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Shanghai Knights Quotes

"A Royal Kick In The Arse"

PG-13 2003 · 1h 55m
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27 quotes
Cultural Confusion on the Streets of London
Roy O'Brannon Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!
[in London]
A Warning of Consequences in Friendship
Chon Wang If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy That's fair.
A Reunion in New York City
Roy Look at you!
Chon Wang Look at you!
Roy What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang My share of the gold.
Roy Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?
Admiring Unique Job Titles in China
Roy So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chong Wang No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!
Critique of a Detective's Name
Roy O'Brannon That's a terrible name for a detective. ]?
[[Sherlock Holmes]
Roy O'Brannon's Unique Culinary Expression
Roy O'Brannon I call that my kung pow chicken.
A Warning Against Underestimating Your Opponent
Roy Guys, do whatever you want to the kid, but that's my watch you're holding.
Fagin #1 Well, there's a load of us, and only two of you, so piss off!
Roy Easy, fellas, you lost one war this way, don't make the same mistake twice.
Mocking Karate Skills and Reflexes
Roy O'Brannon Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!
A Bold Compliment on Physical Appearance
Roy O'Brannon You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!
[to Chon Lin]
Reflections on Life and Ambition
Roy O'Brannon I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?
Royal Lineage and Ambitions Discussed
Roy Woah, woah, you're like twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone Tenth. But I'll soon be taking care of that...by process of elimination.
[annoyed]
Roy I'm guessing by your hasty retreat that you're still twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone TENTH!
Creative Titles by Roy O'Brannon
Roy O'Brannon Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?
The Value of Patience in Problem-Solving
Chon Wang It's a puzzle box. I don't know how to open it.
Roy What do you mean, you don't know how to open it? You just get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says.
Chon Wang No. I must have patience. By the time I'm able to open it, I will be ready to read the message.
Roy Oh, come on, Confucius, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard!
Self-Reflection in Unexpected Places
Roy O'Brannon I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin me out.
Roy O'Brannon's Perspective on Attraction
Roy O'Brannon And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.
A Reminder About Family in London
Roy Think about your sister in London.
Chon Wang What?
Skepticism Towards Inventions and Investments
Roy O'Brannon Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.
A Question of Affection
Chong Wang Who loves you, baby?
A Tribute to Their Father
Chon Wang For father.
Chon Lin For father.
Roy For Old Man Wang.
Misunderstanding Between Prison and Yard
Doyle I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
Roy This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!
Chong Wang's Humorous Take on Roy O'Bannon
Chong Wang You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!
Misunderstanding a Name in Shanghai Knights
Chon Wang Wu Chow!
Roy Wu who?
Operation Sweep Her Off Her Feet
Roy O'Brannon I'm gettin ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.
Cultural Identity and Misunderstandings in Humor
Chon Wang I look like a fool.
Roy What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang But I'm Chinese.
Roy It's the same thing.
Discontent with the country expressed by Roy
Roy O'Brannon Oh, this country blows.
[as it starts raining]
Timing and Rescue in Shanghai Knights
Chon Wang I just saved you!
Chon Lin You were late!
Time and Distraction in Conversation
Chon Wang We are wasting time.
Roy What do you think I've been doing? Sittin here and drinking expensive hooch? Boy, refill.
[to Charlie]