Rock-A-Doodle (1992) - Quotes

Voice cast: [[w:Christian Hoff|Christian Hoff] ] as Scott

Voice cast: [[w:Stan Ivar|Stan Ivar] ] as Edmond's father

Voice cast: [[w:Dee Wallace|Dee Wallace] ] as Edmond's mother

Voice cast: [[w:Will Ryan|Will Ryan] ] as Stuey

Voice cast: [[w:Sorrell Booke|Sorrell Booke] ] as Pinky

Voice cast: [[w:Charles Nelson Reilly|Charles Nelson Reilly] ] as Hunch

Voice cast: [[w:Christopher Plummer|Christopher Plummer] ] as the Grand Duke of Owls

Voice cast: [[w:Sandy Duncan|Sandy Duncan] ] as Peepers

Voice cast: [[w:Eddie Deezen|Eddie Deezen] ] as Snipes

Voice cast: [[w:Phil Harris|Phil Harris] ] as Patou/Narrator (final role)

Voice cast: [[w:Ellen Greene|Ellen Greene] ] as Goldie

Voice cast: [[w:Toby Scott Ganger|Toby Scott Ganger] ] as Edmond

Voice cast: [[w:Glen Campbell|Glen Campbell] ] as Chanticleer

Peepers: He's claustrophobic. Teeny weeny tiny places make him very very nervous. Huh?!

Edmond: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Narrator: Once again, everything got back to the way it was before. Old Chanticleer is back to stay, the sun is up, the rain is stopped, and the owls are gone for good. It took a lot of work. But, there was only one more problem wrong. Edmond. We just don't know how to help him. Edmond's mom was right, of course, but she never knew why.

Hunch: Who are you?

Grand Duke: [''In a squeaky voice''] Hunch! It's me, Uncle Dukey!

Hunch: [''Laughs as he holds a fly swatter behind his back] Uncle Dukey? Come here!

Grand Duke: Hunch, no!

Hunch: Animation, it's music to my ears. Hold still, you little twerp! Aggravation, abomination, alienation.

Patou: [''chanticleer looks around the worried animals and shakes his head and disbelief''] Chanticleer, you've gotta crow, and you gotta crow now!

Chanticleer: I'm sorry but I don't know how to Crow. I've given up enough hope.

Pinky: [''Pinky cries in defeat''] The King is gone, and I'm ruined!

Pinky: [to Goldie; Pinky's guards have Chanticleer in a stranglehold] Cause he wasn't supposed to! Goldie, I'm so disappointed in you. Don't hurt him, boys. He's got a movie to make.

Chanticleer: I ain't makin nothin with you!

Pinky: Oh, but King, I got a lot of money tied up in this picture. I don't wanna lose my money, and you don't wanna lose your friends.

Chanticleer: That's blackmail!

Pinky: That's showbiz! MAKE-UP!

Edmond: Ahem. Excuse me, ma'am?

Goldie: [is startled, accidentally sprays Edmond with perfume] Aah! Oh, who are you?

Edmond: [''starts sneezing''] Ma'am, I... I...

Goldie: [''Hands him a tissue''] Oh, my goodness! Oh, you poor thing. There. Now, what are you doing in my dressing room?

Edmond: [Goldie gasps] Please, ma'am! You're the only one who can help us! We have to talk to Chanticleer... I mean the King. If he doesn't come home and crow...

Goldie: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You're the "bad little kitty" Pinky told me about!

Edmond: Bad? Me? I'm not bad.

Goldie: [picks up a sundae cup] You go away or I'll scream!

Edmond: What happened?

Snipes: Ehh, she's a woman!

Peepers: What?! Oooh! That's the last straw! I've had it!

Pinky: Max, take them to my trailer, and lock them up.

Goldie: Oh, no. What have I done?

Pinky: [''A phone conversation''] Yeah? Oh, howdy, boss. How are you? Uh-huh. Huh? You say a cat, a dog, a bird and a mouse? What is this? Some kind of joke, huh?

Grand Duke: [''Talking on the phone''] Oh, well, I don't think it's funny, Pinky. They want to bring Chanticleer back to the farm. You don't want that, he makes you lots of money; I don't want that, he makes me miserable

Pinky: Right, boss, and what should I do about it?

Grand Duke: Your chicken thinks they don't want him on the farm. Well, that's good. All you have to do is make sure he keeps thinking that. It's not good that the kitty and his friends should talk to your chicken. Capisce?

Pinky: Yeah, thanks a million. This has been most enlightening.

Hunch: [''snickers''] I got em! I really got em! No more kitty, Sir! Mission... accomplished!

Grand Duke: And the dog?

Hunch: Gone, wiped out, sir!

Hunch: Total and complete annihilation!

Grand Duke: Annihilation! Yes... h-h-h-how did you do it?

Hunch: Adequately.

Grand Duke: [confused] Uh, "ade-ade-ade..."? Wh-what's that supposed to mean?

Hunch: Well, Uncle, we sucked them into an adequate pipe.

Grand Duke: A what?

Hunch: That's what it said. "Danger: Adequate Pipe".

Grand Duke: [''With forced calm''; ''Hunch approaches; the Duke turns him into a green chicken''; ''Turns Hunch back to normal''; throws a meat cleaver down right next to him] Oh ho ho, Hunch... come to Uncle. YOU IMBECILE! That's not an "Adequate Pipe" - it's an AQUEDUCT PIPE! It leads straight into the city! The Duke gives you one last chance, Hunch! Them, or you! Now get to the city!

Hunch: Oh, not the city, sir! Oh, no! It's too bright! I'll go blind!

Grand Duke: [''Hands him a pair of sunglasses''] Oh, say it isn't so.

Snipes: Girls, they think they know everything! Why don't you run home, be a "mousewife", make cheese?

Peepers: Snipes, you think you're so superior.

Snipes: Thuperior"; nice lisp!

Peepers: My lisp isolates and elevates me, and makes me a rare specimen.

Edmond: [''After he realizes he is now a kitten''] Jeepers! I'm all furry!

Farmyard Bully: Hey, Chanticleer! Come down here!

Edmond: [''The Grand Duke arrives in Edmond's live-action bedroom''] Chanticleer?

Grand Duke: No... it's not Chanticleer.

Edmond: Who-who are you?

Grand Duke: [''Throws his broken monocle on the floor''] You put your finger in the Duke's face, remember? These are expensive, you little brat! But that is not why the Duke is going to eat you.

Edmond: Eat me?

Grand Duke: [laughs] Oh dear, now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return. And you... you, with no regard for the feelings of others, have the nerve to call him back here by name! And besides, I positively loathe rock n roll.

Edmond: You're not gonna eat me!

Narrator: [the Duke literally hits the ceiling] And that's when the Duke hit the ceiling. If Edmond wanted to bring Chanticleer back to raise the sun, the Duke was going to have something to say about it.

Grand Duke: Kittens are more digestible.

Narrator: Young Edmond was about to have the most amazing adventure he'd ever dreamed of.

Hunch: [''Repeated line''] Uncle Dukey!

Grand Duke: If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Narrator: Now, I got to admit as bad guys go, the Duke's nephew Hunch was more a hoot than he was horrible. But still, he was a nuisance and as we were tied up at the moment, we weren't all that happy to see him.

Narrator: Once upon a time, back before I knew how to tie my shoes, the sun came up. Now, I know an everyday sunrise may not seem like such a big deal to some folks. But, imagine for a moment: if instead of rising up- like this- one morning where you lived, she took a look around and decided to go back to sleep. It happened once to us. Let me tell you all about it.