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A Player's Boundaries in Relationships
Blind Man
I'm a player, but I don't play that way!
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Flight Cancellation and Alternative Arrangement Offered
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent
OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled.
Barbara
Oh, for the love of...
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent
But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. Would you be interested in flying another airline?
[in background]
Mr. Hunkee
No problem.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent
OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you.
Mr. Hunkee
Thank you.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent
Good luck!
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Teenage Party Confessions and Parental Concerns
Heather Hunkee
Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17 and then I'll be 18. Then I can party and have sex.
Mr. Hunkee
Sex?! No, no.
Heather Hunkee
Yeah, sex. Missionary, doggie-style, rocking the baby, getting tea-bagged, playing the trombone while I'm tossing a salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Getting a pearl necklace, riding the bologna pony... sucking--
Mr. Hunkee
That's enough!
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Excitement and Dance on a Plane
Middle Eastern Passenger
This is the bomb! What...? Let's dance!
[everything goes silent]
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Confronting Fear of Heights in Aviation
Riggs
Captain, what is wrong with you?
Captain
I'm afraid of heights.
Riggs and Gaeman
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?!
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Unexpected Altitude Announcement by Captain Mack
Captain Mack
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin higher than Redman at the Source Awards!
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Celebrating a Milestone and Preparing for Release
Mr. Hunkee
Alright, congratulations everybody! You guys have been ]! There's cameras everywhere, right son?
[[w:Punk'd|punk'd]
Billy Hunkee
We'll be back in like five minutes with the release forms! Come on!
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Unexpected Airport Encounter
Billy Hunkee
Oh shoot!
Barbara
Terminal Malcolm X?
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Gravity's Inevitability in Life and Flight
Taglines
What goes up, must get down.
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Captain Mack's Perspective on Exciting Experiences
Captain Mack
This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve.
[looking into the cockpit]
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A Bold Assertion About Masculinity
Blanca
: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.
[in Spanish, to Muggsy]
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Captain Mack Welcomes Passengers Aboard Soul Plane
Captain Mack
Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin them switches and gettin this bitch pumpin and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight.
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Mixing Ingredients for Bubbly Drink
Flame
Now, how much ] to ] do you mix to get bubbly? Probably half and half.
[[:w:Colt 45 (malt liquor)|Colt 45; [:w:Sierra Mist|Sierra Mist]
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Discussion on Available Drinks
Blanca
Ain't no drink down there.
[after catching Method Man staring at her chest]
Muggsy
There isn't.
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First Airline with Soul Announced
Taglines
Announcing the arrival of the first airline with soul.
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Captain's Fate Declared by Flame
Flame
I'll handle this. THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!
[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear; screams]
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Struggles with Finding Large Tires
Nashawn
You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!
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Flight Instructions and Disobedience
Gaeman
Please, man, I...
Captain Mack
What part of "You ain't flying this plane" don't you understand? Sit back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!
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Celebration Announcement from Nashawn
Nashawn
Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!
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Cockpit Preparations and Excitement in Flight
Captain Mack
Hey, yo Game, why don't you go secure the cockpit, homie.
Gaeman
Yes, right away. This motherfucker is locked.
[locks the cockpit door]
Captain Mack
Fred G. Sanford, my n*****, and the "G" is for going places, can you dig it? Now we ready to roll. Oh nerves got switches in this, huh? Mmm yum, and they work! Oh this is hot yo! Yeah!
[picks up a bobble head doll; shakes bobble head, making it nod its head; the plane starts up and backs up; hits a switch; camera cuts to some surprised passengers; plane bounces around]
Gaeman
Oh my gosh!
[plane continues bouncing]
Captain Mack
Bounce with me! This has hooked up!
Gaeman
Like an elephant!
Captain Mack
Yeah! ]
[[w:Ignition (Remix)|Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!]
Gaeman
Hey, I have the perfect music for this! Yes I have it right here. Huh what what... huh what what-
[puts a CD in the stereo]
Captain Mack
Hey man, hold on man, hold on.
[interrupts Gaeman]
Gaeman
Like an elephant! Ha ha!
Captain Mack
Naw man, you got to turn that bullsh*t off, man. Can't be ridin to that bullsh*t, man.
Gaeman
Don't you insult my music.
Captain
Ride ya some gangsta sh*t, pop that in man. Captain don't want to hear that Zimbabwe-ah-wa-wa-wa sh*t.
Gaeman
It's not sh*t.
[takes out his CD, puts in Mack's CD]
Captain Mack
Whatever, get it out of here. I'm the captain of this motherf*cking sh*t.
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Willingness to Participate in Cock Fight
Flame
Cock fight? I'm in.
[After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes]
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Request for Business Class Upgrade
Nashawn
I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class.
[after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino]
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Air Travel and Celebration Combined
Taglines
We Fly, We Party, We Land
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Critique of Tastelessness in Soul Plane
Quotes about Soul Plane
Viewers have a chance to take a crash course in tastelessness by watching another piece of nouveau blaxploitation, where black people decked out in their bling-bling sing and dance to raunchy hip-hop music and eat fried chicken while sipping Alize. An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up "Soul Plane.
[...]
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Reflections on the Soul Plane Experience
Quotes about Soul Plane
* Sara Gebhardt, , Washington Post, 28 May 2004, page WE33
[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A60384-2004May27.html "'Soul Plane': Crash And Burn"]
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The Party Never Stops
Taglines
The party is nonstop
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