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Hair Advice and Suggestions Among Friends
Mackenzie
Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
Laney
What do you have in mind?
Mackenzie
Well, I have an idea.
Laney
What kind of idea?
Mackenzie
...You'd really have to trust me.
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Understanding the Law on Stalking
Laney
Stalking is illegal in all 50 states.
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Names and References in Conversation
Zack
Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
Taylor
What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from ].
[[w:The Real World (TV series)|The Real World]
Zack
What, Reseda?
Taylor
No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!
Zack
The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.
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Searching for Taylor in a Group Conversation
Zack
Has anyone see Taylor?
Chandler
What?
Zack
You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
Dean
Kinda tall, yells at everyone?
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Conversation About Eyebrow Grooming
Mackenzie
When was the last time you tweezed?
Laney
What?
Mackenzie
I mean your eyebrows.
Laney
Never, why?
Mackenzie
Ever watch ]?
[[w:Sesame Street|Sesame Street]
Laney
Yeah.
Mackenzie
You know ]?
[[w:Bert (Sesame Street)|Bert]
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Confrontation Over Social Expectations and Interactions
Taylor
Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.
[spilling drink on Laney]
Laney
Thank you.
Taylor
Excuse me?
Laney
Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.
Taylor
Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.
Taylor
Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?
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A Request for a Humorous Moment
Zack
So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... ... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.
[Laney walks away]
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Confronting Betrayal in Relationships
Zack
This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.
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Transforming image for prom success
Zack
Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
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Questioning an Unexpected Nomination
Laney
Who the HELL would nominate me?
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Questioning Self-Worth and Objectification
Laney
Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?
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Comment on Academic Performance
Zack
All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a ].
[[w:Wonderbra|Wonderbra]
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Feeling Like a Movie Star
Laney
I feel just like Julia Roberts in ]. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
[[w:Pretty Woman|Pretty Woman]
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Misunderstood Affection in a Relationship
Brock
You didn't really think I'd leave for ] and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
[[w:Road Rules|All-Star Road Rules]
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Mixed Reactions to a New Interest
Zack
She kinda blew me off.
Mackenzie
I like her already.
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A Decision on Supersized Orders
Laney
Sir, have you reached a decision?
Man
Yes I have. Supersize my balls.
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Legacy of Prom Queens
Taylor
Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in 71, my cousin - prom queen in 82, and my sister would have been prom queen in 94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
Katie
God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.
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Opening Up: The Balance of Trust
Zack
Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
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Introduction of Jesse and Mackenzie
Jesse
I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.
Mackenzie
I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.
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Misunderstanding About Ownership and Identity
Dean
His dad owns Harrison Ford.
Laney
The actor?
Dean
No, the car dealership.
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Clear Rejection in Conversation
Dean
Is that a no?
Laney
That's a hell no.
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High School Hierarchies and Personal Identity
Mackenzie
So who's the lucky rebound skank?
Taylor
You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
Dean
One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
Girl
My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.
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Comment on social dynamics and expectations
Laney
What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
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Gas and Disrespect Explained
Brock
It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.
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Humor in Unexpected Comparisons
Laney
Screw the dolphins.
Jesse
A guy tried that last year, banned from ] for life.
[[w:SeaWorld|SeaWorld]
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Comparing Popularity and Desirability Among Peers
Dean
I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
Preston
Basically she's you, with tits.
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Witty Banter Between Taylor and Zack
Taylor
Jump up my ass Zack.
Zack
Been there, done that.
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The Last Dance and the First Choice
Zack
So, can I have the last dance?
Laney
No, you can have the first.
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Misunderstanding Between Zack and Laney
Zack
What was that?
Laney
I was busy.
Zack
Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney
I did not wig.
Zack
Oh, there was major wiggage.
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Morning Wake-Up Call and Social Commentary
Laney
Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
Simon
Give me a couple of minutes.
Laney
Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.
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