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Choice Between Videos: Porn or Monster Trucks
J.D.
I brought you some more videos. You got your choice: porn or monster trucks. And I got one that's both.
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Commitment to Save Silverman
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They've sworn to save Silverman.
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Director of a Popular Comedy Film
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From the director of "Big Daddy".
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Judith's Bold Accusation of Masculinity
Judith
You've got quite a grip. You must be a heavy masturbator. My guess is three times a day? I bet you're a premature ejaculator. You start off with a big bang. Before you know it, you're limp. I win, you lose. Now get out.
[arm wrestling with Wayne; wins the match]
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Mr. Chang's Unexpected Evening Plans
Mr. Chang
Tonight Mr. Chang gets lucky. Young lady, so horny, so impatient...Oh, scrotum!
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Coach Norton's Challenge to the Team's Spirit
Coach Norton
There's no fight left in you boys. You're nutless. You been pussified.
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Friendship and Love Create Conflict
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2 Best Friends + 1 Girlfriend = WAR
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Friendship Tested by Unexpected Love
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They swore nothing could come between them. Then she came along.
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Casual Eating in Conversation
J.D.
I'm eatin'.
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The Concept of a Single Nacho
J.D.
Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.
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Friendship Tested by Unexpected Intrusion
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They swore nothing would come between them. Then evil walked in the door
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A Suggestion for a Beverage Choice
J.D.
And a beer bong for the lady?
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