe P. Cox ]!
[[w:Hamlet|Good night, sweet prince; laughs as he and the gang depart]
RoboCop's Polite Farewell to Citizens
RoboCop Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.
A Tense Confrontation with Rising Stakes
Anne Lewis Okay. Let's see those hands, nice and easy.
Joe Cox Sure. Mind if I… zip this up?
Unexpected Encounter Leads to Arrest
Dick Jones You know, I usually don't see anybody without an appointment, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
RoboCop You are under arrest.
Dick Jones Oh? On what charge?
RoboCop Aiding and abetting a known felon.
Dick Jones Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. You'd better take me in!
[holds out hands, as if preparing to be cuffed]
RoboCop I will.
Dick Jones What's the matter, officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4". My little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?
Dick Jones Ah. Still a little fight left in you. Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine?
Dick Jones I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Confrontation Between RoboCop and Emil Antonowsky
RoboCop Drop it! Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Emil Antonowsky I know you. You're dead! We killed you! We killed you!
Conflict Between Authority and Duty
Old Man How can we help you, officer?
Robocop Dick Jones is wanted for murder.
Dick Jones This is absurd! That...thing...is a violent, mechanical psychopath!
Robocop My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.
Old Man These are serious charges. What is your evidence?
Dick Jones I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake; now it's time to erase that mistake.
[on recording]
Dick Jones I want a chopper! Now! We will walk to the roof, very calmly! I will board the chopper with my hostage. Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it!
The Old Man Dick, you're fired!
RoboCop Thank you.
The Evolution of Law Enforcement Technology
Taglines The future of law enforcement.
Empowerment Through Unconventional Transformation
Bob Morton You're going to be a bad motherfucker!
Corporate Rivalry and Personal Insults
Dick Jones Congratulations, Bob. I remember when I was a young executive at this company. We used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt", "Boner", once I even called him... "asshole". But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?
Bob Morton The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.
Dick Jones You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well. But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just... fucked with the wrong guy!
Bob Morton You're out of your fucking mind!
Dick Jones You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up. I'm cashing you out, Bob Morton.
Tension Among Criminals and Threats of Violence
Clarence Boddicker I dunno, I dunno, maybe I'm just not making myself clear. I don't want to fuck with you, Sal, but I've got the connections, I've got the sales organization, I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!
Sal Frankie, blow this cocksucker's head off.
Clarence Boddicker Ooh, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playing... tonight! I never miss a game.
[slaps the table]
Sal Just kidding.
[chuckles]
RoboCop Come quietly or there will be trouble.
Steve Minh Aww, fuck you!
A Command to Depart
Clarence Boddiker Bitches, leave!
Confrontation in a tense standoff
RoboCop Your move, creep.
Emergency Situation on Level 3
Anne Lewis Murphy! Murphy, it's me! Lewis.
[climbs out of her car to a damaged Robocop; Robocop lifts his arm to Lewis and helps him board on her car]
Lt. Hedgecock's man 1 Lieutenant! Level 3! He's on Level 3!
[notices Anne Lewis and Robocop]
Lt. Hedgecock's man 2 Over here!
[Anne Lewis boards her car]
Lt. Hedgecock Open fire!
[Anne Lewis drives her car as her former comrade and his men open fire]
Tension Between Characters Over Potential Threat
Donald Johnson Better watch your back, Bob. Jones is gonna come looking for you.
Bob Morton Oh, fuck Jones.
RoboCop - Taglines
Taglines Part Man. Part Machine. All Cop.
ED-209's Compliance Ultimatum
ED-209 Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Jones I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
ED-209 You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
ED-209 You have 5 seconds to comply. 4. 3. 2. 1. I am now authorized to use physical force!
[Violently shoots Kinney repeatedly until one of the technicians pulls the plug, shutting down ED-209]
Bob Morton Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?! Let's go, Johnson!
Donald Johnson You pull the plug on this thing?
Donald Johnson Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM!
[dialling the phone]
Dr. McNamara He didn't hear the gun drop.
Donald Johnson He didn't hear it?
The Old Man Dick, I'm very disappointed.
[to Dick Jones]
Dick Jones I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
The Old Man You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in six months. Your "temporary setback" could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone.
RoboCop's Advice for Children
Reporter Robo, excuse me, Robo! Any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop Stay out of trouble.
A Question About Flying Skills
Clarence Boddicker Can you fly, Bobby?
Excitement Over a Powerful Weapon
Clarence Boddicker Cobra Assault Cannon! State of the art "bang-bang"!
Emil M. Antonowsky I LIKE IT!
Desperate Demands for Power and Perks
Lt. Hedgecock Okay, Miller. Don't hurt the mayor; we'll give you what you want.
[on megaphone]
Ron Miller First, don't fuck with me! I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!
Ron Miller And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
Lt. Hedgecock What kind of car, Miller?
Ron Miller Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!
Lt. Hedgecock How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?
Ron Miller Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?
Lt. Hedgecock Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.
[beat]
Ron Miller Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see?! Get up. Get up, your honor. Get up. Get up! Your public wants to see you. Nobody ever takes me seriously! Well, get serious now, and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!
[angrily; Walks over to the mayor; He pulls the mayor to the window and puts his submachine gun to his head]
Conversation Between Criminals About a Police Officer
Clarence Boddicker Hey, Dickey-boy, how's tricks?
Dick Jones That thing is still alive.
Clarence Boddicker I don't know what you're talking about.
Dick Jones The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
Clarence Boddicker Hey, take a look at my face, Dick! He was trying to kill me!
Dick Jones He's a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said! His memories are admissible as evidence! You involved me! You're gonna have to kill it.
Clarence Boddicker Well, listen, chief...your company built the fucking thing! Now I gotta deal with it?! I don't have time for this bullshit!
[heads for the door]
Dick Jones Suit yourself, Clarence. But Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers. That means drugs. Gambling. Prostitution. Virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets. One man could control it all... Clarence.
[Boddicker stops, backtracks into the room]
Clarence Boddicker Well, I guess we're gonna be friends after all... Richard.
Dick Jones Destroy it.
Clarence Boddicker Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry?
Dick Jones We practically are the military.
Reassurance in Times of Distress
Lewis Murphy! I'm a mess!
RoboCop They'll fix you. They fix everything.
RoboCop Responds to a Crime Alert
RoboCop Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere, there is a crime happening.
Repeat Offender Defends Criminal Behavior
Prisoner I-I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source.
Sergeant Warren Reed Shut up, asshole.
A Moment of Frustration in RoboCop
Alex Murphy That's for… Why don't you drive?
Conflict Over RoboCop's Destruction
Kaplan Hey wait a second!
[shouts]
Manson He's a cop for god's sake!
[furiously]
Ramirez Hedgecock you can't do that!
Lt. Hedgecock We had orders to destroy it.
Manson Ah shit!
Kaplan You're maniacs!
[disgusted and walks off with Manson and the others]
Prime Directives of RoboCop
Bob Morton What are your prime directives?
RoboCop Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
Catchphrase Reflecting Consumerism in RoboCop
Bixby Snyder I'd buy that for a dollar!
Farewell from Clarence Boddicker to RoboCop
Clarence Boddicker Sayonara, RoboCop!