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Daughter of a Serial Killer's Warning
Sam Carpenter
Never fuck with the daughter of a serial killer.
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Franchise Revival Discussion Among Characters
Richie
Someone has to save the franchise! You see, no one has made a great "Stab" movie since the first one. Not really. Hey, baby, you want to go get the very ex-Mrs. Riley?
[''To Amber'']
Amber
Yeah, I do.
Richie
Sidney Prescott. You know, I'm a really big fan.
Sidney
Go fuck yourself.
Richie
You see the last "Stab" movie?
Sidney
Not really a fan of scary movies.
Richie
That checks out. Anyway, it sucked balls. Because nobody takes the true fans seriously, not really. They just laugh at us, and why?! Because we love something?! We're just a fucking joke to them?! How can fandom be toxic? It's about love! They don't fucking understand these movies are important to people!
Sam
Richie...
Richie
And we're gonna help them! ] totally fucking out of ideas, so we decided we'd give them some new source material to follow. You know, bring it back to basics. Because that's how you make a great "Stab" movie, Sam. Based on actual events.
[''hearing Sam, he swings his knife to face her''; [w:Hollywood|Hollywood's]
Sam
You did all this just to make me the hero of your fucked-up movie?
Richie
Sweetie, you’re not the hero. You’re the villain. The daughter of Billy Loomis who sees fucked-up visions of her dead dad. Sidney Prescott killed your father. You...did all this just to get her back to Woodsboro.
Amber
You know what the biggest problem with the "Stab" movies is? There’s no Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, no bad guy to keep coming back. But the illegitimate daughter of the original mastermind? Now that’s a fucking villain.
Sam
How did you know?
Amber
About your father? I mean, it’s a small town and your mom’s a drunk! I met Richie on the "Stab" subreddit. I’ve been obsessed ever since my parents bought this house. We realized pretty quickly we had similar ideas.
[giggling; ''she nods toward Richie, who smiles'']
Richie
Wasn’t that hard for me to find you in Modesto. It wasn’t that hard for me to fuck you, either. But I guess being a sexually available woman is supposed to be empowering these days.
[''turning to Sam'']
Sam
Fuck you!
[''Angered'']
Richie
Well, now you’re just quoting the original.
Amber
But it wouldn’t work with just you, Sam. See, we had to bring the legacy characters back to make it matter. Can’t have a bona fide Halloween without Jamie Lee!
Richie
Nope!
Amber
Dewey had to die to make it real, to show that this wasn’t just some bullshit, cash-in, run-of-the-mill sequel. Because OUR MOVIE HAS FUCKING STAKES!!! ‘Cause anyone can die in a requel.
[''Gale looks up in shock and disbelief; Amber suddenly raises her voice''; ''Speaks in a sing-song tone'']
Richie
Goddamn it! Whoa, whoa! No, hey, sit the fuck down! I’m so sorry, Sid. We can’t let you live, either. I mean, surviving this many times, that would just be ridiculous. This time, the fans are gonna be the ones who win. That about cover it?
[''Mutters in irritation''; ''Speaking to Sidney, fiercely''; ''calmer''; ''Speaks in a true evil and delusional tone''; ''To Amber'']
Amber
Nailed it, baby.
[''Smiles'']
Richie
Get Tara out of the closet. We got to go start staging the bodies!
[''Confident their plan will succeed without fail'']
Gale
Stay with me, Sid. Stay with me.
[''desperate'']
Richie
You really should’ve listened to Dewey! He nailed it in one! "Dude, look at the love interest!" Are you fucking stupid? I even had you convinced it could be your sister.
Amber
Um, she’s not here.
Richie
The fuck do you mean she’s not here?
Amber
She’s not here!
Sam
I untied her. Guess you’re not as persuasive as you thought.
[''Richie looks at Sam, shocked'']
Sam
It’s for you.
Richie
Yeah. Like your gimpy little sister's gonna make a difference. She’s our fucking pincushion at this point. Amber, fan out! She couldn’t have gotten far!
[''scoffs''; ''he calls out to Amber'']
Amber
I can’t find her!
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Confronting the Past to End the Cycle
Gale
If I hadn't written that book about your mother, none of this would have happened.
Sidney
Gale...
Gale
I started all this.
Sidney
No, you didn't. Billy Loomis started this, and we're gonna end it. After tonight, no more books, no more movies, no more fucking Ghostface.
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Suspicion and Sarcasm in a Tense Exchange
Wes
You got stabbed a billion times, got dumped by your famous wife, and crawled into a bottle. I think it's safe to say you're on the suspect list.
[''Suspecting Dewey as the killer'']
Dewey
Well, maybe you're the killer. Because that cut deep.
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A Promise of Safety Amidst Danger
Dewey
But, Sid, promise me. No matter what you hear or what you see on the news, don't come here.
[''Over the phone'']
Sidney
No offense, Dewey, I have no intention of ever setting foot in that town again.
Dewey
Good.
Sidney
Dewey, whoever this killer is after, I'm glad they have you to protect them. You be safe, okay?
[''Gets emotional'']
Dewey
Will do.
Sidney
It's good to hear your voice.
Dewey
You, too, Sid.
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The Killer Revealed in the Poster
Taglines
The killer is on this poster.
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The Importance of Fandom and Appreciation
Richie Kirsch
Because nobody takes the true fans seriously, not really. They just laugh at us, and why? Because we love something? We're just a fucking joke to them! How can fandom be toxic? It's about love! You don't fucking understand, these movies are important to people.
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Suspicion and Betrayal Among Friends
Dewey Riley
Well maybe you're the killer, because that one cut deep...
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Unexpected Call from a Mysterious Friend
Tara
Hello?
Ghostface
Hello. Is Christina there?
[''Speaking in the manner and tone of a slightly nervous man'']
Tara
No, she's not available. May I take a message?
Ghostface
Uh, yeah, um...yeah, sorry. I'm a friend of hers from group. I...oh, shit!
Tara
From her shit?
Ghostface
Um, look, just, uh, tell her I'm from group. I'm Charlie. She's got my number.
Tara
Oh, she goes to your group?
Ghostface
I shouldn't have...um, just tell her that Charlie called.
Tara
And I will do exactly that, Charlie. Why don't you tell me what kind of group we're talking about? Is it A&A? NA?
Ghostface
Well, you sound exactly like she describes you.
Tara
Uh, she talks about me in group?
Ghostface
Uh, I don't think I can really talk about that.
Tara
What does she say about me?
Ghostface
Well, she loves you very much.
Tara
Oh, what does she love about me?
Ghostface
Uh, okay, well, she loves that you're creative. You love art and TV and movies.
Tara
Okay, well, lots of people love movies.
Ghostface
Yeah, but she says you love scary movies, and that you guys have that in common. She's proud of making a fan out of you.
Tara
She is?
Ghostface
Yeah. She told me the other day, she wonders... What's your favorite scary movie?
[''Speaks in his normal tone'']
Tara
Uh, The Babadook. It's an amazing meditation on motherhood and grief.
Ghostface
Isn't that a little... fancy-pants?
[''Chuckles'']
Tara
Well, it's elevated horror.
Ghostface
Uh-huh. Uh, what does that mean? "Elevated horror"?
Tara
You know, it's like scary, but with complex, emotional and dynamic underpinnings. It's not just some schlocky, cheeseball nonsense with wall-to-wall jump scares.
Ghostface
Hmm. That sounds kind of boring to me. Have you ever seen "Stab"?
Tara
Once, I think. I was a little girl. I was, like, 12.
Ghostface
You live in Woodsboro, and you don't know "Stab"? Well, your mom loves that movie. She talks about it all the time in group. How well do you remember the original?
Tara
I don't know. I mean, it's, like, super-90s. It was really over-lit and everyone had weird hair.
Ghostface
Uh-huh. Do you remember the beginning?
Tara
Not really. It started with a kill scene, right? They always started with a kill scene.
Ghostface
Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a girl at home, alone. She answers the wrong number and starts talking with the killer, who makes her play a game. Would you like to play a game...Tara?
[''Pause'']
Tara
This isn't fucking funny, Amber!
Ghostface
I told you. This isn't Amber. Amber's looking particularly fetching tonight. She really shouldn't leave her phone lying around for anyone to clone.
[''Tara sees a video message on her phone, revealing Amber being filmed at her bedroom'']
Tara
What do you want?
Ghostface
I told you. I wanna play a game. "Stab" movie trivia. Three rounds. You call the cops, she dies. You get a question wrong, she dies. Her parents aren't at home. I can be in that room in, like, 15 seconds. You want a warm-up question?
Tara
I told you, I don't know about any of these movies! Ask me about something I do know! Ask me about It Follows! Ask me about Hereditary! Ask me about The Witch!
[''Crying'']
Ghostface
In the first "Stab" movie, what Woodsboro name was introduced as the franchise's main character?
Tara
It's Sidney Prescott! It's Sidney Prescott, and she lived on Elm.
Ghostface
Correct! You see? You're gonna do great at this. Okay, Question 1.
Tara
No, no, no, no, no! I got that one right! It should count!
Ghostface
Anyone could've gotten that one right. Sidney's in every movie but the last one. Question 1: Who wrote the original book that the "Stab" movies are based on?
Tara
Um...um...that chick from TV.
Ghostface
That chick from TV" is not gonna cut it, Tara.
Tara
Oh, Gale Weathers! It is Gale Weathers, you motherfucker!
Ghostface
Correct. Amber might live to see the sunrise. Question 2: Who played the dumb bitch at the beginning of "Stab 1", who answers the phone and gets carved up by the killer?
Tara
Fuck you!
Ghostface
Is that the answer you're going with? A non-answer counts as a wrong answer, Tara. Time's running out. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
[''Tara whimpers and checks the information on her phone'']
Tara
Heather Graham!
Ghostface
Correct! You pulled that one out. Now for the final question: Who was the killer in "Stab 1"?
Tara
Oh, I know this one, you fuck! It's Billy Loomis! It's Billy Loomis, and he was Sidney's boyfriend, and he was played by Luke Wilson, and I got you, you asshole! I got it! I got it right!
Ghostface
Oh, I'm sorry, Tara, but that's just not correct.
Tara
What? No, no, no, no, no! It is! It is! That is right!
Ghostface
The correct answer is Billy Loomis...and Stu Macher. There are two killers in the original "Stab". I'm afraid someone's got to die now.
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A Request for Unconventional Assistance
Sidney
Sam, I want you to help us kill him.
Sam
You want me to help you and the host of a morning show to commit murder?
Gale
Correct.
Sidney
Yeah.
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Identity and Belonging in Woodsboro
Gale
You are a lot of things, Dewey, but you are NOT a coward. You just, you just were meant to be in Woodsboro.
Dewey
And you weren't.
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New Rules for the Villain's Fate
Richie
What are you gonna do now, huh? Make a scary phone call to me? Pop your head out of the closet in a Ghostface mask? No. Because you're the villain! And the villain dies at the end! Those are the rules!
Sam
I'm introducing a new rule.
Richie
And what might that be, huh? Well?!
[''Aims his gun at Sam''; ''Laughs arrogantly and evilly'']
Sam
Never fuck with the daughter of a serial killer.
Richie
WAIT! Wait! What about my ending?!
[''Whimpering'']
Sam
Here it comes.
[''Whispers''; ''Slashes his throat'']
Richie
Aah! No!
[''Horrified'']
Sidney
Careful. They always come back.
Gale
Okay, then.
Tara
I still prefer The Babadook.
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Betrayal and Chaos Amidst Desperation
Amber
Help me! Help me! He stabbed me!
[''Runs outside crying and screaming'']
Sidney
What do you think?
[''Looks at Gale'']
Gale
Trap.
Amber
Fuck it! Shoots Gale]
[''Stops pretending'']
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Sibling Support Amidst Family Struggles
Tara
You're not the reason Dad left. You didn't choose where you came from, or who you came from. I don't blame you for that. I blame you for leaving me, too.
Sam
That's never gonna happen again.
Tara
I know.
Sam
You're not going anywhere without me. Don't worry, I'm gonna hold your hand the whole way there.
[''Ss she climbs into the back of an ambulance'']
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Tracking a Car: A Compliment in Disguise
Sidney
I put a tracker on her car.
Gale
You did what?
Sidney
Seems like something Gale Weathers would do.
Gale
I'll take that as a compliment.
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A Mysterious Caller Reveals Family Secrets
Sam
Hello?
Ghostface
Hello, Samantha.
Sam
Who is this?
Ghostface
Someone who knows your little family secret.
Sam
You're the fuck who hurt my sister.
Ghostface
Oh, she's not the only one I'm gonna hurt. I had to get you to come back here somehow, didn't I?
Sam
You wanna fuck with me, asshole? I'm right here. Come and get me!
Ghostface
With pleasure!
[''Reveals himself and attacks Sam'']
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Warning of Ghostface's Return to Woodsboro
Dewey Riley
Ghostface is back. Don't come to Woodsboro. Hope all is well.
[''Sends text message to Gale''; ''Adds a smile emoji to the end of the text'']
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Confronting the Past and Seeking Closure
Sidney Prescott
Whatever his link is to our past, it's pulled us all back here. And I won't sleep until he's in the ground.
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Familiar Encounters in a Frightening Scenario
Ghostface
Hello, Sidney.
Sidney
Hello, there. Where'd you go?
Ghostface
Oh, this isn't Amber. I'm the other one.
Sidney
Oh, there's two of you...again. I've seen this movie before.
Ghostface
Not this movie, Sidney.
Sidney
You really need some new material.
[''Shoots door'']
Ghostface
I got you here, didn't I?
Sidney
You might actually be the most derivative one of all. I mean, Christ, the same house?
[''Shoots door'']
Ghostface
Maybe so, but you forgot the first rule of surviving a Stab movie: never answer the...
Sidney
I'm bored.
[''Cuts Ghostface off'']
Ghostface
Wait!
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A Fan of Scary Movies and Knives
Judy Hicks
Sheriff Hicks.
Ghostface
Hello, Sheriff Judy.
Judy Hicks
Who is this?
Ghostface
I think you know. I'm a fan of scary movies and knives. What's your favorite scary movie?
Judy Hicks
I prefer animated films and musicals. Why are you doing this?
Ghostface
I'll tell you all about it. I'm going to turn myself in.
Judy Hicks
That's a great idea.
Ghostface
We'll sit down at the station, and I'll tell you all about the two people I've killed.
Judy Hicks
You've only killed one person.
Ghostface
By the time I see you, I'll have gutted your baby boy.
[''Chuckles'']
Judy Hicks
This is Sheriff Hicks! I need units to converge on my house ASAP!
[''Calling for backup'']
Ghostface
Can't get him on the phone, can you? He must be busy.
Judy Hicks
How do I know you're anywhere near him?
Ghostface
You ever seen the movie Psycho?
Judy Hicks
Please...don't hurt my boy.
[''Starting to get tearful'']
Ghostface
Why not?
Judy Hicks
He's a good kid.
Ghostface
Is he now?
Judy Hicks
He'd never hurt anyone!
Ghostface
That's not enough.
Judy Hicks
Please! I'll do anything!
Ghostface
You're not gonna make it in time, Sheriff Judy.
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Familiar Faces Hold Dark Secrets
Taglines
It's always someone you know.
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Concern and Confession Amidst a Good Story
Dewey
Couldn't resist a good story, could you?
[''Notices Gale's camera operator and assistant'']
Gale
Don't be an idiot, Dewey. I'm here because I was worried about you... Okay, yes! My producers wanted me to cover this for obvious reasons, but ninety percent is because of you.
Dewey
Well, I feel ninety percent better.
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A Deadly Choice in a Crisis
Sam
Richie! Are you at the hospital?
Ghostface
Hello, Samantha. Richie can't come to the phone right now. He's finding out what happens to people who stick their noses in a business that doesn't concern them.
Sam
Please don't hurt him.
Ghostface
I'll tell you what. You can choose. I'll only kill one.
Sam
What? What? Tara!
Ghostface
Who do you want to hear die?
Sam
No, please! I'm begging you! Please don't hurt them!
Ghostface
Really? You can't save your own sister? All you have to do is say, "Kill Richie".
[''Knocks Tara off her wheelchair'']
Sam
Tara! Don't hurt her! Please! Please! Please! I'm begging you!
Ghostface
Or say, "Kill Tara". And I'll make sure to hit all the organs I missed last time.
Tara
Fuck you!
Sam
I'm begging you, please don't hurt her.
Ghostface
Last chance to save one. Choose!
Sam
Why are you doing this?
Ghostface
You want to know why, Sam? Maybe it's because you're a selfish bitch who can't even make a decision to save the life of someone you love. Maybe you're too weak for this franchise.
Sam
Maybe you're right. Or maybe I'm just stalling for time, fuckhead!
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Facing Relentless Threats in Life
Sidney Prescott
I've been through this. A lot. This is your life, now, which means that whoever this is is going to keep coming for you.
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The Importance of Headshots in Survival
Dewey
Not today!
Dewey
The head.
Richie
What?
Dewey
You have to shoot them in the head, or they always come back.
Sam
Dewey! Who gives a fuck?
Dewey
I do.
Sam
No, Dewey!
Ghostface
Yes, today! It's an honor.
[''Raises both his knives, violently slicing Dewey's chest and back open. A fatally-wounded Dewey has enough time to notice that Gale was trying to call him on his phone, and he smiles, ignoring Ghostface speaking''; ''Removes the knives and kicks a now-dead Dewey to the ground'']
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A Dark Desire for Violence
Richie Kirsch
Thank God, you're okay! Because I really, really wanted to be the one to kill you.
[''Stabs Sam'']
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Blame and Accountability in Online Communities
Amber
No, no, no, no, no, no! It's not my fault, it's not my fault!
Sidney
Let me guess, the movies made you do it?
Amber
No, no, no, it was the message boards! I was radicalized!
Gale
By movie fans?
Amber
Yes, they're so mad! Please, it's not my fault! I'm just a dumb kid, I just wanted to be a part of something!
Gale
A part of something? You killed my best friend!
Amber
Yeah, and he died like a pussy. I was the last thing Dewey saw before he died! I can't believe I get to do you both! No last-minute saves this time! Your story's over! Time to pass the torch!
[''Stops cowering to taunt her''; ''Gale punches Amber, resuming the fight. Amber gets the upper hand, choking Gale'']
Gale
It's all yours, bitch! Do you wanna do the honors?
[''Headbutts Amber and kicks her against the kitchen stove, which turns on. Gale looks at Sidney'']
Sidney
This one's yours.
Amber
No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry about Dewey!
Gale
Fuck you!
Sidney
Enjoy that torch.
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