27 quotes
Cultural Confusion on the Streets of London
Roy O'Brannon
Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!
[in London]
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A Warning of Consequences in Friendship
Chon Wang
If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy
That's fair.
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A Reunion in New York City
Roy
Look at you!
Chon Wang
Look at you!
Roy
What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang
My share of the gold.
Roy
Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?
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Admiring Unique Job Titles in China
Roy
So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chong Wang
No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy
That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!
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Critique of a Detective's Name
Roy O'Brannon
That's a terrible name for a detective. ]?
[[Sherlock Holmes]
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Roy O'Brannon's Unique Culinary Expression
Roy O'Brannon
I call that my kung pow chicken.
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A Warning Against Underestimating Your Opponent
Roy
Guys, do whatever you want to the kid, but that's my watch you're holding.
Fagin #1
Well, there's a load of us, and only two of you, so piss off!
Roy
Easy, fellas, you lost one war this way, don't make the same mistake twice.
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Mocking Karate Skills and Reflexes
Roy O'Brannon
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!
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A Bold Compliment on Physical Appearance
Roy O'Brannon
You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!
[to Chon Lin]
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Reflections on Life and Ambition
Roy O'Brannon
I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?
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Royal Lineage and Ambitions Discussed
Roy
Woah, woah, you're like twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone
Tenth. But I'll soon be taking care of that...by process of elimination.
[annoyed]
Roy
I'm guessing by your hasty retreat that you're still twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone
TENTH!
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Creative Titles by Roy O'Brannon
Roy O'Brannon
Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?
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The Value of Patience in Problem-Solving
Chon Wang
It's a puzzle box. I don't know how to open it.
Roy
What do you mean, you don't know how to open it? You just get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says.
Chon Wang
No. I must have patience. By the time I'm able to open it, I will be ready to read the message.
Roy
Oh, come on, Confucius, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard!
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Self-Reflection in Unexpected Places
Roy O'Brannon
I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin me out.
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Roy O'Brannon's Perspective on Attraction
Roy O'Brannon
And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.
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A Reminder About Family in London
Roy
Think about your sister in London.
Chon Wang
What?
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Skepticism Towards Inventions and Investments
Roy O'Brannon
Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.
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A Question of Affection
Chong Wang
Who loves you, baby?
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A Tribute to Their Father
Chon Wang
For father.
Chon Lin
For father.
Roy
For Old Man Wang.
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Misunderstanding Between Prison and Yard
Doyle
I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
Roy
This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!
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Chong Wang's Humorous Take on Roy O'Bannon
Chong Wang
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!
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Misunderstanding a Name in Shanghai Knights
Chon Wang
Wu Chow!
Roy
Wu who?
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Operation Sweep Her Off Her Feet
Roy O'Brannon
I'm gettin ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.
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Cultural Identity and Misunderstandings in Humor
Chon Wang
I look like a fool.
Roy
What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang
But I'm Chinese.
Roy
It's the same thing.
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Discontent with the country expressed by Roy
Roy O'Brannon
Oh, this country blows.
[as it starts raining]
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Timing and Rescue in Shanghai Knights
Chon Wang
I just saved you!
Chon Lin
You were late!
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Time and Distraction in Conversation
Chon Wang
We are wasting time.
Roy
What do you think I've been doing? Sittin here and drinking expensive hooch? Boy, refill.
[to Charlie]
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