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Driving with Determination and Curiosity
Swifty
That's it, Brewster! Drive it till you hear glass and smell shit!
Brewster Baker
What'd you say, mister?
Swifty
I said where we going, sir?'.
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A Tense Exchange of Names and Insults
Brewster Baker
You watch your mouth, Shiftey!
Swifty
It's Swifty! SWIFTY, you toad sucker!
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Authority and Desire in a Tense Moment
Sheriff
Not this time, boy. I'm in charge of my charges.
Brewster Baker
I want those kids, Sheriff.
Sheriff
I just bet you do.
T.V. Commentator
On my way to Baker's car. Be there in a minute.
[running to pit road, with microphone in hand and camera crew in tow]
Sheriff
Well, I got an arrest warrant from the state of Texas, and extradition papers from the state of Georgia.
T.V. Commentator
Pardon me, officer. Brewster, what made you take that wrong turn?
Brewster Baker
Chris, I don't think I took a wrong turn. I'll tell ya, this sheriff here is from the same hometown as my six pack, and he's driven all the way from Texas to arrest these six hardened criminals.
T.V. Commentator
How bout a comment, Sheriff?
Sheriff
I'm a Texas law officer. I don't have to talk in front of no damn camera.
Brewster Baker
Ask one of the kids. They'll tell you what's going on.
[to Chris]
T.V. Commentator
That sounds like a great story. How bout some comments, Sheriff?
Sheriff
Look, can't we talk about this in private somewhere?
[talking softly to Brewster]
Brewster Baker
Well, there's no need to do that Sheriff. We are on network TV, but there's a good chance that the Governor of Texas, and the good people who elected you to office, are watching. Now's your chance to explain to them why you came here to arrest these six little kids.
Sheriff
Well, we didn't come here to arrest them, exactly.
Otis
Can I say howdy to the folks back home?
Sheriff
Shut up Otis!
Brewster Baker
What did you come for?
Sheriff
We came to... check on em. Yeah.
Brewster Baker
To check on em?
Sheriff
Yeah. See, these children are orphans, and we have to make sure they have proper supervision. Well, I can see they're getting that. So I am very proud to report to the good people of the great State of Texas that these children are in the capable hands of... Mr. Brewster Baker.
[to Chris; looking into camera, tipping his cowboy hat; mumbling]
Little Harry
No shit Dick Tracy.
[with Brewster holding him in his arms, flips down the Sheriff's hat]
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Urgent Call for Immediate Action
Sheriff
Get your asses out here on the double!
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Tensions Rise Among Friends in Conflict
Swifty
Kick his ass, Brewster! Don't take that shit from this fungus faced toad sucker!
Terk
I'd tell that little punk that he shouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you.
[to Brewster]
Brewster Baker
He's right, Swifty. Be polite, Mr. Logan. He's a very sensitive man.
Brewster Baker
On second thought, I got a good mind to turn this little kid loose and let him just wipe your ass, Terk!
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Lost Potential and Betrayal in Relationships
Swifty
You no good, rotten, washed up, fork tongue, black hearted, double dealing, backstabbing, alci bum! We could've been great together.
[as Brewster drives off]
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Reviving a Racing Career with Unexpected Help
Taglines
Kenny Rogers is Brewster Baker. His racing career was going in reverse, until six car-crazy kids joined his pit crew and put him back on the track.
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