Comedy of Marriage and Shopping Adventures
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A hilarious adventure in marriage, infidelity and bargain shopping!
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Anniversary Reflections in a Public Setting
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On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public.
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Sushi Price Sparks Conversation Among Friends
Nick:
Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish.
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Fashion Discontent in a Mall Setting
Deborah:
Do you really hate this dress?
Nick:
What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.
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Aunt Minna's Dress Comparison
Nick:
You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress!
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Betrayal and Accusations in Relationships
Deborah:
I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?
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Desire and Confidence in Attraction
Deborah:
How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?
Nick:
Handle them? I can salivate over them.
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Child Support Discussion in Scenes from a Mall
Deborah:
No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it.
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Communication Struggles in Long-Term Relationships
Nick:
Your constast interrupting of me...
Deborah:
Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sequence.
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Reflections on a Strained Marriage
Nick:
I don't know how our marriage lasted.
Deborah:
Mutual death wish.
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Self-Reflection and Harsh Truths
Nick:
Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.
Deborah:
You are.
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Love and Desire in Relationships
Nick:
I liked her. I loved the sex.
Deborah: [''scornful'']
Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.
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A Humorous Take on Remembering Names
Nick:
I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name.
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Confrontational Exchange Between Characters
Nick: [annoyed]
Fuck off.
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The Rarity of 16th Anniversaries
Nick:
How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One... maybe two.
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Unexpected Solutions for Midlife Challenges
Deborah:
I have something to get you out your midlife crisis.
Nick:
Than can only mean a full-body vibrator!
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Comparison of Enthusiastic Groups
Nick:
These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas!
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Character's Assumption About Mrs. Jong's Background
Nick:
I think Mrs. Jong is Jewish.
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Missing Car Frustration in a Mall
Nick:
Christ! where's my fucking Saab?!
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