Race Against Time Continues for the Trio
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It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!
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The Bandit's Return: Bigger and Better
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The Bandit is back and better than ever!
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Pursuit Dynamics Between Bandit and Justice
Buford T. Justice: [over Bandit's CB radio, just after the showdown in the desert]
You ain't getting away from me Bandit, I'm still in hot pursuit!
Bandit: [cuts to Justice's car, which is revealed to be a barely driveable wreck that has been bent in half with no roof]
I copy that Buford....but from what I hear your pursuit ain't that hot!
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Mysterious Incident Involves Elephants and Confusion
Bandit: [finding out Charlotte's pregnant]
Who did it?
Cledus Snow:
Don't look at me.
Doc:
Probably another elephant.
Bandit:
I know that, when did it happen?
Doc:
Long time ago.
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A Warning About an Unusual Stork
Cledus Snow:
Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.
Doc:
For what?
Cledus Snow: [laughing]
For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!
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Confrontation at the Fairground
Fairground Owner:
Sir! I'm the owner of this, of, of... of this mess.
Buford T. Justice:
What are you tryin to tell me? I'm in hot pursuit.
Fairground Owner:
I would like to say just... one thing... We're closed!
Buford T. Justice:
Get in the car, Junior. We're surrounded by a mental case.
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Consequences of Associating with Bad Company
Junior:
You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.
Buford T. Justice:
Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
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Urgency in a Busy Moment
Junior:
Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
Buford T. Justice:
Swallow it. I'm busy!
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Misunderstanding Over a Piece in Hand
Buford T. Justice: [leaning against his car with his gun pointed at Bandit]
Well as you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
Bandit:
You've got your WHAT in your hand?
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A Conversation About Gun Preparedness
Buford T. Justice:
Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior:
When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.
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A Father's Warning to His Son
Junior:
You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
Buford T. Justice:
Why don't YOU move down here?
Junior:
Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin home, that's a promise.
Buford T. Justice:
Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo daddy like that again!
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Unexpected Comparisons in Family Conversations
Junior:
Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator.
Buford T. Justice:
That reminds me; I gotta call yo mama tonight.
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Cledus Shows Compassion Beyond Himself
Carrie:
Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself.
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The Ultimate Game of Chicken Begins
Cledus Snow: [twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars]
Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!
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Amazement at Junior's Simple Accomplishments
Buford T. Justice:
Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.
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A Warning Against Future Embarrassment
Buford T. Justice:
Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.
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