She's All That (1999) - Quotes

Mistaken Identity in Conversation

Melissa: He spoke to me!

Girl #2: He called you Connie!

Melissa: So?

Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!

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Hair Advice and Suggestions Among Friends

Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.

Laney: What do you have in mind?

Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea.

Laney: What kind of idea?

Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me.

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Misunderstanding About Ownership and Identity

Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford.

Laney: The actor?

Dean: No, the car dealership.

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Names and References in Conversation

Zack: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?

Taylor: [[w:The Real World (TV series)|The Real World] What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from ].

Zack: What, Reseda?

Taylor: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!

Zack: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

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A Decision on Supersized Orders

Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision?

Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.

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Searching for Taylor in a Group Conversation

Zack: Has anyone see Taylor?

Chandler: What?

Zack: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.

Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

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The Last Dance and the First Choice

Zack: So, can I have the last dance?

Laney: No, you can have the first.

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Witty Banter Between Taylor and Zack

Taylor: Jump up my ass Zack.

Zack: Been there, done that.

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Introduction of Jesse and Mackenzie

Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.

Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.

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Legacy of Prom Queens

Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in 71, my cousin - prom queen in 82, and my sister would have been prom queen in 94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?

Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.

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Humor in Unexpected Comparisons

Laney: Screw the dolphins.

Jesse: [[w:SeaWorld|SeaWorld] A guy tried that last year, banned from ] for life.

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Conversation About Eyebrow Grooming

Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed?

Laney: What?

Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows.

Laney: Never, why?

Mackenzie: [[w:Sesame Street|Sesame Street] Ever watch ]?

Laney: Yeah.

Mackenzie: [[w:Bert (Sesame Street)|Bert] You know ]?

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Morning Wake-Up Call and Social Commentary

Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon: Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

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Confrontation Over Social Expectations and Interactions

Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.

Laney: Thank you.

Taylor: Excuse me?

Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.

Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.

Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

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Misunderstanding Between Zack and Laney

Zack: What was that?

Laney: I was busy.

Zack: Yeah, busy wiggin'.

Laney: I did not wig.

Zack: Oh, there was major wiggage.

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Clear Rejection in Conversation

Dean: Is that a no?

Laney: That's a hell no.

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Comparing Popularity and Desirability Among Peers

Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.

Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.

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Mixed Reactions to a New Interest

Zack: She kinda blew me off.

Mackenzie: I like her already.

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High School Hierarchies and Personal Identity

Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?

Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.

Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.