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Sonic's Confusion About Time and Speed
Sonic the Hedgehog
Gotta go fast! Where am I? What year is it? Is ] president?
[after being revived by some smelling salts; goes around the kitchen at a super fast speed before settling down; [w:Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]
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Dr. Robotnik Analyzes an Unidentified Creature
Dr. Robotnik
What is extraordinary is I have determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer cannot find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom. This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot. This guy... is something else... entirely.
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Authority and Disagreement in Leadership
Dr. Robotnik
Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington
Yes, I am.
Robotnik
Nope!
Bennington
My–
Robotnik
Wrong!
Bennington
Name–
Robotnik
I'm in charge!
Bennington
Is Major—
[getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions]
Robotnik
Me!
Bennington
Ben–
Robotnik
I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?
[whispers; makes zipping noise]
Agent Stone
The doctor thinks you're basic.
Robotnik
I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. Is he still looking at me funny?
[glances back]
Stone
Yes, he is.
Robotnik
Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.
Stone
If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–
Bennington
I'm not deaf!
Robotnik
And tell him his men report to me now, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah!
Bennington
Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–
Robotnik
I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?
Bennington
Benning–
Robotnik
Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished ] yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah, my babies! Look what came out of my egg sac! You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming! They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water! And you do what you're told: stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss, and watch my machines do your job. Can you feel it, Stone?
[[w:Charlotte's Web (2006 film)|Charlotte's Web; as his egg-shaped drones emerge; chuckles; to Bennington; Bennington steps away with a bitter look]
Stone
I can feel it, Doctor.
Robotnik
It's evolution, Stone! It's evolution!
[sending commands to his drones]
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Unexpected Surprises in Unlikely Places
Sonic the Hedgehog
I think that tank just had a baby.
[sees a smaller vehicle come out of Robotnik's disabled vehicle]
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Sonic's Unexpected Survival and Dance Celebration
Sonic
Sonic, one! Big tank, zero! I'm sorry, did we get that on camera?
Tom
How are you not dead?
Sonic
I have no idea! Do you see me dancing?
Tom
Yes, I saw you dance.
Sonic
Is that all you got?
[To the camera on the disabled vehicle]
Robotnik
No, but thank you for asking.
[a smaller vehicle deploys from the initial destroyed vehicle]
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Defending Friendship and Home Against Adversity
Robotnik
I don't mean to be indelicate here, but somebody should get some ice, to keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here!
Tom
That "little alien" knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home and he was my friend.
Tom
He's all yours. Everyone, get back!
[to Sonic, referring to Robotnik; he and Maddie run to join the rest of the townspeople]
Sonic
I think you have something that belongs to me! ' This is my power, I'm not using it to run away anymore. I'm using it to protect my friends!
[to Robotnik; uses his electric powers to absorb the energy from the stolen quill Robotnik is using to power his hovercraft, facing down Robotnik]
Robotnik
Ugh! Now you've done it!
Sonic
Guess what, Eggman? I'm not leaving Earth. You are! Donut Lord?
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Understanding Friendship Through a Unique Perspective
Tom Wachowski
That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
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Desire for a break expressed dramatically
Dr. Robotnik
OHHHH! GIVE ME A BIG! FAT! BREAK!!
[As Sonic keeps defeating and destroying his robots]
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Tails Discovers Potential Location of Sonic
Tails
If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late.
[his tail splits into two, and he leaps off, but his two tails spin like a helicopter's top propeller, and he zooms toward Green Hills]
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Doctor Robotnik's Dismissive Remarks to Tom
Tom Wachowski
Mr...?
Robotnik
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me "Rob".
Tom Wachowski
Look, uh... Doctor "Robot-skis", um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me! You can ask anyone in town. Everyone knows me.
Robotnik
I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merls and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Bet you go way back to the days of tipping cows and playin in a jug band! And maybe someday, you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle, but the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do before I was a toddler! I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula!
[contemptuous; mimes blowing on a bottle and slapping his knee]
Tom Wachowski
I was breastfed, actually.
Robotnik
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
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Sonic Reveals His Identity and Trouble
Tom
Okay, pal, you need to start talking right now. Who are you. What are you?
Sonic
I'm a hedgehog. I feel like it's obvious. And I'm in big trouble.
Tom
Oh, you're in big trouble?
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Talking Character Observations in Sonic the Hedgehog
Maddie
It talks.
[regarding Sonic]
Tom
Almost constantly.
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Robotnik's Flight Suit and Clam Chowder Encounter
Robotnik
Hello Mr. Wachowski, welcome to San Francisco, I'm Dr. Eggman, I can't believe you, sir, have just been enjoying the clam chowder.
[facing Sonic, Tom and Maddie with his hovercraft and drones at the Transamerica Pyramid]
Tom
It's the government whack-job who keeps trying to kill us, unsuccessfully! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.
Maddie
What are you wearing, sir?
Robotnik
It's a flight suit! Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag!
Tom
Yeah, and yet you still are one.
Robotnik
Ooh, good one! You are catching fire, Thomas! Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken on a lover. Does she have a name, or should we just call her "collateral damage"?
Tom
Hey, watch your mouth unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier! I punched him in the face.
[to Maddie]
Sonic
Oh, you punched him right in the face, man, it was awesome!
Robotnik
The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!
Sonic
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, ], but let's face it: You'll never catch me.
[[Sonic Boom (TV series)#Mr. Eggman|Mr. Eggman]
Robotnik
Confidence: a fool's substitute for intelligence.
[his drones power up, their weapons pointed at Sonic, Tom, and Maddie]
Sonic
That's not good.
Tom
Uh, Sonic, I know you've got the super-speed and everything, but Maddie and I?
Sonic
Totally defenseless, probably going to get blown up?
Maddie
Pretty much, yeah.
Sonic
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
Robotnik
I was not expecting that, but I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.
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A Unique Latte Request in Conversation
Stone
I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
Robotnik
What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!!!!!!
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Reflecting on Extra Chances in Life
Sonic the Hedgehog
Ugh, I think I had a bonus life.
[unrolls from a ball which he'd turned into and disabled Robotnik's vehicle; groans]
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SFPD Background Check Compliance Statement
Tom Wachowski
SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air!
['''Sonic''': Uh, meow?]
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Sonic Introduces His Livestream Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream! Today, we're destroying robots. Step One...
[plants one of Robotnik's electromagnetic mines on his robot vehicle, causing it to malfunction]
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Uncertainty in Communication
Tom
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Questioning the Use of Taxpayer Money
Dr. Robotnik
Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
[unveiling his robot vehicle(s) held inside one another]
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Dispute Over Turns Among Children
Boy
It's my turn!
Girl
You just had one! It's mine!
Man
Hey! Stop fighting, or I'm taking that thing away!
Girl
Yeah, right, Dad.
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Unexpected Encounters in a Fast-Paced World
Sonic
Coming through!
[pursued into Paris by Robotnik]
Mime artist
Sacre bleu!
[ducks under Robotnik's hovercraft]
Robotnik
Excusez-moi, monsieur!
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Unexpected Consequences of an Unplanned Journey
Sonic
So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A: I have no idea where I'm going. B: Saltwater stings. C: I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!
[runs west, and after a couple of seconds, comes back, wet, with seaweed on him, and a fish on his head]
Tom
I know.
Sonic
YOU SHOT ME!
[gasps]
Tom
I heard you the first time, you don't have to... pile it on. Good grief.
Sonic
] And clearly, I'm not going to be able to do this on my own!
[[Dumb and Dumber|I am ''wet,'' I am ''cold,'' there's a ''fish on my head!'']
Tom
Alright, get in the truck.
[looks at Sonic, the fish slowly sliding off his head]
Sonic
Really? You're gonna help me?
[shakes the water and seaweed off of him, causing his fur to poof up]
Tom
I guess it's a little bit of my fault that all of this is happening to you.
Sonic
Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault.
Tom
Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming?
Sonic
Yes. Road trip! Wahoo!
[shakes his body again, straightening his fur, goes back in Tom's truck]
Tom
What am I thinking?
[sighs]
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