Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) - Quotes

Eugene "Flash" Thompson: ['''Betty Brant:''' Who is that guy?; '''Brad Davis:''' He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.; '''MJ:''' What is it with you and Spider-Man?; To Peter] He's alright. He's no Spider-Man. What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. Sup, dickwad? Thought you drowned.

Quentin Beck / Mysterio: [Last words] You'll see, Peter. People, they need to believe. And nowadays... they'll believe anything.

Quentin Beck / Mysterio: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. But for what it's worth, Peter– I really am sorry.

Quentin Beck / Mysterio: [Gets shot in the back by Fury] I don't think you know what's real, Peter. You need to wake up! I mean, look at yourself. You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in! I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth! If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. Deep down, you know I'm right. You made your choice, and all you had to do was step aside. And now you have–

Quentin Beck / Mysterio: [learning that one of his drones is missing a projector; his drones take aim at his crew] That projector is evidence! It's going to tell people what we're doing and how we're doing it. I am trying to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? Right?!

Quentin Beck / Mysterio: There is a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers with your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I've got a cape and lasers. With our technology, and with E.D.I.T.H., Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! And then everyone will listen! Not to a boozy manchild! Not to a hormonal teenager! To me! And to my very wealthy crew.

May Parker: Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up.

May Parker: [Throws a banana at Peter which hits him in the face; '''Peter Parker:''' Please do not start calling it my "Peter-Tingle".] Hungry? Oh, so sorry. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.

Roger Harrington: Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything. Well, the funeral was real. Cause we thought she was really dead.

Ned Leeds: I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die!

Ned Leeds: [To MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition.

Julius Dell: We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages.

Harold "Happy" Hogan: [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! We're sharing, right?

Harold "Happy" Hogan: ['''Flash Thompson:''' You work for Spider-Man?; The jet suddenly explodes] I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! New plan!

Harold "Happy" Hogan: You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.

Soren / "Maria Hill: The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it.

Michelle "MJ" Jones: ['''Ned & Betty:''' MJ!; '''Happy Hogan:''' Stop it!] IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!

Michelle "MJ" Jones: ['''Peter Parker:''' What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. Well, then, you're Spider-Man.

Michelle "MJ" Jones: ['''Peter Parker:''' MJ, I–; '''Peter Parker:''' What?] –Am Spider-Man." That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man.

Talos: ['''Peter Parker:''' Mr. Fury, I–; [Avengers: Infinity War|He made you an Avenger.] You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. I'd love to have you in Berlin, too, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. ] I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong– was he? The choice is yours.

Talos: [[Henry IV, Part 2|Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown; [Star Wars] ]. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a ] reference.

Talos: I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls.

Talos: [After shooting Ned in the neck with a tranquilizer gun] You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.

Nick Fury: [Last lines] Everybody back to work! Who's got my shoes?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: I've kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: You can't trick me anymore.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man: The world needs the next Iron Man.