22 quotes
Contemplating Faith and Divine Absence
Myra
Do you ever worry we was wrong all those years, and there ain't no heaven and there ain't no nothing?
Hans
Of course I worry, but God loves us. I know He does. He's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes.
Myra
Sometimes I think God's gone crazy sometimes. Stuff He does, stuff He don't do.
Hans
Well, He's had a lot to contend with in His time, too, you know. Bastards killed His kid, too.
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Confronting Grief and Hallucinations in Dialogue
Hans
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace. Some gray place. I thought she'd be in Heaven, but she's sitting on a chair with a bullet in her head. I thought they'd have cleaned that kind of stuff up.
Marty
Maybe you've just eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.
Hans
Nothing to do with the hallucinogens.
Marty
But you've just seen Myra on a chair with a bullet through her head.
Hans
In some gray place.
Marty
England?
Hans
It seemed a lot worse than that.
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A Message of Love and Regret
Zachariah Rigby
When you use my story in your movie, I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. I want you to tell her that I miss her. And I love her. And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
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Animals in Movies: A Character's Perspective
Billy Bickle
You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.
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Writing as a Coping Mechanism for Pain
Billy Bickle
You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit.
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Title Change Proposal in Seven Psychopaths
Billy
That's a great fuckin psychopath, Marty!
Marty
Yeah... But it's not what I wanna really be writin about anymore.
[''sighs'']
Billy
Hey, new idea. How bout we change the title from "The Seven Psychopaths" to "The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled and Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit and Are Really Nice to Everybody and Two of Them Are Black". How bout that?
[''pauses'']
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Discussion of Torture Devices and History
Tommy
In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device – two thin metal spikes, placed here – that they adjusted, and slowly, millimeter by millimeter, pricked into the eyeballs.
Larry
You're kidding me? Those Communist motherfuckers.
Tommy
Well, no, Larry. These are the ones those Communist motherfuckers kicked out.
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Cultural Tensions and Historical Conflicts Explored
The Hooker
What's that you talkin', baby? Chinese?
Vietnamese Priest
Vietnamese. Vietnamese.
The Hooker
Oh, Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have like a big war with you guys one time?
Vietnamese Priest
Yes. It isn't over.
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Debate on Belief in Guns and Myths
Charlie
Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty
I don't believe in them.
Charlie
In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't fucking leprechauns, you dumb Mick.
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Unconventional Choices in Substance Use
Marty
You don't drink, Hans, no?
Hans
I take peyote, sometimes.
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Acknowledging a Strong Punch Between Friends
Marty
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard.
Billy
That's all right. It was a pretty good punch, for a pacifist.
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Debating the Consequences of Revenge
Hans
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." I believe that wholeheartedly.
Billy
No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left who's still got one eye? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it.
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The Importance of Dreams and Language Awareness
Hans Kieslowski
I know you said "dream sequences are for fags", but I think it could work, don't you? We all gotta dream, don't we? Not just fags. Oh, by the way, I don't think they like being called "fags" anymore. I think nowadays they prefer "homos.
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Distrust of Law Enforcement in Crisis Situation
Marty
I think we should go to the cops.
Hans
Fuck the cops! Fuck them!
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Confronting Choices in a Difficult Situation
Hans
We can't leave him.
Marty
You ain't gonna fight.
Hans
Of course I ain't gonna fight, but I ain't gonna run.
Marty
What are you gonna do, then?
Hans
I guess I'm gonna die.
Marty
Friends don't make their friends die, Hans.
Hans
Psychopathic friends do. You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting. They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think?
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Pride and Faith in the Face of Adversity
Hans Kieslowski
Have some pride in yourself, have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord, and don't tell these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing.
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A Refusal to Comply in Tense Moment
Paulo
Put your hands up!
Hans
No.
Paulo
What?
Hans
I said no.
Paulo
Why not?
Hans
Because I don't want to.
Paulo
But I've got a gun.
Hans
I don't care.
Paulo
It doesn't make any sense.
Hans
Too bad!
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Critique of Modern Christianity and Media
Billy Bickle
He's a proper Christian. You know, proper old-time Christian. Not like these Fox News fucks.
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Cultural Stereotypes and American Identity
Billy
You're fucked from birth. Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have got alcoholism.
Marty
And what have the Americans got?
Billy
Tolerance.
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Calling a Psycho-Killer for Help
Marty Faranan
This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us.
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The Value of Kidnapped Objects
Billy Bickle
It's a kidnapped dog. You don't just give back a kidnapped dog. Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping. They didn't just give Patty Hearst back, did they? No, this dog is my Patty Hearst. Except I ain't gonna keep it in a closet and make it rob a bank. No, I'm gonna hold on to it until your asshole boyfriend starts behaving like a decent human being and gives me a bunch of money.
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Perspective on Peace and Identity
Billy Bickle
Peace is for queers.
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