Misfortune and Beer: The McKenzie Brothers
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The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune.
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Something Humorous is Brewing at Elsinore Castle
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Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle...
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Tech Troubles and Brotherly Banter
Doug McKenzie:
Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob McKenzie:
Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...
Doug McKenzie:
Let me try, I'm a genius.
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Encounter with a Fleshy-Headed Mutant
Bob McKenzie:
Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
Doug McKenzie:
No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit]
Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.
Doug McKenzie:
Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.
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The Challenge of Credibility in Court
Claude Elsinore:
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge:
For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding.
Claude Elsinore:
Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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Unexpected Marriage Announcement in Courtroom
Bob McKenzie: [in court, after being sworn in]
I do.
Doug McKenzie:
I do.
Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married, clerk.
Doug McKenzie:
Oh.
Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge:
Order, Order!
Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
Bob McKenzie:
He's startin to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
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A Conversation on Crime and Choices
Doug McKenzie: [to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell]
Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin it. We's just waitin'.
Bald con:
Youse guys like a smoke?
Doug McKenzie: [scoffs]
No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway. Lawyers are for sucks.
Bailiff:
Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.
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Vacationing During the War: A Unique Perspective
Doug McKenzie: [directing Bob]
Psst, act! Act!
Bob McKenzie: [voice-over]
Lucky for me, I'd been off planet - on vacation at the time of the war, eh. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
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A Humorous Twist on Jedi References
Doug McKenzie:
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie:
He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
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Unexpected Efficiency Leads to Job Offer
Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it]
It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me.
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Confrontational Threat in Strange Brew
Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!
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Importance of Following Maintenance Guidelines
Doug McKenzie:
See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?
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The Force and Its Unexpected Influence
Doug McKenzie:
The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers.
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A Comical Take on Awkward Romance
Doug McKenzie: [to Pam]
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
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Desperate Urgency for Relief
Doug McKenzie:
I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it.
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Unexpected Discovery in a Beer Bottle
Doug McKenzie:
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
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Request for Compensation Over Beer Contamination
Doug McKenzie:
Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case.
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A Self-Proclaimed Genius's Confidence
Doug McKenzie:
Let me try, I'm a genius.
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A Humorous Call to Action
Doug McKenzie:
Take off, you hoser.
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Penalty for Elbowing in Hockey
Bob McKenzie:
Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!
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Free Beer and Sausages Await You
Bob McKenzie: [to their dog]
Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
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Humorous Reflection on Filming and Beer
Bob McKenzie:
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
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Reflections on Loss and Disappointment
Bob McKenzie: [to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer]
My brother and I used to say that drownin in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!
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