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Anticipating a Warm Embrace from Mom
Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.
Guys, guys! I’m gonna get some mommy! I bet she’s gonna be clean and cuddly and nice!
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Chuckie's Bold Declaration About His Dad
Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.
Over my dad's potty!
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Embracing the Necessities of Childhood
Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.
It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!
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A Dismissive Comment on an Unwanted Toy
Coco LaBouche
Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.
[to Kira]
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A Playground Dispute Leads to Unexpected Help
Tommy Pickles
I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil Pickles
Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy Pickles
It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather.
Angelica Pickles
You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
[first words; eating a cookie, imposing as '''[[The Godfather]
Tommy Pickles
Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica Pickles
That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair?
Tommy Pickles
Uh, no.
Dil Pickles
Binky please.
Angelica Pickles
Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
[Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring]
Chuckie Finster
Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
Susie Carmichael
Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
Chuckie Finster
But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
Lil DeVille
Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
Phil DeVille
I got dibs on the feet.
Tommy Pickles
Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
Drew Pickles
I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles
I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression
Lil DeVille
Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
Angelica Pickles
Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil DeVille
So that's where I'd left em!
Wedding DJ
N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Lou Pickles
Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
Lulu Pickles
I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
Betty DeVille
So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
Chaz Finster
Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
Angelica Pickles
You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish.
Chuckie Finster
Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica Pickles
Just pick something already! I don't mean your nose!
[Chuckie picks his nose]
Susie Carmichael
Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
Angelica Pickles
We'll take that binky. There you go, Drooly. It fell off a truck.
[takes off the binky from the baby and it begins to cry; puts on his binky in Dil's mouth]
Tommy Pickles
See Dilly, you've got your wish.
[satisfied]
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Failed Plans and Unraveled Relationships
Jean-Claude
Madame! Our kidnapping plot has failed!
[bursts in the church, being bruised up; falls on the floor then gets up]
Coco LaBouche
Ignore zat unemployed fool!
[to Chas]
Chaz Finster
Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
[angrily]
Angelica Pickles
Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
[enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way]
Coco LaBouche
Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
[rising from his seat]
Angelica Pickles
Okay, but listen good. Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche
Listen, you traitor-
[enraged]
Mr. Yamaguchi
Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed.
[furiously; Coco nervously smiles; walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche
Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! OFF THE GOWN, you revolting CARPET MICE!
[shocked; Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown; knocks them off]
Angelica Pickles
Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
Jean-Claude
I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
[in a sing-song voice]
Coco LaBouche
Well, take a picture. This is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants!
[last words; She throws down her wedding hat. Turns around sees the people the cameras taking pictures photographs of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in crying despair]
Jean-Claude
Bad dog! Bad dog! Coco, wait!
[last words; Spike pulls his boots off and chases him]
Stu Pickles
Go get him, Spike!
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Betty DeVille's Disinterest in Churches
Betty DeVille
Seen one church, seen em all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.
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Coco LaBouche Motivates Action Amidst Chaos
Coco LaBouche
What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?
[first words; to actors on stage; to Jean-Claude]
Jean-Claude
It moves me deeply, Madame.
[first words]
Man
That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.
[singing]
Woman
The way things are going our village will be fried.
[singing]
Coco LaBouche
That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll.
Jean-Claude
I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now!
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Float Plans and Princesses
Angelica Pickles
Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche
Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica Pickles
And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche
What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica Pickles
Cause, um...well, um...The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom...and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche
Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude
Ooh, I smell trouble.
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A Moment of Courage and Discovery
Priest
If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Chuckie Finster
I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[bursts in screaming his version of "I object!"]
Chaz Finster
Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!
[in awe]
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Call to Action from Coco LaBouche
Coco LaBouche
What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!
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Unexpected Encounters at a Fashion Event
Coco LaBouche
So, we meet again. Oh, delightful. Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do?
[Dil Pickles spits on her.; Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.]
Kira Finster
Just smile and be nice.
Coco LaBouche
Hello. You are not horrible. No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
[Dil pulls on Coco's lips.]
Tommy Pickles
I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Coco LaBouche
Stop it, you dripping urchin.
Phil DeVille
I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
Lil DeVille
She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy.
[Dil Pickles starts to cry.]
Coco LaBouche
Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
Kira Finster
Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down.
[Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.]
Chaz Finster
According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.
Coco LaBouche
Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
Chaz Finster
Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Coco LaBouche
Pardon?
Kira Finster
Children are my life". It is a classic.
Chaz Finster
Dapple laughter, patting feet".
Kira Finster
Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
Coco LaBouche
Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites.
Chaz Finster
Wow. Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.
[The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.]
Kira Finster
Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Coco LaBouche
Ooey Gooey World?
Chaz Finster
Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
Coco LaBouche
Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Chaz Finster
Look. No hands. Whee!
[Lil DeVille picks up the goo.]
Lil DeVille
It's so soft and squishy-ful.
Phil DeVille
Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up.
[Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.]
Chuckie Finster
And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up?
Kimi Finster
Here.
Chuckie Finster
Thanks, I guess.
Tommy Pickles
Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
Chuckie Finster
You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
Phil DeVille
That didn't stop her.
Kimi Finster
Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Chuckie Finster
Kimi, no! You guys!
[Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.]
Kimi Finster
What are you waiting for?
Chuckie Finster
Oh Great. Another Tommy.
[Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.]
Kira Finster
Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Coco LaBouche
Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
Kira Finster
Security, we have an emergency situation!
French Ninja Guard #1
Allons-y.
French Ninja Guard #2
Suis moi. Vite, vite!
Lil DeVille
This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
Kimi Finster
I told you I knew a short cut!
Phil DeVille
That was the longest short cut I ever took.
French Ninja Guard #3
Zere zey are.
[The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.]
Tommy Pickles
There's the princess.
Lil DeVille
Isn't she beautiful?
[The princess goes back in.]
Chuckie Finster
Oh no. She's gone...
Tommy Pickles
Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
Chuckie Finster
You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Tommy Pickles
Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. Go ahead, Chuckie.
[Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.]
French Ninja Guard #4
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.
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Chuckie Faces an Uncomfortable Situation
Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.
Hang on, you guys. I think I got a wedgie.
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Angelica Critiques Babies' Intelligence and Language Skills
Angelica Pickles
You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil Pickles
Wee, wee!
[after wetting himself]
Angelica Pickles
Cept him. He's speaking French already.
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Angelica's Mischief and Heartless Tricks
Angelica Pickles
Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my on pony float, but she made the whole thing up! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
[to Chuckie; pause; groans in frustration]
Chuckie Finster
You did? But...
Dil Pickles
Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica Pickles
Ah, pipe down, drooly!
Tommy Pickles
Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica Pickles
I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
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Identity and Insults Among Friends
Angelica Pickles
Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
[pushes her way towards Wedding Cake]
Angelica Pickles
Who do you babies think you are?
Tommy Pickles
Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil.
Phil DeVille
And she calls us dumb.
Angelica Pickles
Give me that cake right now!
Tommy Pickles
Good throw, Dilly.
Angelica Pickles
That's it, prepare to meet your caker!
[last words]
Chuckie Finster
Hey, guys, what you're doing?
Phil DeVille
Hey, Susie!
[grunts]
Kimi and Chuckie Finster
Whee!
Chuckie Finster
Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on.
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Coco LaBouche's Sweet Observation on Cupcakes
Coco LaBouche
And how is this precious cupcake today? Why you're just a ] waiting to happen, aren't you?
[to Dil; Dil hits her on the nose with his rattle; [lawsuit]
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Eliminating Awful Songs in Paris
Coco LaBouche
Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
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France's Defeat in the Face of Adversity
Taglines
France never had a chance!
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Competition in Language Skills Among Friends
Angelica Pickles
I'm going to France and you're not. I already know how to "parsley-voo-francy". Which for your information means “speak French”.
[smugly]
Susie Carmichael
I feel sorry for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
[speaking in French]
Angelica Pickles
No-one likes a show-off, Susie.
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A Dispute Over a Button
Phil DeVille
Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
[seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button]
Lil DeVille
You want the button, Philip? You can't handle the button!
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Wedding Day Perfection Demands Cleanliness
Coco LaBouche
Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
[orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chaz]
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Princess Expectations and Reality Among Friends
Angelica Pickles
You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil DeVille
Who?
Angelica Pickles
Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady.
Tommy Pickles
That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
[climbs out of the Reptar bed]
Chuckie Finster
Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.
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