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Embracing Danger for Excitement and Fun
Taglines
Who Says A Little Danger Can't Be A Lot Of Fun?
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Confrontation on Physical Boundaries
Richard Stick Montgomery
Don't you *ever* hit me.
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The Duality of Love and Self-Perception
Richard Stick Montgomery
Isn't love great, Chris? One minute you're a god, the next minute you're a scum-suckin pig.
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Just Enough for Gas Money
Richard Stick Montgomery
What've we got?
Caylor Reese
$273.
Richard Stick Montgomery
All right. That's plenty, man. That's all we need. All we need is gas money.
Caylor Reese
Yeah. But it's hardly worth rubbing people out for.
Richard Stick Montgomery
What?
[''defensive'']
Caylor Reese
Nothing.
[''doesn't want to try to explain'']
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Professional Boundaries in the Workplace
Bill Reimers
But I would appreciate it if you would not act like a walking hard-on while we're working together.
Chris Lecce
Succinctly put.
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Passion for Duty and Service
Bill Reimers
To protect and to serve.
Chris Lecce
Ooo, I love my job, I love it so much!
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Weight Revelation Sparks Disgust Among Officers
Bill Reimers
And, the moment we've all been waiting for... 313 pounds.
Chris Lecce
313 pounds? Let me see that.
Bill Reimers
I would imagine that's fully clothed.
Chris Lecce
Oh my God, she could be the house! This is disgusting! I hate this job!
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Heartbreak and Betrayal in Relationships
Richard Stick Montgomery
You broke my heart.
[''to Maria'']
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Confrontation Over Personal Boundaries
Richard Stick Montgomery
What did I tell you about screwing around with my books?
Billy Steeks
I didn't touch fag rags, you understand!
[''raising his voice'']
Richard Stick Montgomery
Who else touched with them? It's only you and me in here.
Billy Steeks
Piss off!
Richard Stick Montgomery
Don't fucking tell me to piss off.
Billy Steeks
I just did, asshole.
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The Burden of Necessary Work
Taglines
It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it!
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Donut Delay During a Stakeout
Chris Lecce
I'll be about a half hour.
Bill Reimers
Where are my donuts, you prick?
Chris Lecce
Maybe more.
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