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Scenes from a Mall Quotes

"On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences... in public."

R 1991 · 1h 29m
51
Audience
51
Audience
19 quotes
Missing Car Frustration in a Mall
Nick Christ! where's my fucking Saab?!
A Humorous Take on Remembering Names
Nick I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name.
Desire and Confidence in Attraction
Deborah How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?
Nick Handle them? I can salivate over them.
Reflections on a Strained Marriage
Nick I don't know how our marriage lasted.
Deborah Mutual death wish.
Aunt Minna's Dress Comparison
Nick You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress!
Love and Desire in Relationships
Nick I liked her. I loved the sex.
Deborah Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.
[''scornful'']
The Rarity of 16th Anniversaries
Nick How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One... maybe two.
Confrontational Exchange Between Characters
Nick Fuck off.
[annoyed]
Character's Assumption About Mrs. Jong's Background
Nick I think Mrs. Jong is Jewish.
Betrayal and Accusations in Relationships
Deborah I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?
Child Support Discussion in Scenes from a Mall
Deborah No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it.
Anniversary Reflections in a Public Setting
Taglines On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public.
Self-Reflection and Harsh Truths
Nick Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.
Deborah You are.
Comedy of Marriage and Shopping Adventures
Taglines A hilarious adventure in marriage, infidelity and bargain shopping!
Unexpected Solutions for Midlife Challenges
Deborah I have something to get you out your midlife crisis.
Nick Than can only mean a full-body vibrator!
Fashion Discontent in a Mall Setting
Deborah Do you really hate this dress?
Nick What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.
Comparison of Enthusiastic Groups
Nick These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas!
Sushi Price Sparks Conversation Among Friends
Nick Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish.
Communication Struggles in Long-Term Relationships
Nick Your constast interrupting of me...
Deborah Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sequence.