A Question of Identity and Connection
Herman Blume:
Dirk?
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Vietnam Experience Discussed Between Two Characters
Max Fischer:
So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume:
Yeah.
Max Fischer:
Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume:
Yeah, I was in the shit.
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Finding Passion in Life
Herman Blume:
What's the secret, Max?
Max Fischer:
The secret?
Herman Blume:
Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
Max Fischer:
The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
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Misunderstanding Uniforms in a Casual Exchange
Max Fischer:
I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn:
These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer:
Oh, are they?
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Discussion on Education and Economic Policy
Max Fischer:
What was your major?
Rosemary Cross:
I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer:
Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross:
This was more like Central America.
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Academic Consequences at Rushmore Academy
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.
Max Fischer:
And what does that entail?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
Max Fischer:
In other words, I'll be expelled.
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
That's correct.
Max Fischer:
Can I see some documentation on that, please?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.
Max Fischer:
Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
- We don't offer a post-graduate year.
Max Fischer:
Well, we don't offer it yet.
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Exploring Ambition and Sacredness in Art
Magnus Buchan:
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin plays.
Bert Fischer: [to Herman]
Are you fond of that moustache?
Mr. Littlejeans:
Best play ever, man.
Rosemary:
Nihil Sanctisne?, Is nothing sacred?
Found on Max Fischer's Mother's Grave Stone:
All paths of glory lead but to the grave.
Found in the book Diving for Sunken Treasure:
When one man, for whatever the reason, has the ability to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
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Existential Reflections in a Different Place
Dirk Calloway:
I'm not even here right now, I'm in Cheyenne Wyoming.
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Comment on Marital Status
Dirk Calloway:
You're a married man, Blume.
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Reckless Youth and Inappropriate Encounters
Dirk Calloway:
...I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's pool while giving eachother handjobs...
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Apology for Past Actions
Dirk Calloway: [to Max]
I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
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Urgent Call to Action in Rushmore
Dirk Calloway: [On a walkie-talkie; static]
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
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A Witty Take on Friendship Dynamics
Dirk Calloway:
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
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Herman Blume inquires about Max's plans
Herman Blume:
Did Max have something planned for us today? A trip to a museum or something?
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Complexity of Relationships and Personal Struggles
Herman Blume:
She's sweet, but she's fucked up.
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Character Description in Rushmore
Herman Blume: [Describing Max to the police]
112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
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Impact of Divorce on Children
Herman Blume:
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
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Unexpected Parental Reflections on Sons
Herman Blume:
Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
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Feelings of Loneliness Expressed by Herman Blume
Herman Blume:
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days
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Advice on Wealth and Determination
Herman Blume: [Speech to the students of Rushmore Academy]
You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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The Ephemeral Nature of Glory
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer....
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Consequences of Choices and Their Worth
Max Fischer:
You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.
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Life's Priorities Shift Over Time
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
Rushmore was my life, now you are.
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Max Fischer celebrates his theatrical success
Max Fischer:
I wrote a hit play!
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Max Fischer's To-Do List Update
Max Fischer:
Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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An Expression of Gratitude for Disruption
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
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Common Grief in Family Histories
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
So we both have dead people in our families.
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Confronting Adversity and Accountability
Max Fischer: [to Dr. Peter]
I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
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Safety Gear Announcement in Rushmore
Max Fischer: [Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"]
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
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Max Fischer's Challenge to Accomplishment
Max Fischer:
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
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Balancing Ambitions: Clubs vs. Relationships
Max Fischer:
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.
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Max Fischer's College Application Aspirations
Max Fischer:
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.
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