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A Cemetery Tale and Unexpected Adventures
Louise
So, this time in ], ], so I'm walking through the cemetery and they're digging up corpses, and the corpses would move from escaping gases and whatnot. And so they're, like, staking... dead people, calling them vampires. Nerve-wracking. So I left there. I'm in ] and ]. One colonial guy said I was aging well. No joke, I was on the first ship back to England. So, then I'm in France and they were, like, ] for having a moody day. So I catch a train to Germany in ], and, I mean, we all know what happened there, right?
[[w:Prussi|Prussia; [w:1760s|1760-something; [w:New World|the New World; [w:Witch-hunt|women were hung for being witches for, like, a lot less than my quirks; [w:Death by burning|burning women at the stake; [w:1930s|the 1930s]
Evan
Hey, Louise? Do you want to show me... what's your favorite museum here? We should go check it out.
Louise
Oh, okay.
Evan
Can we get some pizza first?
Louise
Of course, yeah.
Evạṇ
Really pouring on the melodrama in this one. You look so different.
[''Observing painting'']
Louise
Oh, yeah, my boyfriend before was a very unattractive ]. How many men are you a mix of?
[[w:Ottoman Empịre|Ottomạṇ]
Evan
You don't want to know.
Louise
I don't? Are you jealous, Evan?
Evan
No, but if every... you're 2,000 years old... ịf every 20 years...
Louise
Do you have a problem with how many men I slept with and my age?
Evan
Okay, just in ] in the book I gave you.
[[w:fresco|the fresco]
Louise
None. I'm actually 22 years old in that painting.
Evan
You're a virgin in that painting?
Louise
Yes. Does that make you happy?
Evan
So, you really hated being martyred, huh?
Louise
I was just a peasant posing for the scene. After ], I think I was just happy I wasn't scrubbing bodily fluids.
[[w:Black Plague|the Black Plague]
Evan
I have just one question. Who the fuck is this guy?
Louise
Where do you think I got these fingers from?
Evan
You're still really pretty as ]. Look at... look at this guy. He's like... "Stop! Stop hitting me!
[[w:Ottoman empire|an Ottoman peasant]
Louise
I wanted to show you something even older than me.
Evan
I saw this on ]. It was ] during ].
[[w:The Learning Channel|The Learning Channel; [w:bomb shelter|a bomb shelter; [w:World War II|World War II]
Louise
Yeah, mention World War II and every American becomes a historian.
Evan
Oh, do they? Well, we watch movies. Lots of them. So, um, what happens when... when this goes down?
Louise
This body dies and the cells recreate a new one.
Evan
And what if you use your adult cells?
Louise
Then... then I'd look exactly the same, just pregnant, and that would be horrifying.
Evan
How much time do you have left?
Louise
Until ]. Sunrise, probably.
[[w:equinox|the equinox]
Evan
Your body knows when winter ends?
Louise
When I was little, time was measured differently, so all that bullshit with sun god and whatever, it never...
Evan
Cool, well, if you stay with me... I'll give something up, too. Smoking. We'll both end up like these guys.
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Connection Overcomes Loneliness
Evan
You never got lonely?
Louise
Not since I met you.
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Frustration over communication in a relationship
Louise
So we're sleeping together and I'm, like, making you meals, but you can't tell me anything?
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Fear of Death and Loss
Louise
I don't want to die and I don't want to watch anyone die.
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Appreciating Health Through Illness
Evan
When you're sick it makes you feel lucky for all the times that you were healthy.
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The Simplicity of Isolating Genes in Genetics
Louise
I'm studying evolutionary genetics. It's easier to isolate genes in a homogeneous population.
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Embracing the Beauty of Life's Moments
Evan
Sunrises and sunsets. Some things are just beautiful no matter what. And a constant reminder that you only get so many, so you gotta fuckin enjoy them.
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Exploring Love and Bad Luck Over Time
Evan
So you've never been in love before?
Louise
I guess not.
Evan
Not in thousands of years?
Louise
I am not a sociopath, okay? I just have really bad luck.
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Finding Joy in Simple Pleasures
Evan
Some pizza and a bottle of wine with the right person - that can make the shittiest day better.
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Attraction and Caution in Relationships
Evan
I'd still like to grab coffee or something, sometime. Because I think you're the most attractive person I've ever seen. But that doesn't outweigh that you might be a mental patient and I gotta make sure that you're the kind of crazy I can deal with.
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Exploring Self-Discovery and Inner Complexity
Louise
I understand about half of myself.
Evan
Then you're half magic.
Louise
I'm half undiscovered science, bunch of confusing biochemistry, and some crazy hormones.
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Questioning Supernatural Creatures and Their Existence
Evan
Vampire, werewolf, zombie, witch or alien?
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Questioning Identity and Authenticity in Conversation
Evan
You don't sound Italian, are you really from around here?
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