Ancient Writing Misinterpreted by Mystery Inc.
Fred: [consulting Omar's journal]
I'll translate the ancient writing. "Help, the heavy tourist is pinching my kitten.
Daphne: [grabs the journal]
Uh, how about "the necklace is the key to the curse"?
Fred:
Ooh! Even better.
Velma:
JINKES!
Fred:
It's Velma! Come on!
Daphne: [gasps]
Oh, no! Velma's been struck by the curse!
Fred:
It just doesn't add up. If the Nile ran dry because of Hotep's scheme, could the cruise of Cleopatra be a hoax after all?
Shaggy:
Hoax? Like, tell that to poor Velma, turned to stone, and meanwhile, we're living the good life... well, expect for that giant scorpin part.
Daphne: [hugs Scooby]
Oh, poor Scooby. Listen to him He's heartbroken.
Daphne: [puts Scooby's collar back on]
I got something that might cheer you up. Regonize this?
Scooby:
Aw, Scooby-Doo.
Fred, Daphne, and Shaggy:
Velma??
Velma: [Scooby licks her]
Okay, Scooby, okay.
Velma:
As soon as we discovered the hidden chamber, Omar knew the treasure hunters would come from all over.
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