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Vacationing During the War: A Unique Perspective
Doug McKenzie
Psst, act! Act!
[directing Bob]
Bob McKenzie
Lucky for me, I'd been off planet - on vacation at the time of the war, eh. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
[voice-over]
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Something Humorous is Brewing at Elsinore Castle
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Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle...
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Encounter with a Fleshy-Headed Mutant
Bob McKenzie
Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
Doug McKenzie
No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
Bob McKenzie
Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.
[into a comm unit]
Doug McKenzie
Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.
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Reflections on Loss and Disappointment
Bob McKenzie
My brother and I used to say that drownin in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!
[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer]
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A Comical Take on Awkward Romance
Doug McKenzie
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
[to Pam]
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Penalty for Elbowing in Hockey
Bob McKenzie
Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!
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Importance of Following Maintenance Guidelines
Doug McKenzie
See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?
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The Challenge of Credibility in Court
Claude Elsinore
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge
For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding.
Claude Elsinore
Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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Confrontational Threat in Strange Brew
Doug McKenzie
Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!
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Unexpected Discovery in a Beer Bottle
Doug McKenzie
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
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Desperate Urgency for Relief
Doug McKenzie
I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it.
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Unexpected Marriage Announcement in Courtroom
Bob McKenzie
I do.
[in court, after being sworn in]
Doug McKenzie
I do.
Bob McKenzie
I guess we're married, clerk.
Doug McKenzie
Oh.
Bob McKenzie
Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge
Order, Order!
Bob McKenzie
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Doug McKenzie
Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
Bob McKenzie
He's startin to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
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A Humorous Twist on Jedi References
Doug McKenzie
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie
He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
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The Force and Its Unexpected Influence
Doug McKenzie
The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers.
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A Conversation on Crime and Choices
Doug McKenzie
Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin it. We's just waitin'.
[to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell]
Bald con
Youse guys like a smoke?
Doug McKenzie
No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway. Lawyers are for sucks.
[scoffs]
Bailiff
Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.
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A Humorous Call to Action
Doug McKenzie
Take off, you hoser.
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Unexpected Efficiency Leads to Job Offer
Fire Chief
It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me.
[after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it]
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Tech Troubles and Brotherly Banter
Doug McKenzie
Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob McKenzie
Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...
Doug McKenzie
Let me try, I'm a genius.
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Misfortune and Beer: The McKenzie Brothers
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The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune.
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Request for Compensation Over Beer Contamination
Doug McKenzie
Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case.
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A Self-Proclaimed Genius's Confidence
Doug McKenzie
Let me try, I'm a genius.
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Free Beer and Sausages Await You
Bob McKenzie
Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
[to their dog]
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Humorous Reflection on Filming and Beer
Bob McKenzie
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
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