Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (2014) - Quotes

Velma: [looking at the moon dial] Looks like your nine lives are up!

Shaggy: [as the zombies start disintegrating into their spirits] Zoinks! Like, what's happening to them?

Velma: Their spirits have been avenged, Shaggy. So they can finally rest in peace.

Jackson T. Pettigrew's ghost: Thank y'all...

Velma: If you're as old as you say you are, then I'll bet you're the one who found Morgan Moonscar's treasure.

Simone: [Flashback starts; voice-over; the islanders all dance and party when Morgan and his crew appear and attack before Past Simone and Lena run away; Past Simone and Lena gasp in horror as they watch the islanders run into the bayou and get eaten alive by a group alligators; the two pray to the Cat God in a secret passage way, seeking revenge on Morgan and his crew; Past Simone and Lena transform into were-cats and leave the cave before coming across Morgan and his crew digging a hole in the ground to put a treasure chest inside; Morgan screams; flashback fades] Morgan Moonscar! He was the cause of all this. I was one of a group of settlers who made this island our home. We looked to our Cat God for a bountiful harvest. Until that night, when he came ashore. He drove the islanders into the bayou. All except for Lena and myself. We uttered a curse on the pirates, to destroy them as they had destroyed our island. Our wish was granted. We became cat creatures and destroyed the pirates. Only afterwards, did we discover that invoking the Cat God's power had cursed us as well.

Lena: [voice-over] Over the years, boats continue to come to our island. One was full of spice traders who started a pepper plantation. The plantation flourished--

Simone: [A man screams; flashback fades] At least, until the Harvest Moon. Sometimes, it became necessary for Lena to lure outsiders back to the island.

Fred: [realizing] Just like you lured us.

Lena: I've had years of practice.

Daphne: And those zombies are just the poor souls you drained. They were just trying to warn us so we wouldn't suffer the same fate they did.

Simone: Pretty smart for a television reporter.

Lena: Sounds like Jacques has found your frightened friends.

Fred: Jacques?

Simone: We needed a ferry driver. The old man wanted immortality, so we gave it to him.

Daphne: Where are we?

Velma: [suspiciously] Looks to me like a place for voodoo rituals. But why don't we just ask... Lena?

Fred: What are you talking about?

Velma: Her story about Simone getting dragged by zombies wasn't true. I saw the footprints of Simone's heels. She wasn't dragged; she walked down that tunnel!

Simone: [steps out of the shadows; revealing her true colors; chuckles sinisterly, then holds up the wax voodoo dolls of Daphne and Velma, sending them back up against the wall] Very clever, Velma... but it's too late.

Lena: [to Fred; also revealing '''her''' true colors; sends him flying back up against the wall with a wax voodoo doll of him] Sorry, Freddy. I really do like you.

Fred: What would you do if you didn't like me?

Beau: [Lena holds up a wax voodoo doll of him and sends him flying back with the others] Hey!

Velma: [gasps] Voodoo dolls!

Simone: These wax dolls do come in handy.

Velma: [to Beau; grunts] So that's where the cleaning cloth for my glasses went! Sorry I suspected you.

Beau: [grunts] Apology… accepted.

Simone: The harvest moon will soon reach the midnight point on this moondial, and then the ceremony will begin.

Fred: What ceremony?

Daphne: [grunting; threatening] You won't get away with this!

Simone: [snickers and gains were-cat features; the captives gasp] I've been getting away with it for 200 years.

Fred: At least, Scoob and Shaggy are still free... maybe.

Lena: [also with were-cat features] I heard that, Fred! Those two simpletons? We didn't even bother making wax dolls of them! Ha! A waste of time and magic wax!

Fred: Just what are you planning to do to us?

Simone: Ah, it's simple: Every harvest moon, I must drain the life force from victims lured to my island, to preserve my immortality.

Daphne: This is more haunted stuff than I really wanted.

Fred: [trying to yank off a zombie's "mask"] It's the gardener!

Daphne: No.

Fred: It's the fisherman!

Shaggy: No.

Fred: It's the ferryman!

Scooby: Ro.

Fred: [rips the zombie's head off] Maybe it's... real?

Daphne: Freddie, what on Earth are you doing?

Fred: Uh, Scooby and Shaggy...

Shaggy: [opens the door] ...Saw another ghost. In here.

Daphne: I don't see anything.

Shaggy: Like, in the mirror. It's some civil war guy.

Daphne: Wow, a real case of levitation. This just gets better and better.

Velma: Maybe from where you're standing.

Simone: [points to Scooby for crashing into her while chasing after one of her cats] Who brought this... this... dog?!

Scooby: Dog? Where?

Daphne: I'm terribly sorry. We should have held onto him better. I'm Daphne Blake, of "Coast to Coast." You know, the TV show?

Simone: We do not have television on my island. Lena, what are they doing here?

Lena: It's all my fault, Ms. Lenoir. I heard these folks say they wanted to see a real haunted house. So I thought...

Simone: You might show them mine. I see. Really, Lena.

Daphne: But your house is simply beautiful, Ms. Lenoir. Isn't it, Fred?

Fred: Picture, perfect.

Simone: It has been in my family for generations. It was a pepper plantation. Some of the hottest peppers in Louisiana grow on this island.

Shaggy: We've hit the proverbial chili pepper jackpot!

Velma: So, Ms. Lenoir, is your house really...

Simone: Haunted? Yes. It is an old house with restless spirits.

Fred: My! Lena wasn't kidding. This place is crawling with cats.

Scooby: Rats? Rats!

Daphne: I need a real, live ghost.

Velma: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Shaggy: [gasps] Like, it's Mr. Beeman, the real estate agent.

Scooby: Mr. Beeman?

Velma: [Velma removed the gloves, revealing it to be green ink] Yeah! He was printing millions of counterfeit dollars in the basement with his printing press. What we originally thought was Moldova, was really green ink. See.

Mr. Beeman: Ugh... And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that big dog and you meddling kids!

Jacques: [last words; growling] Going somewhere? What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Jacques: Oh, quit yer grovelin', Snakebite.

Jacques: [chuckles evilly and transforms into a were-cat] I'm happy to see y'all.

Lena Dupree: [last words] Jacques is in trouble!

Lena Dupree: I've had years of practice.

Lena Dupree: [referring to Scooby and Shaggy] Sounds like Jacques has found your frightened friends.

Lena Dupree: [revealing her true nature] Sorry, Freddy. I really do like you.

Lena Dupree: [gasps, referring to Scooby] I didn't know you had a dog.

Lena Dupree: My name is Lena. Lena Dupree.

Simone Lenoir: [last words] I've had enough of that meddling...dog!

Simone Lenoir: [explaining her true plot] Ah, it's simple. Every harvest moon, I must drain the life force from victims lured to my island to preserve my immortality.

Simone Lenoir: [chuckles evilly] I've been getting away with it for 200 years.

Simone Lenoir: [chuckles sinisterly] These wax dolls do come in handy.

Simone Lenoir: [revealing her true nature; chuckles evilly] Very clever, Velma, but it's too late.

Simone Lenoir: Get this beast off of me!

Simone Lenoir: We do not have television on my island.

Simone Lenoir: [about Scooby] Who brought this... this... dog?!