Spy (2015) - Quotes

Empowerment Through Action and Adventure

Taglines: She's finally getting some action.

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A Spy Among Us

Taglines: One of the guys. One of the spies.

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A Toast to Unlikely Friendships

Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me.

Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.

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Misunderstanding a Restaurant's Name

Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie.

Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.

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Suspicion Over Drink Contamination

Susan Cooper: Oh my God! Somebody just put something in her drink!

Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? Is it poison?

Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.

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Unusual Events in Everyday Life

Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time.

Woman: It's never happened before.

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Questioning Readiness for Dangerous Situations

Rick Ford: [[parachute; [Cirque du Soleil] You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a ] and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking ] show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin arm.

Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically…

Rick Ford: [[Barack Obama] During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as ].

Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.

Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire.

Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.

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Bravery and Sacrifice in Espionage

Patrick: And may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.

Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.

Patrick: Let's see.

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Unexpected Sidekick Choices in Spy Missions

Rick Ford: What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?

Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.

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Misunderstandings about Pets and Cleaning Habits

Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box?

Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.

Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?

Susan Cooper: I don't know.

Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.

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A Playful Exchange Between Two Characters

Bradley Fine: I could kiss you!

Susan Cooper: [chuckles] Oh. Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.

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An Unusual Inquiry About Hemorrhoids

Rayna Boyanov: Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?

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Colorful Comment on Appearance

Rayna Boyanov: Looks like you ate a box of crayons.

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Reality and Illusion in Unexpected Moments

Rayna Boyanov: It was all a dream. Just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.

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Immune to Poison: A Unique Claim

Rick Ford: Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.

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Infinite You

Rick Ford: You—times infinity.

Embracing Challenges and Defying Limits

Rick Ford: [[piano] Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up ] at a late age.

Secrets and Machines in Espionage

Rick Ford: [[Face/Off] And I know there's a fucking ] machine! You're jus keeping it secret from me.

A Vow Remembered in Espionage

Rick Ford: I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.

Confusion Over Pain Relief Choices

Susan Cooper: Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…

Introducing Penny: A Unique Identity

Susan Cooper: I'm Penny, like the penny.

Reflections on Loneliness and Unconventional Choices

Susan Cooper: Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is that even legal? Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man.