A Warning of Consequences in Friendship
Chon Wang:
If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy:
That's fair.
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A Tribute to Their Father
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Royal Lineage and Ambitions Discussed
Roy:
Woah, woah, you're like twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone: [annoyed]
Tenth. But I'll soon be taking care of that...by process of elimination.
Roy:
I'm guessing by your hasty retreat that you're still twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone:
TENTH!
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Misunderstanding a Name in Shanghai Knights
Chon Wang:
Wu Chow!
Roy:
Wu who?
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Admiring Unique Job Titles in China
Roy:
So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chong Wang:
No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy:
That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!
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Cultural Identity and Misunderstandings in Humor
Chon Wang:
I look like a fool.
Roy:
What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang:
But I'm Chinese.
Roy:
It's the same thing.
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Time and Distraction in Conversation
Chon Wang:
We are wasting time.
Roy: [to Charlie]
What do you think I've been doing? Sittin here and drinking expensive hooch? Boy, refill.
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A Reunion in New York City
Roy:
Look at you!
Chon Wang:
Look at you!
Roy:
What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang:
My share of the gold.
Roy:
Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?
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The Value of Patience in Problem-Solving
Chon Wang:
It's a puzzle box. I don't know how to open it.
Roy:
What do you mean, you don't know how to open it? You just get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says.
Chon Wang:
No. I must have patience. By the time I'm able to open it, I will be ready to read the message.
Roy:
Oh, come on, Confucius, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard!
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A Reminder About Family in London
Roy:
Think about your sister in London.
Chon Wang:
What?
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A Warning Against Underestimating Your Opponent
Roy:
Guys, do whatever you want to the kid, but that's my watch you're holding.
Fagin #1:
Well, there's a load of us, and only two of you, so piss off!
Roy:
Easy, fellas, you lost one war this way, don't make the same mistake twice.
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Timing and Rescue in Shanghai Knights
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Misunderstanding Between Prison and Yard
Doyle:
I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
Roy:
This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!
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Skepticism Towards Inventions and Investments
Roy O'Brannon:
Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.
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Reflections on Life and Ambition
Roy O'Brannon:
I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?
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Self-Reflection in Unexpected Places
Roy O'Brannon:
I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin me out.
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Roy O'Brannon's Perspective on Attraction
Roy O'Brannon:
And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.
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Mocking Karate Skills and Reflexes
Roy O'Brannon:
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!
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A Bold Compliment on Physical Appearance
Roy O'Brannon: [to Chon Lin]
You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!
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Operation Sweep Her Off Her Feet
Roy O'Brannon:
I'm gettin ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.
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Cultural Confusion on the Streets of London
Roy O'Brannon: [in London]
Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!
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Roy O'Brannon's Unique Culinary Expression
Roy O'Brannon:
I call that my kung pow chicken.
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Creative Titles by Roy O'Brannon
Roy O'Brannon:
Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?
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Critique of a Detective's Name
Roy O'Brannon: [[Sherlock Holmes]
That's a terrible name for a detective. ]?
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Discontent with the country expressed by Roy
Roy O'Brannon: [as it starts raining]
Oh, this country blows.
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Chong Wang's Humorous Take on Roy O'Bannon
Chong Wang:
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!
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A Question of Affection
Chong Wang:
Who loves you, baby?
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