Urgent Request for Relief and Comfort
Shaggy:
We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and some baby oil. Right now!
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Confusion About Relationships and Labels
Mel: [about Fred and Daphne]
You make a cute couple.
Daphne:
We're not a cute couple! I mean, heh, we're not a couple... So we can't be a cute one, although we would be if we were. Which we're not. I mean, it's not like we don't like each other, we just don't *like* like each other. It's just not likely. Right, Fred? Or do we? We don't right? Do we? Why are we talking about this so much? Can we just, change the subject now, please? This is none of your business!
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A Conversation About Sleeplessness
Velma:
Trouble sleeping?
Daphne:
Ah, yeah.
Velma:
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Daphne:
I'm fine.
Velma:
You're obviously not fine, Daphne. Why don't you tell me about it?
Daphne:
I'm in love with Fred! There, I said it!
Velma: [pause, sarcastic]
Really? Wow, I never would have - Gosh, that's a shocker.
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Ghosts and Monsters Are Universally Encountered
Daphne:
Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up wherever we go? Is it something about us?
Fred:
No, this happens to everyone. It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us, so logically, everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.
Daphne:
Really?
Fred:
Sure! It's simple math. They must be everywhere.
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Discussion of the Haunted Opera House
Daphne:
Does it say anything in those books about Opera House where we're shooting the show?
Velma:
Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70s. And there are rumours that it's haunted.
Shaggy: [eats a sub sandwich]
Of course it's haunted. Like, when do we ever go to a place that's not haunted?
Velma:
Wait. Who’s driving?
Scooby-Doo:
Uh. Green means go, right?
All:
Shaggy!
Scooby-Doo:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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